Ubiquitous

I saw that ep this afternoon and laughed when he let an uncomplementary comment slip about his wife b/c I knew he was torn a new one after she saw it.

You know, every time I hear that line about her being the first supermodel, I am perplexed b/c I have no recollection of the pictures of her they show!

Yeah, I became much less impressed with Lizzie's business sense after she said her father gave her $100K to start it.

You're such an optimist. :-) I know there's going to be at least one scene with them choking and gagging on some vaguely local cuisine and whining about the decor.

Is THAT what Tamra was babbling about with "puzzles on pillows"? I couldn't figure out what she was trying to say! Didn't we see them last season visiting a "competitor" for tips?

I can totally see Heather and Terry bailing b/c they couldn't get away with potraying themselves as they wished.

I was reminded of the rumors of domestic violence here, but yeah, it sounded like something happened that they didn't want to discuss with the cameras there. There's always this season's "lost footage" special, along with the footage of her shoving it under the couch cushions.

What was the point of the Dubrows having a "family supper" and then having them whisked away by the nanny in the middle of it? Shaddup, Tamra! I was tired of her robo-baby nonsense and her fake grief over Heather repeating what she had gossiped to her. ETA: Spelling.

I noticed that ad with the tool in circulation again, but it's not for Passages, it's for something like "Addiction Centerws of North America". Grr, I just want to give that tool a 2 by 4 headache!

Yoplait is more like pudding than yogurt.

I hate it b/c obviously, the guy can't literally have a smiley face for a head.Can we stop referring to yoplait as "yogurt"?

I don't know where to begin with the Chinese woman. As I suspected, there is a lot more wrong with her face (and the rest of her, for that matter) than her eyes. I didn't know gay men were allowed to have babies via surrogates out there! I really didn't see the problem with his nose, until the camera was pointed up his nostrils. I got the impression he's a bit of a hypochondriac. Janice looked better than I remember seeing on clips from her TV show on The Soup. Wait, that wasn't her father who dropped her off , never to be seen again? ETA: Spelling

Perhaps Lizzie should follow Heather's advice and design 1920's style swimsuits?

In Lizzie's defense, they were better than Sheree's drawings, which appearsed to have been made using fashion plates.

I couldn't help but laugh when Vicki established the cook couldn't speak English, then proceeded to continue talking to him in English. Heather said it while her chef cooked that gourmet meal.

Wow, I never considered Heather's behavior could be concealing an eating disorder before, but it makes sense.

I finally saw this ep in its entirety. Yeah, there seems to be something wrong with Lizzie's perpetually-crying diaper-wearing four year old. I noticed when Vicki's brother offered his room, I noticed he said it was because he was a deep sleeper and would sleep through the noise. I would have been totally confused by that had I not heard why. I am totallty bored with Tamra's stupid baby-quest now. I will laugh my butt off if at the end of the testing they reveal the baby had a microphone and they recorded them fighting about the baby and tell them NOT to get a child. In the teaser for the next week, rat-faced Ryan tells Eddie that the flooring at CUnT Fitness sucks. Ha ha! (a la Nelson) ETA: Spelling.

And served on time so Terry didn't have to snack on chips and salsa before his meal.

And Heather regales us once more with that story about her stunt double's head going "thump thump thump" down the stairs.

I loved the recurring joke about the two beings ordering food in the various alternative universe.

Nor big tits.

So why was it called "moaning" instead of "meaning"? The young twinks lounging around in their underwear was all I needed to know, in addition to the way he swished around. Ugh, I can't stand that gay archtype!

I recall one of the few times Shannon wasn't bad-mouthing her husnband, she told Tamra or Vicki how his eyes light up when he see his daughters (but they're dead whe he sees her) I forgot to comment on that, too. How long has Heather been humblebragging about her brief appearance on H5o now?

Leave it to Heather to make her family stay up to watch her appear on Hawaii 5 0 for less than 60 seconds! What did she say her chef's name was, and which season of Top Chef was he? So they're going to Endoles. That's the place they went last time with the donkey show, right? In the teasers for next week, was Tamra, Eddi, and Rat-face discussing liquidating their assets at CUnT gym?

Was that a typo? Thank you for encapsulating my thoughts on Justin so much better than I!