Snarky McSnarky

Her first paying client sort of looks like the woman who trained her. Woot Woot. https://www.beautybar424.com

El Casa del No Scratchy The Woodie has sold for $3 Million. I'm surprised she got that much, but then again the SoCal real estate market is insane right now. I wonder if the new owners will keep the Hugh Hefner grotto out back.

The show is called Real Housewives Mashup, and it will be on NBC's Peacock streaming service. I'd love to know what she did to breach the contract. https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/real-housewives-mashup-series-in-the-works-at-peacock-what-to-know

Vicki was supposed to be on a HW spinoff show, but they dropped her because she breached her contract. Not sure what she did to breach it, but she is complaining that they simply dumped her. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9381841/Vicki-Gunvalson-DROPPED-upcoming-Real-Housewives-spin-off.html

I'll take a stab at it, although I was half-watching the episode and half-surfing the Internet. Amber was supposed to go over and teach Leah how to apply makeup (which in itself is a scary thought). Amber called and canceled because she wasn't feeling well, and of course had to mention COVID just because. When Amber tried to reschedule, Leah told her she'd let her know next time she's available. 😄

This is not a good look. If I'm on that beach, I'd rather check out the volleyball players in the background.

More of the lady in red.

All of Amber's paid consultants should be ashamed of themselves for pumping that much sunshine up her ass. They did everything but tell her she'll soon be nominated for the Nobel Prize. She isn't the next Kate Spade, and the last thing this World needs is more t-shirts with stuff written across the front. Her boutique tanked for a reason. Don't encourage her to waste even more money trying to resurrect it.

Like Tyra Banks' Harvard Business School "degree" that was actually a nine week certificate program! 😄 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2194826/Harvard-Business-School-graduate-Tyra-Banks-critics-qualification-short-course-certificate-instead-degree.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Good luck Amber... https://catalog.purdueglobal.edu/undergraduate/social-behavioral-sciences/psychology-applied-behavior-analysis-bs/

Vermont Square, near Vermont Square Park. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermont_Square,_Los_Angeles

South L.A. Formerly known as South-Central L.A. The name was changed on City documents to "help erase a stigma that has dogged the southern part of the city." https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/757803/teen-mom-cheyenne-floyd-la-house

Well, she is a deep thinker. So it makes sense now. “I believe that educating yourself is the number one thing to help you grow and move forward,” she said, “So I’m really into philosophers and philosophy right now.” She says that she admires the Socratic method and that, because of her own commitment to education, Aristotle’s quote that “the roots of education are bitter, but its fruits are sweet,” resonates with her. But the star — whose temper has landed her in many feuds, not to mention in jail — tells us that she appreciates the Stoics most deeply, because of their focus on controlling your attitude to the world. https://pagesix.com/2020/06/02/teen-moms-amber-portwood-is-super-into-ancient-greek-philosophy/

LOL. I just watched a video of the process, and they brush ink onto the area immediately after microblading in order to let more of it soak in to the skin. The excess gets wiped off.

The Coto White Elephant was relisted and the current status is Contingent, which I believe means they are waiting for the prospective buyer to meet certain requirements. But in the mean time other offers can still be considered. This may be the beginning of the end of Coto de Caza on RHOC.

Just like Gary's roadside stand, all of the customers appearing on the show will be related to Cate.

I think the point was that Tyler loves being on camera so much that he makes sure he looks his best, and isn't fooling anyone by pretending to be so above it all that he doesn't take an hour out of his busy schedule a few weeks a year to watch his own television series.

Tyler, don't pretend you don't watch yourself on this show. You're too in love with yourself not to tune in.

I believe he's only thinking of the MTV money, and is willing to do whatever it takes to keep it rolling in. Same for Kristina. Boats and brand new pickup trucks don't come cheap, especially when neither of them has a real job.

Here's a recap for those who didn't watch.

They can swap with Kail Lowry. She gets the girl she wants, and Tyler gets "his" boy. Then hopefully none of them will breed any further.

Amber Portwood demands overnight visits with son James. State guidelines change when the child turns 3. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/14080535/teen-mom-amber-portwood-demands-overnight-visits-custody-james

Apparently not true.

Oooh Baby.

She also stiffed the web developer who set up her original website back in 2012: "The web developer posted a message on the website stating that it was going to be shut down because the young mom hadn’t paid for any of the work. The message states, “Hi Everyone–Sorry to be the barrier of bad news, but after being told I would be paid for my services and have a signed contract in hand since Sunday by Chelsea herself, I still haven’t gotten anything and even tried several times today, so this site will no longer be running. This of course was after I was contacted by a member of her family to possibly jump start her career." https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/06/teen-mom-chelsea-houskas-official-website-shut-down