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I KNOW. What will fill the trash void until then?

MY QUEEN! My favorite secondary characters are the ones who call them on their shit. Queen, Daonte’s mom, Daonte’s friend, Bobbie … all the ones who are like “You are so dumb” or “s/he sucks!”

Who is this sensible man who doesn’t have time for Chance’s bullshit? More of him!

Booze bloat.

I just bought really nice new sheets that are not from BB&B and was hoping to score some more new sheets in BB&B’s liquidation, but it sounds like there aren’t great deals to be had.

People hating Shawn makes me happy.

Sarah’s mom’s bleached hair is killing me. I want to dunk it in a vat of conditioner.

I am fully muting all of Brittany & Marcelino’s scenes.

A little late but I’m here! My job tried to kill me this week but I went on a good date on Monday, so: mixed bag.

Yikes. I think she thinks she’s too good for him. I disagree. She said something like she felt betrayed when her employee quit - I can’t remember how she put it but she made it sound like the employee had done something wrong by quitting, which rubbed me the wrong way. She really looked good this episode. There was a scene where she had on leggings and her back was to the camera and I thought “Her butt looks great.” Her makeup was on point too.

Big Mouth was renewed for an 8th season, which will be its last. Human Resources will end after its second season.

And do y’all hang t-shirts? I fold mine.

I am FIRMLY in the “hire movers” phase of life.

See? Queen is about to save the day!

Naked!

See, this is why we need Queen. Queen wouldn’t have Amber in a dirty house!

I like Aris’s glasses. Her overalls don’t fit though.

I’d have left ages ago. “Give me my phone,” and left.

This is none of my business! Get this kid off TV!

GO HOME TAYLER OH MY GOD

Chance is ridiculous.

“I’m not the motherfucker you can control.” He said, on parole. Shut up, Chance.

We don’t know what she did, they didn’t show it, but I agree. “[click] [block]”

I do not do “pick me.” I do not do “choose between me and her.” Pick me wholeheartedly or I am walking. That’s what Tayler and Monique need to do. No surveillance, no calling random women and fighting over him. “Oh word, you belong to the streets? Go back there.” This is dumb.

Monique ain’t gonna bust a grape. She’s going to talk like she’s bad, but she’s not going anywhere.