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Like no Abbot, two Costellos. So cute.

You think there's a quick-acting motion sickness pill before getting zoomed out? Poor bastard.

End of a frustrating season. It's like opening up the box to find the cat dead and alive at the same time. "It's a success!" "No, it's a dismal failure!!" As far as introducing a new Doctor and companions, I think Chibnall did a good job. Granted, maybe he put more weight on himself by (and this is what I heard) only auditioning female actors to play the Doctor. And more weight was added on by not going to the familiar monsters and aliens. I think he did a pretty good job setting up new menaces; last month, I went to a small comic book show, and I got Tzim-Sha and the Pting drawn in my sketchbook. My feeling is that Chibnall is letting the weight get even heavier, and taking 2019 off is probably not a great move, especially since Jodie has been more than adequate in the role. Should have known Graham wouldn't actually kill Tzim-Sha. The "I just shot him in the foot!" moment with Ryan was funny, though. I am glad the fist bump happened without either guy sacrificing themselves.

I had a rough day, health-wise, but this helped me out a little. Why don't we get more Flash/Green Arrow team-ups? Grant and Stephen looked like they were having fun, and it helped get over any character and story flaws in the first part of "Elseworlds." Maybe Dr. Deegan (I can't use that name yet, right?) reshaped reality, and he couldn't "rewrite" the two protagonists. So having them switch lives (not bodies, though Barry getting Ollie's ManPain scars was a nice touch) was as far as he could push it. Barry setting off remote control arrows to nail Oliver? Cheap laugh. A laugh I needed, though. "Barry, you didn't set up-?" "Me? Nah. You have to trust me, man. [turning to the others, making a throat-slash gesture while grinning like a lunatic]" Also liked the guys finding abilities switched as well. Kinda makes up for Barry not waking up in the middle of an intense Olicity lovemaking session. "Remy Zero!!!!" Please tell me we will never, ever, EVER go to Earth-Smallville. That was a ten-season series that should have been stopped at five, and they had the worst Lois Lane ever, and the best actor in the cast wound up in a cult sex thing (dammit, Allison). The farm was a nice place to introduce the new Lois. I think there should've been a little snark thrown on Clark for disappearing for a little over two seasons. AMAZO. . . shit, what was the acronym meaning? And I'm guessing that ARGUS didn't build one of those before the "rewrite." Now . . . . bringing in two Kryptonians to face a robot that can cop/absorb powers? That's on them. Shit, Superman from Justice League [the animated series] was way more to not get scanned by AMAZO. But we needed Barry to have a badass bow-and-arrow moment, so . . . yay? Got a little fuzzy feeling seeing the emblem DC Comics used for Elseworlds stories back in the day. Only think missing was an opening spread, Silver Age style. "What's this? Barry Allen, Star City's ace archer? Oliver Queen the fastest man alive?" Oh, and never refer to the Monitor as "douchebag." He will fuck up your damn car. ETA: I'm now happy Legends of Tomorrow and Black Lightning weren't thrown into the mix. The latter skews closer to home, and the Legends probably couldn't screw things up worse.

God, Sherloque suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Gosh, I hope Earth-38 is okay without the Superfolks. 🙄🙄🙄

I’m having fun with this. And it doesn’t feel as crammed as the first two epics.

“Rage, Barry, rage!!!”

Aw, Grant is cute delivering Green Arrow lines.

Yeah, bring two Kryptonians to fight a power adapter. 🙄

I can’t blame Ollie for being pissed. Barry wasn’t the least bit miserable shooting him in the back.

“ . . . and then Cisco ‘Vibed’ in his pants.” Seriously, though, it’s a life swap, not a body swap.

Oh, wow. Sweet, sweet payback for Barry. 😜

In retrospect, probably for the best. Still feeling cheated not getting EBR with Grant. Then again, after last week, that’s for the best. ETA: I think the Legends could have only fucked things up so much at this point.

Geez, Clark, are you gonna do something about the xenophobia???

Remy Zero. Oh my GAWD.

Bidet?

“Why are we in your secret prison?”

I think this is due to whatever is wrong with reality. Also: cute Black Widow avatar. Skottie Young, right?

Betrayed by Team Flash. I’m writing that off as work from Dr. Mullethead.

“You guys are running low on Wellses, huh?”

Poor, poor Diggle. 🤢 Hey, Salmon Ladder!

I like Team Flash unnerve the hell out of Ollie with caring. Ralph hasn’t been introduced to the Arrowverse at large, right?

Oliver has Haudoyken, Barry has Shouyken. Awesome!

Do not tell me that robot is what I think it is . . .

And Barry will be even more shocked waking with those.