Ladystardust

Not as good as the strip club.

Oh, you'd be surprised...

When I stumble upon a mugshot of an old classmate, I screenshot it and send it to my BFF like a normal person. I have never once thought of looking them up for a date. What is wrong with these people??

I don't generally like kids, but that kid looks absolutely SQUISHY ♥️

That stare would have had me turning around before I sat down. Lady isn't going to reconcile shit.

DEAD.

Joey's mom is very pretty. ETA: Nevermind! I thought they were referring to the longer haired brunette as his mom. Who is she?

I guess this guy is going to be our sad sack this season.

I completely forgot this show was back on but I got caught up with last week's episode and am wearing my best boob sling and biggest lashes for tonight.

This is much more enjoyable without Michelle. Why did they edit this season with her giving 80% of the talking heads? I am so tired of her and her voice. I’m glad Jay is gone too. Both of them were exhausting this season. Pulling for a Nurys win. I don’t like when people skate to the final without seeing an elimination. And I hope Corey burns that awful red pleather vest thing he’s wearing in the talking heads. And his hair looks like a mushroom cloud from an atomic blast.

I missed live chat so much! I was dying to know what y’all thought about Melissa’s new nose. I didn’t notice much of a difference. Definitely was expecting more with that reveal. I hope Chance at least got his ass kicked by Bobbo off camera. He’s one of the sleaziest people I’ve ever seen on a reality show - and I watch a lot of trashy reality shows. Also I am reading a book that has a character named Red. I keep reading it in Joynomi’s whiny Eeyore voice - “Reeeeeeeeed”.

So, he's driving away in her "gift"? Well, night all!

I don't like Michael's mother. Stay in your lane, lady.

Dear lord. Thought she was going to die? I mean I know the mortality rate is shit here, but C-sections are VERY common.

Oh dear. Melissa with this damn scarf.

So, you mean this wasn't an unplanned emergency??? 🤯

It's like those people who drive a Hyundai and name their kid Lexus or Mercedes. (no shade - I definitely don't drive a Lexus or Mercedes!)

She is 10 minutes out of the womb. She is not iconic, Justine.

And aren't subsequent c-sections pretty common after you've already had one?

Oh geez. I haven't watched that show in forever. I didn't know she did jewelry too.

Sara, Shawn will ONLY let you down.

Well, it comes with a cat. So that's a plus (the only one). That kid hates it.

Was she the one who just had her dog and cat thrown on piles of crap in her car when she was moving? No crate or anything and it was piled almost to the ceiling with her stuff.

WITH A SMALL CHILD.

I feel like the doctor would have just induced her then if the baby was so compacted in there it couldn't move. She's being so dramatic.