Christi

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The special veto will screw up any deals

An Oma HOH will be unbearable?

Brandy and James have the same size legs?

Whelp...Marissa is blathering again..take a breather..omg She said she could have stayed on there if she didnt fall...mmmm...kaaayy...probably true for everyone idiot

I find the nickname Omi Love incredibly irritating

Actually I like them going easier on these comps...its more like the old days when the endurance comps lasted for hours?

how can ANYONE talk this much and literally say nothing interesting??? Who the hell actually chose to marry and have kids with her? Jesus Christ?

James has an odd body...he works out a ton and Im sure is in great shape, but his legs are so skinny!! The pants with the knee holes dont help

Whelp.....they lasted!

I was thinking about that...its obvious they switched them out, but also funny to think that the dude gained 100 lbs because he now works in fast food

did they say when the next hoh is?

did they say when the next hoh is?

I also F'LOVE how the producers left that scene in, as well as Dimitri sneaking away. They are filming a human zoo, and they know it.

Another epic moment for me was when Chris Elliott was rolling around on the ground with his mom jeans tucked in his boots, and those adorable dogs come running over like vultures swooping down on an injured mouse...u seriously couldnt write this stuff???

or say...maaaybeee...stress eating because u are in a super creepy, loveless plyg marriage, with a dude that admires/aspires to be Cody Brown?? hmmm

Ok..seeing Chris Elliot rolling around writhing in pain like a baby was everything! Idiot is supposed to be the man to take care of his giant family? OMG..Ive had back surgery, and go in for steroid ephidurals about every 6 months for sciata. Nard up dude!! jesus christ lolol Next Dimitri's wife's reaction was everything i wanted and more!! omg lololol Yeah, she isnt jealous at aaallllll...lolol love love love tonite's show?

it does for me in my world..also the sky is the MOST beautiful shade of pink?..now that I see how annoying Marissa is, she must have gone BatShit when Ricki got cast

Ditto....Im glad Ricki Lake got to play her iconic role in the movie Hairspray...burn!!?

oh jesus christ, what is Omorosa being bandaged up for now?? They need to wrap her in bubble wrap and send her ass home

I wish!! I doubt he owns the full rights tho?

Metta need to DOR, like on the last day...because " he just wants to see his faaaammmbly"? I dont think Marissa could stop talking, even if she was in a coma. For some reason I find Ross' complete paranoia and consistent babbling adorable, but Marissa's is on my LAST nerve...the "attention seeking" is on my LAST nerve. I would love to see her on the block?

I must be the least self-aware person on the planet, because, unless I was on the moon with no oxygen, or maybe in the middle of a dust storm, I would never think to blame "the air" on how Im feeling. It's a running conversation in this house.

But those are too of my favorites!! Shannon because of animal rescue, and James because of his complete lack of personality, and super self awareness every minute. I find it FASCINATING to watch a guy like this! Also, Keisha and Metta are on my last nerve...

Taffy Cabrillo Mark's impersonation of Little Gremlin Hook was amazing...I kept picturing Rachel Dratch ?