S21:E06

[JenE4]

Jen, the guys, and us all question what we’re doing here. (Well, mostly us.)

[LakeGal]

This season seems to be moving quickly.  Next week is already hometowns.  

[DEL901]

And Marcus surges ahead, getting a second date wh3n some haven’t received a first date.  

[dizzyd]

Jesse is really having to work this season and they have to bring in alumni to add something to this boring season. 

[call me ishmael]

  On 8/13/2024 at 12:09 AM, LakeGal said:

This season seems to be moving quickly.  Next week is already hometowns.  

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Not fast enough 

[JenE4]

  On 8/13/2024 at 12:14 AM, dizzyd said:

Jesse is really having to work this season and they have to bring in alumni to add something to this boring season. 

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Any of you women want to step in here a la Tayshia?!

[DEL901]

I read they had to stay tethered because of the winds.  

[dizzyd]

  On 8/13/2024 at 12:17 AM, JenE4 said:

Any of you women want to step in here a la Tayshia?!

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I wouldn’t qualify but if I did, they’d need to find me a better selection of guys and my key criteria will be no sob stories. I don’t want to see any of these guys as the next Bach. I haven’t been watching much this season but thought I’d catch this one since 3 will be cut and it’s HTs next. Btw, who’s the guy with the glasses?

Edited August 13, 2024 by dizzyd

[DEL901]

  On 8/13/2024 at 12:26 AM, dizzyd said:

I wouldn’t qualify but if I did, they’d need to find me a better selection of guys. I don’t want to see any of these guys as the next Bach. I haven’t been watching much this season but thought I’d catch this one since 3 will be cut and it’s HTs next. 

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Yeah…slim pickings for the next Bachelor.  

[JenE4]

  On 8/13/2024 at 12:26 AM, dizzyd said:

I wouldn’t qualify but if I did, they’d need to find me a better selection of guys. I don’t want to see any of these guys as the next Bach. I haven’t been watching much this season but thought I’d catch this one since 3 will be cut and it’s HTs next. Btw, who’s the guy with the glasses?

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I’ve never seen this man in my life.
 

[dizzyd]

Well that sucks, Marcus but I have to switch channels because I’m not in the mood for a sob story. Be back for the next date.

[JenE4]

Holy. Okay. They need to quit it with the sob stories. They’ll never top this one. Poor Marcus and sister. This is really sad. Okay, well, now we know why he hot another date because he had to explain this before hometowns.

 

I’d be looking every which way. Like you expect me to know where “west” is. Okay, Ponce De Leon.

[dizzyd]

Ahh such good times with Jason’s season, old school legendary tv.

[Stats Queen]

Nothing like and aggressive fantasy suite.

Sam is so full of crap, and creepy.

Edited August 13, 2024 by Stats Queen

[DEL901]

Word association and Sam says “aggressive”.   Devin called it. Sam isn’t good at the spontaneous, witty repartee.  

[dizzyd]

Sam is so unoriginal and just wants to get in her pants, nothing in the upper head.

[DEL901]

He describes his love as “reckless”?

Sam thinks being chosen is good….but I think they chose the guy with the worst connection.

[dizzyd]

Wow, sinking ship fast. At last something worth watching.

[DEL901]

Now he is talking about getting out of the limo and thinking she wasn’t his type and he’d been hoping for someone else.   

[JenE4]

  On 8/13/2024 at 12:46 AM, DEL901 said:

Word association and Sam says “aggressive”.   Devin called it. Sam isn’t good at the spontaneous, witty repartee.  

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  On 8/13/2024 at 12:46 AM, DEL901 said:

He describes his love as “reckless”?

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Ferocious, reckless, aggressive, poison—and this is “how he shows love.”

[DEL901]

And now she is regretting giving him the first  impression  rose.

And it isnt about IF he understands her.   he doesn't care about understanding her.  it is all about what he feels and wants..  

[dizzyd]

They better keep Sam’s shack loaded with condoms and test weekly for stds in paradise coz he’s going to be all out there with all the women, cast and crew and anyone in the vicinity. And he’s complaining about a bad edit?!

[JenE4]

Gee, I wonder which conversation left her feeling a little unsettled? 

Edited August 13, 2024 by JenE4

[DEL901]

  On 8/13/2024 at 12:57 AM, JenE4 said:

Gee, I wonder which conversation left her feeling a little unsettled? 

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Sam could confidently tell you she wasn’t talking about him.  Must be Devin. 

[JenE4]

  On 8/13/2024 at 12:58 AM, DEL901 said:

Sam could confidently tell you she wasn’t talking about him.  Must be Devin. 

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Lol. And here comes Devin saying I know exactly who you are and how you make me feel. He was taking notes to ensure he answered the questions Sam couldn’t.

you were right!!! “It could be any of us.” lol!!!

Edited August 13, 2024 by JenE4

[dizzyd]

Jenn, you don’t fit into Sam’s life. Such a shame, he’s such a hottie and that’s the only positive. He loves her?! What bs!

[Stats Queen]

Sam is a manipulative asshat. I can’t believe Jenn is still holding on to this toxic BS. I hope she dumps her soon.

