Js Nana

Well, aaaccctttuuuaaalllllly, as I recall it, he asked Harrison if he'd like Claire to be his nanny, and dear little Harrison jumped up-and-down and gave a very enthusiastic "yes" to that suggestion, which left Summer standing there, shooting bullets out of her eyes at Kyle - because Summer knows that what will happen is that Kyle will fall for Claire, they will get married, and Claire will be able to tell Summer to fuck off because she's Harrison's mother, now; that is, she'll be one of a string of "mothers" in dear little Harrison's life until his actual mother finishes out her sentence in one of those "Club Fed" prisons for white-collar criminals, and returns to GC to claim him - anybody else wondering if Harrison is going to undergo SORAS, and end up graduating from high school in five years?

The difference in their heights and body types is noticeable when they are standing next to each other, so, for me, if the 5'7" SS were to be identified as having borrowed the 5'5", rather zaftig AC's clothes, I would find that as impossible to believe as Victoria Newman being CEO material.

I beg to differ - Courtney Hope is 5′ 7″, while Zuleyka Silver is 5′ 5″, also their body shapes are obviously not the same, so while they both may be able to wear some styles of clothing, they could not borrow some, or any, of each other's clothes, because they just wouldn't fit.

Having sex with someone you know is too impaired, either through intoxication or mental illness, to give consent does make you a rapist, whether you think so, or not.

The same place Auntie Jordan gets her chloroform and disguises from, SEE (Santa's Evil Elves) workshop - everything is shipped COD and the packages come wrapped in plain, brown paper. No, they couldn't, Sally is taller than Audra and Audra's measurements are a tiny bit more zaftig than Sally's.

Could it be seasonal allergies?

I can't, for the life of me, figure out why organizations that support those who have OCD haven't stepped in somehow to point out how misinformed this storyline is.

Please don't let this be what I think it is, Peppermint Patty, just please don't - let me be wrong on this. Actually, that's the expression he has when he's trying to decide whether he should pee now, or later.

It looked like something from the 80s. A new sobriquet for the Newman Keystone Kops security team. All that was missing was the matching headband.

She did sound kind of stuffed up during her Zoom call with Lily on today's episode.

Yeah, but don't tell me that Christine isn't rubbing it in Phyllis' face that she and Danny spent the night together making window-rattling whoopee that caused the neighbors to call 911 because they thought there was an earthquake going on.

It does look like Kyle is getting ready to give Summer one quick kick in the pants over her dictating who is going to have access to Harrison - and I realized on Friday's show that Phyllis trying to be menacing no longer works, it's like people should just laugh in her face when she tries to stare them down.

Oooh, oooh, oooh, something just popped into my insomnia-ridden head; what if the presently anonymous dead woman found in the storage room with Claire turns out to be - wait for it, wait for it - Tara Locke . . . funny how that thought seemed so stupendously important when it popped into my head, but now it's more of a "Yeah, so what if it is."

For the life of me, I cannot recall any episode(s) that involved Summer becoming Harrison's adoptive mother, and the only place I can find a reference to Summer having adopted Harrison is in Fandom, and I'm not sure that whoever contributed that wasn't going by the show's writing, which presents that it is understood that Summer is Harrison's (adoptive) mother, rather than the stepmother, with the boundaries that kind of relationship-by-marriage implies, of a child whose mother is still living - - can anybody recall anything like Summer adopting Harrison having been written into any episode?

Those relatives probably buy her a plane ticket out of town when they realize they're at the point of thinking of ways to make her demise look like an accident; a ticket which she then cashes in for a bus ticket so she can keep the difference.

Now, now, boes, people do have their fetishes, so let's be understanding - some people have a foot fetish - podophilia, Nate's got a button fetish - buttonophilia (I made that one up, can ya' tell?)

Hhhhmmmm, what other Y&R character do those words describe - could it be the one who's convinced she has a say in who gets to be around Harrison because of her deluded daughter's claims of parental rights over him?

But before His Imperial Majesty, TGVN, Emperor of the Entire Universe, including Uranus, and the Boss of Us All, including his family, comes down, and then, when he does come down, she won't tell him what she's done and lets him sit in it. But he is His Imperial Majesty, TGVN, Emperor of the Entire Universe, including Uranus, and Boss of Us All, including his family - bow down, bow down I say, before his glorious presence, or suffer the ugly consequences of having to kiss him on the mouth!

. . . cuz she can't even guilt trip Lily, Devon and Nate into going along with those really, really crazy schemes of hers - it's like in her head, she's badder-assed version of TGVN, another character it's hard to find believable anymore.

I paid really close attention to Auntie Jordan's scenes in today's show and there is, in fact, one of those stainless steel combo sink and toilet that they have in prisons nowadays in her cell, so she hasn't been forced to "hold it in" for all this time, or designate one corner of her cell as the toilet.

Amen, Scoobs, amen.

Not surprised, the ABC show from 2010 lasted just 13 episodes because nobody was watching it.

. . . and that's sort of how the whole Summer claiming parental rights for a child who isn't hers should have been written.

My impression is that vodka is the only fluid Auntie Jordan is going to get to drink - is there a sink in that cell, though, because I can't recall seeing one.

I have a fantasy in which a fed-up Y&R viewer appears some scene where Summer has launched into one of her "my child" screeds, slaps her upside the head and screams in her ear "IS YOUR NAME TARA LOCKE, BECAUSE IF IT'S NOT, THEN YOU'RE NOT THAT KID'S MOTHER - YOU WERE HIS STEPMOTHER, BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CRAZY BITCH WHO WON'T GO AWAY."