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Good end to a good season. This might even be classified as "feel-good," given the lack of animosity between the players. To be fair, I am about a month from watching the latest season of The Challenge. A thirty-man bumfight rumble would have more decorum than that shit. Good Final 3. Nick is the last David standing and slays the remaining Goliaths (or at least outlasted the last two). White Mike gets $100K, becomes the second ex-Racer to make to Day 39, and nobody brought up The Emoji Movie. Angelina . . . will be bitched about for a few months, then be forgotten by May, when at least ten players are murdered, because the scales have to be balanced. Seriously, I reckon Angelina is a descendant of Jerri. Remember when we really hated her guts? As far as returning players, Davie and Christian are locks, right? Davie is fun and classy. He says a prayer before casting his final vote, and it wasn't for himself. Wait, so you can believe in God and not be a jerk about it?!? Christian might bug, but I think he gets more love than Cochran did after his first season. That said, he looks better with facial hair. Another thing about Mike . . . he and Natalie ran in the same two TAR seasons; 14 & 18. Eerie, right? This was a fun season. Edge of Extinction will prove to be a bloodbath by comparison. Oh, and Zeke looks good. I still can't get over how he wasn't born male, in the sense that I have slightly more body hair. I'm happy he's happy.

Nope. I totally would have known that by now. I could live with her doing it.

“Teal hair, really cares!” They don’t show the returning player I really like. . . . and they don’t spell out the huge twist. It’s . . . it’s something. Look it up if you’d like. It’s a bit insane.

I don’t know you, Winston, but Big Brother having in-depth reflections would be bizarre AF.

But probably the shortest. Next season will be so nasty, and the Reunion will go past midnight. Just speculation on my part; I know the concept and little else,

“Big Tom, everyone! He’s probably buggering a goat as I say this!” ”Thirty-four pounds! That’s an entire Janu! How did you live through that, Davie?”

Did Natalie and Christian get on one tribe? They probably would’ve talked to each other for hours. For the record, my extent of disdain peaked at “You’re related to Philip Shepherd, aren’t you?”

Acknowledged. Who could be? I used her as the biggest example. I’m guessing Angelina will be ostracized as the worst long-term player . . . but we’ll probably forget her by May when someone acts more overtly awful. Christian doesn’t feel pain when he talks. That explains so much. 😜

I think Kevin Hart was gonna pop in, but he pulled out. #rimshot

I don’t think so. As much as Angelina can grate, I can see women getting more of an unfavorable edit. Remember, Sandra was classified as a villain in S20. SANDRA.

Angelina? Just say “I’m Jerri 2K18.” That’s all you need.

They ain’t Scot & Jason.

We only got 32 minutes left. In other news, Probst is pleasing himself so hard over the success of the concept. 🙄🙄

Ooooooohhh shit. Mike’s up! Now they’re even. Now Nick is up . . . and BLAM. Nick wins. 😀

Davie praying and not for himself. He’s getting $100K from the audience. No sponsor . . . everyone in the audience just gives it to him. No tie this time.

If it goes past 130 bpm, she turns green and bulks up, and Angelina is screwed. Nick bringing up Biblical King David. Was kinda hoping someone would’ve brought up Phillistine foreskins.

Like I said, the next season will be Battle Royale to balance the scales. Just flat-out murder spree until the end.

“Woman of color”? I really haven’t been giving a shit. I forgot that Jesse from Toy Story came to life and made the jury.

Mike painting himself as the David of the Goliaths. I can buy that. When was the last time the oldest person in the game makes it this far?

Mike painting himself as the David of the Goliaths. I can buy that. When was the last time the oldest person in the game makes it this far?

“Why the fuck can’t I quote?!? Oh, right, it’s technically the Reunion now.” 🙄🙄🙄

Seriously. You’re irrelevant. STFU. Still hating TAR fans gotta wait five more months.

WTF is Tucker Carlson there? 😜

“Mike White: He Wasn’t Angelina. That’s Something, Right?”

When was the last time it didn’t?