Auntie Anxiety

Glad you all could come out and pay with me tonight. Enjoy your day off tomorrow and get out your summer clothes. It’s got to get warm at some point, right? Till next week, adieu mon amis (I’m channeling Dan).

Next week’s episode is called. “Everyone Flew the Coop.”

Greg lost his job after one week? Is that the problem?

Stevi, just answer the fucking question. If you are bisexual, say yes. If you aren’t, say no. What’s the big deal?

The Ross Mansion looks like a local tea room in the town next to me.

So I went ahead and pulled the trigger on a new mattress after waking up a few days ago with a pinched nerve in my back. I could hardly walk. Ended up with a Saatva. They have the best return policy, they deliver the mattress and get rid of the old one. I’m looking forward to having a new bed after 15 years.

Sharp had to go back to Sarper’s obsession with Shekky’s weight. It’s like Chekhov’s gun in the first act.

Just one more thing to throw in his face. “Live, laugh, complain.”

Juan, how do you feel about shoveling cow shit at the local farm? That’s the job you can look forward to.

Yessica guilted Juan into staying. Good foundation for a marriage.

Not enough to have word art on the walls, but she needs it on the throw pillows as well. For fuck’s sake!

Friend’s husband looks like he’s in a ransom video.

TLC, The Learning Channel.

Details, details. Juan will stow away on a cruise ship just to escape from Yessica and the instant family.

Whenever they mention Deadwood, it makes me want to watch the show again.