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But Probst will put this turkey of a season in the finest dress, makeup and tiara. And the Reunion will be so short, so that's a bonus for him. Maybe they should roll the $1 million into next season. But then I remember I said that during Nicaragua, and that would have meant Rob would've won $2 million, thanks to really dumb players.

"Now on Broadway . . .13 Jurors Nobody Cares About!!" If Chris doesn't win, the winner gets about two minutes from Probst. Well, maybe Gavin. Julie gets thirty seconds.

Wardog talking in third person. Superb. As long as Jud/Fabio gets one more. Maybe two.

I want to punch Joe for that mustache.

Best move she made all season. I hope they made it to Day 39 alive.

Chris? You spent weeks out of the game. You won one game to return, and you won final immunity. Relinquishing that and challenging Rick might have been the balliest play ever, but you ain't a great player.

I'm thinking the Reunion kicks off at 10:25. Worst Final 3 ever?

The show isn't wrong. He's basically this season's Christian.

I'm sure Jeff will be spending Night 38 praying that doesn't happen. "BREAKING NEWS! If I don't get an invite to S40, I'm gonna shoot up the newsroom!" Now Probst is gonna fluff Rick. He's earned the "lip service," but it's still cringey.

"Chris threw away immunity and defeated Rick to earn his place in Day 39. Any reactions from the audience? Mr. Joestar?"

Who's the bald guy? Seriously, what the fuck?

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. Also, if Julie has the idol, shouldn't she have the choice?

I reckon The Challenge would have been better to watch right now. Oh, well . . . that's what the DVR is for. Gotta vacuum . . . BRB.

Probst is always talking about getting feedback "from the streets." So if you see him . . . punch him in the face and tell him to knock off the stupid twists. It's too late for S39, but maybe S40 would be good.

I think they did. As much as Probst loves fluffing alpha dudes, having someone stuck in limbo coming back to win would be even more appealing.

Dang, maybe ten blocks would have been impossible with these people. Ah. Chris set to win the Lil Morris Day 38 First-Time Immunity Idol.

They're only balancing six blocks? Anyone else feels let down?

At least there's no Live Probst. Goodness knows how many children he has lined up to "interview."

Well, Lauren is taking getting fucked over way better than I would. Though you'd think she and Julie would hear the hoarse whisper of a calamari man, shouting, "IT'S A TRAP!!!!"

🎶"Oy vey, this seasons sucks." 🎶 Oh, man. This is painful. Even if both women are good with it, the laughter has to get to them. ETA: That's what I was hearing from the tribal choir.

Given how things have been breaking for him, can you blame him? He's like Wes over on The Challenge. He outlasted his eternal rival (Johnny) and a major antagonist (Bear), Even with the remaining field, he probably feels stoked. Rick feels that more, since he's setting the traps.

"BREAKING NEWS! I no longer have any room in my shorts! It is painful, yet satisfying!!!"

"JULIE ONE FAKE IDOL" Daaaaaaaaayyymn, show. At least Lauren is wary about her (fake) idol.

Seriously, has TAR been promoted tonight? Maybe it would be a sore subject, given that we're four episodes into the season, and two of the Survivor teams have eliminated.

I don't think Rick has been getting favoritism. With that said, I think Probst would be pulling for someone who got voted out winning the whole thing. It would even override is love of alpha males. And it's been over fifteen years since Lillian Morris. Remember that? When she made it to Day 39, and the jury celebrated by taking turns stomping on her soul?