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*One that doesn't sing, please. Chase: Do you want to try and find your child? Me: Have you looked in the Q kitchen? He usually shows up there.

Coincidentally, a hatchet and cabin were involved in both.

"My baby was with me for 9 months, 10 technically." I assumed it meant she delivered at 9 months, kept it for one month and gave it up for adoption, which is why I was wondering why she didn't know if she had a boy or a girl.

Okay, explain it to me like I'm Sonny. Brooke: I don't know if I had a boy or girl. So, 10 months. Did she not change a diaper?

What kind of superspy wannabe breaks into a cabin and rifles through it without gloves?

I thought it was silly that Liz had to wait until they got Lucky in a room at GH before announcing that he'd been given digitalis. Yes, for the drah-mah. But I would suspect the paramedics have digoxin on hand to counteract. Then we wouldn't get Isaiah saving the day. I wonder which unfortunate intern gets handed the Dustbuster to clean up after rose petal romance.

They used to call her Shrewlu on the TWoP forum.

Why is Liz kissing John Boy from the Waltons?

Carly, why must you flaunt your wealth?

Sam still owes Dante a new set of tires. Sonny hasn't reached a new era of enlightenment about Avery's custody, and what she might want. If he wasn't having ticker problems, he'd still be in a custody battle with Ava.

Oh, no, this is wimmen's fault. Specifically Olivia's. She didn't tell Sonny he was her baby's daddy, so it's on her. I'm sure when the Gio secrit comes out, Olivia will be standing in line to slap Lois and Brookie, just like the scene from Airplane.

They're busy setting up May sweeps with Sonny and his bad ticker that was totally crapping out on him because he was shot, not because he's old or has sky-high cholesterol levels, due to eating his own cooking.

The dog was in the previews, sitting on Sasha's lap at GH. PI Lady, however...

The (expensive) circus is in town, Part 2. Dunno why purple eyeshadow was paired with this look.

Maybe the ring is stuck. Since Willow doesn't even take it off for work. Try to get a latex glove over that thing.