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Omg I want pancakes.

I hope those casino visits and scratch off benders are embellished for the show because otherwise, they are in deep deep trouble. I couldn't believe the rate she was spending money on gambling. We like to go to Foxwoods a few times a year but never spend more than 100-200 dollars.

Raise your hand if your dream man runs a hot dog empire! Sound delicious. Agree that these 2 are not a long term match. The nasty MIL to boot almost certainly solidifies that it won't work out. I know Porsha really wanted a baby so happy for in that regard. I've liked her a lot more since she got knocked up.

No lane for Barbara. Off the show ASAP. She doesn’t fit in at all. It’s so cringeworthy watching her try to crowbar her way into the group.

and why do you need more than 1 nanny when you are both stay at home parents anyway?

Maybe John won't remember Holly by June LOL!

Holly inspired me to make the Botox/filler appointment I had been mulling over for some time. That’s a tough looking 32. Good luck John. You will need it. I didn’t really sense any chemistry between them. If all of your friends hate your significant other you might want to take that into serious consideration.

Very unsatisfactory. 2/10.

Now it’s Lacey’s fault. What a monster. Everyone’s fault but hers!

How dare you talk about cream puffs while we have to watch this beast eat cold cuts!

I am hoping for some kind of update. Hanging in there until the bitter end.

I hope Eric changes his phone number.

I want to see what he writes on his notepad!

Here comes the “I’m so stressed” comments. Everyone do a shot!

This woman should not be around children.

I was counting the oxygen tank in my guess I want a do over!

Her grammar I can’t....

Nothing says I’m ready to get serious about my health than eating a giant burger on your way to the doctor.

Put me down for 683!

Pee in the bathtub. Problem solved.

Bow chicka bow wow!

“Something....something....personal space.”

I wish someone would drive me around in a van where I can just lay on the floor with blankets. Is that wrong?

I loved the blue everywhere. I really enjoyed watching this and made me thankful we live in a time where it’s much easier to catch cheaters and women aren’t just stuck with them.

That's how they left the Utah house too. Their excuse was that they had to leave in a hurry because the police were coming to get them! Yeah no, you are just lazy and gross. I would be so embarrassed. When you sell a home, aren't you expected to leave it in somewhat clean conditions for the new owners? Those houses have been beaten to a pulp. I would never buy one. You know in real estate listings you see "pride of ownership" mentioned as a selling point, what is the opposite of that?