Seeking Sister Wife Live Chat

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Dang these folks are really going to roll up on the prospect like that? 

I'm a little freaked out 

I hope she calls the police. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie ghosted them and they didn’t get the hint.

[Pepper Mostly]

"She told us not to come, so we're going". 

And shit like this is why you are such fails at life. 

Desiree didn't stand you up. She cancelled. These two are such sad sacks. 

[tvrox]

Have to work, have to move... sure. All these excuses. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess men don’t realize how gross they look when they wear tank tops?

[tvrox]

They're driving 12 hours to this??!!

[MagicEyes]

This is the worst road trip ever.

[tvrox]

Another guy obsessed with that chapstick. Dudes, you need more than that. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stephanie ghosted them and they didn’t get the hint.

They don't seem especially adept at picking up social cues. I mean, recoiling in horror is pretty easy to discern. 

WHO WOULD KISS THIS SHARK FACED FOOL?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie doesn’t want you! What’s so hard to understand?

[MagicEyes]

She moved and didn't leave a forwarding address. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Have to work, have to move... sure. All these excuses. 

Have to wash my hair. Have to go to my nephew's hockey game. Have to go into witness protection. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick. What a poor excuse for a man.

[EtheltoTillie]

Justin is copying Garrick’s black tank top. 

[Pepper Mostly]

They're going to "lay down the law"? For fucks sake, no wonder Stephanie bailed. Who the hell do they think they are? 

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Have to wash my hair. Have to go to my nephew's hockey game. Have to go into witness protection. 

LOL someone actually told me today they were going to their nephew's hockey game. I wonder if they watch this show. 

[Pepper Mostly]

The other word that defines Garrick, other than "derp", is "moist". He's always so...damp. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dannnielllle, open your fucking eyes! Stop the insanity.

[MagicEyes]

So god has told them to be idiots? Okey dokey. 

[tvrox]

I don't think proposing today is the right idea. Just a thought. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Garrick: I still think I should propose to her. 

Pepper Mostly: Bang her, you mean. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick needs to get his priorities right? His priority is himself. 

[Eldemarge]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I guess men don’t realize how gross they look when they wear tank tops?

Somebody told this guy he looked hot in a tank top and now that is all he wears.  I'm mad at that person.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

So god has told them to be idiots? Okey dokey. 

God's laughing his butt off up in heaven, yelling to some angel "Dude, watch this!" and pointing at Garrick. 

Edited April 2 by Pepper Mostly

[MagicEyes]

People make interesting decisions. 

[tvrox]

Ten apps?! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nathalie, you seem like a sweet girl. Find someone who isn’t quite as gross as Garrick.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Somebody told this guy he looked hot in a tank top and now that is all he wears.  I'm mad at that person.

I will bet you five American dollars that person was Garrick, talking to himself in a mirror.

[EtheltoTillie]

My little heart is growing three sizes in schadenfreude with these jerks getting ghosted!  I’m so mean. 

[Maybeitsme]

All the apps Natalia, all the apps. Run girl run!

[Eldemarge]

Garrick has no job, right?  I was on TWO apps and it was too much for me.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nathalie, you seem like a sweet girl. Find someone who isn’t quite as gross as Garrick.

She's no dummy. She's already gotten a nice vacation in Cancun and probably some cash. You know. For expenses. She has a sick mother/sister/dog and those law books don't come cheap. She'll ghost once she's back in Brazil. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Garrick has no job, right?  I was on TWO apps and it was too much for me.

I’m on no apps and it’s too much for me.

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

People make interesting decisions. 

That's TLC's slogan. 

This sad restaurant was the hot spot where they made a special reservation? No wonder Keisha decided to stay home. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The wife was hoping to outsource the care and feeding of Naeem to some unsuspecting pleather-clad woman, but all bets are off.

Edited April 2 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, what a fabulous restaurant. These two really go all out. 

Dude, your relationship wasn't perfect. She ghosted you. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mail a was hoping to outsource the care and feeding of Naeem to some unsuspecting pleather-clad woman, but all bets are off.

If I was signing up for Primetimer today, my handle would be Unsuspecting Pleather Clad Woman. 

[tvrox]

Even the prairie dogs are like WTF. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, I was just thinking about this odd group!

[EtheltoTillie]

Ooh Danielle of Nick is getting a lecture. She’s not behaving. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, yay, its the "folding laundry" scene. Harking back to the roots of reality TV, before people went for pedicures or to empty coffee shops. "OK honey, now just sit here and fold some clothes, so it looks nice and homey, that's great". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I didn’t mean to, like, cause any harm because, like, I want to be here, like, always.

[EtheltoTillie]

This crying is crazy. 

[Eldemarge]

I know I'm supposed to care about this conversation and people are crying but I'm obsessed with how they are trying to fold those clothes.  I need to see the folding. 

So I can judge them and tell them they're wrong lol

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, EtheltoTillie said:

Ooh Danielle of Nick is getting a lecture. She’s not behaving. 

She'll be disciplined later. Jennifer is getting the rubber hose ready right now. 

Danielle is a fucking HOSTAGE. They throw her a crumb of kindness to keep her in line. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele just doesn’t Iike the idea of having to pimp for Nick.

[EtheltoTillie]

They’re going to hold Danielle prisoner!  This is really abusive. 

[Eldemarge]

Girls, you are miserable.  Get some fulfilling hobbies that aren't just catering to your lazy man.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Promise that you're never going to do that again". 

I cannot even. This shit is Cult 101. 

Edited April 2 by Pepper Mostly

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I know I'm supposed to care about this conversation and people are crying but I'm obsessed with how they are trying to fold those clothes.  I need to see the folding. 

So I can judge them and tell them they're wrong lol

They are wrong.  On so many levels. Including the way they are folding those clothes.  

Danielle lost

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m on Team Nathalia. I hope there’s a rolling pin in Garrick’s future.

Garrick keeps digging the hole deeper.