[JenE4]

Sam is looking for someone selfless so she can make her life all about fulfilling him. There’s a difference between acknowledging that quality in someone vs seeking it out to balance out your selfishness. 

[DEL901]

If it wasn’t such a sincere and emotional date when Jenn and Devin visited the Māori people and talked about roots….it would have been hilarious to see Sam making it all about him.

Boy, Sam's family has been burning up social media about his “bad edit” before this episode.  But this will blow their minds.  It isn’t editing when you can see his lips moving as the words are spoken.  

[JenE4]

Aw, Jenn didn’t give him the Bachelor Handshake even after Jeremy said you’re supposed to run and jump. Even before this date gets started, no way he’s making it to hometowns.

[dizzyd]

Wow, this lady is a psychic, she could read immediately that Jenn has a penchant for bad boys. If she keeps Sam, she’s learned nothing from her past mistakes.

[DEL901]

Hard to know who she is going home with…Marcus and Devin are locks…before today I would have said Sam is a lock…but now….hopefully she has seen the light.  

[LakeGal]

Jenn needs to forget about Sam & the fantasy suite.  All they have is the physical connection.  He probably couldn't pick Jenn out of a crowd at this point.  Their conversations go nowhere.  

[ECM1231]

  On 8/13/2024 at 1:18 AM, DEL901 said:

Hard to know who she is going home with…Marcus and Devin are locks…before today I would have said Sam is a lock…but now….hopefully she has seen the light.  

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Probably Grant.  Of Jonathan, Spencer and Jeremy, I'd say she's probably going to choose Spencer.

[dizzyd]

I honestly don’t think Jenn has chemistry with anyone. She has sexual chemistry with Sam but nothing else. Devin has the best edit but I don’t see chemistry. I’d rather see more of the Chihuly museum.

[DEL901]

She feels safe with Jeremy.     She needs passion too, but I think she might give him the rose just because he is the kind of guy she should pick.  

[Stats Queen]

  On 8/13/2024 at 1:28 AM, DEL901 said:

She feels safe with Jeremy.     She needs passion too, but I think she might give him the rose just because he is the kind of guy she should pick.  

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I really like Jeremy.

[ECM1231]

Hmm, well I got that one wrong. Never thought Jeremy was in the running.

[JenE4]

I think this might be the first time we’ve ever seen a conversation on religious and cultural differences.

Though, I did think she was going to hold the rose and say she was going to make a decision at the rose ceremony—until the music started swelling, which meant he was getting it.

[DEL901]

Did I miss something?  Where’s his sob story?   He is mature and kind and has a functional family.   Maybe if he doesn’t end up with Jenn, and I don’t expect he will, maybe he has a shot a5 the Bachelor gig?

[LakeGal]

I didn't even know Jeremy's name until tonight.  

[dizzyd]

  On 8/13/2024 at 1:31 AM, DEL901 said:

Did I miss something?  Where’s his sob story?   He is mature and kind and has a functional family.   Maybe if he doesn’t end up with Jenn, and I don’t expect he will, maybe he has a shot a5 the Bachelor gig?

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He came out night 1 in his Ferrari and joked about the size of his dick. So not a good 1st impression. And tonight was just the 2nd time I’ve seen him and he’s not changed my mind.

Gawd, not Sam again! Let him go already!

[DEL901]

LOL….Sam ….hey Jenn.      You are interchangeable with lots of other women.  

  On 8/13/2024 at 1:37 AM, dizzyd said:

He came out night 1 in his Ferrari and joked about the size of his dick. So not a good 1st impression. And tonight was just the 2nd time I’ve seen him and he’s not changed my mind.

Gawd, not Sam again! Let him go already!

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Oh, I forgot about that.  Oh, well….maybe they can get Brad to be the Bachelor again.  

[dizzyd]

She hit the nail right on the head, he’s scripted and repeating things she wants. Lacking emotional intelligence. Good girl!

Edited August 13, 2024 by dizzyd

[JenE4]

Sam knows words. He has all the best words.

[DEL901]

  On 8/13/2024 at 1:40 AM, dizzyd said:

She hit the nail right on the head, he’s scripted and repeating things she wants. Lacking emotional intelligence. Good girl!

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But how can she still be on the fence.    She was right in that she could be anyone.  Show some self respect and end it.  If he can’t even pretend to care about her thoughts and feelings now, it is just going to get worse.    

[LakeGal]

Jenn is trying way too hard to keep Sam.  He isn't worth it.  He must of really been her #1.  Otherwise she would have sent him home by now.  

[DEL901]

  On 8/13/2024 at 1:42 AM, JenE4 said:

Sam knows words. He has all the best words.

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And he loves her bigly.  

[JenE4]

  On 8/13/2024 at 1:43 AM, DEL901 said:

But how can she still be on the fence.    She was right in that she could be anyone.  Show some self respect and end it.  If he can’t even pretend to care about her thoughts and feelings now, it is just going to get worse.    

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Maybe this is the problem with wanting a “ferocious love.” Do rabid dogs make sense? Do we know what’s in a lion’s heart? She needs to rethink her own definition of love. 

[DEL901]

I think this is Sam’s way of auditioning to be the Bachelor.   It is a crappy audition, but the main thing is the main thing.