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This show is too long- I made pizza dough from scratch yesterday and it rose and doubled in size before the episode even ended 😏. I don't give a shit about seeing their rides in the van to and from locations, watching them eat, or seeing lukewarm forced PDA for the cameras. I want fights, infidelity, smeared mascara and slammed doors! Do I have to wait 10 or more episodes to see Allen angrily drop kick a kitchen cabinet?! I was promised that in the previews- when will it happen?! 😩😤😅

I don't like Madison vulgar cheers announcements. I'm all for raunchy humor, but her cheers joke toasts fall flat and are too long winded.

I agree! I'm 36 and tattoos are a turn off for me. So many guys on the dating apps have tattoos and I just don't like the look of them. I don't have any tattoos, and I want a man who doesn't have any tattoos.

I wanted more drama and toxic dynamics- this season wasn't disturbing or shocking enough for me! 😅

It would be difficult for them to change since It's a habit that's ingrained into their speech patterns and they don't seem articulate enough to stop it. I see the same overuse of "like" on The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Love is Blind, Love Island and more. It's such a turn off! 😅😣 You know what's also annoying? When I hear someone telling a story and they say, "I'm like, and then she's like, and then I'm like" Absolutely annoying!

I wonder what Joan's marriage was like- did she leave the taxes and finances for her husband to look over and take care of? I wonder how she handled talking about the case within her family and friend circle. She probably did tell herself that he was innocent. ABC should do more research on future contestants and leads.

hahaha its infuriating 🤣😫! Do these people even hear themselves speaking?! I can't even follow what they're saying since every other word is "like".

There's a great show on the Oxygen channel called "Who the Bleep Did I Marry?" Joane's marriage reminds me of some of the criminal ex-husbands who were profiled on that show. A lot of the women on the show didn't even know that their husbands were murderers, white collar criminals, sexual predators and more 😦. I wonder if Joane didn't know about what her husband was doing or if she turned a blind eye to it? I still think of that huge gemstone and diamond ring that her late husband gave her- that alone must've been thousands and thousands of dollars!

Those grandkids would cock block his love bombing skills! 🥴

I watched the latest episode and here are my thoughts 😏: - Ikechi is using this show for promotion of his book and he's only pretending to be into Emem when it benefits his image in front of the group. They've been married for one day and Emem is smiling wildly and seems unhinged to me. Keep some mystery to your emotions- he's not all that. I don't trust him. - Madison isn't attracted to Allen at all and he's smart enough to realize it, but too polite to confront her directly on it. I hope that Allen calls her out on her iciness and smug attitude. -Michele isn't attracted to David and she's using his living at home as a way to break him down and hopefully get him to leave her. -Karla's right boob tattoos are not attractive, and I don't like her Valley girl voice. She comes off as somebody who is playing a character. -Thomas is an asshole for leading his ex-girlfriend on for 9 years, cheating on her and breaking up with her since he wasn't ready for marriage. Imagine the betrayal the ex must feel to see him on this show marrying too-smiley Camille at first sight?! Screw him. This show is way too long, and it would be much shorter if they cut out the eating scenes and every time a cast member says "like". Can any of these cast members speak succinctly? So annoying!

Tina has no right to demand a 50k in-law suite 😲! Give her a fold-out cot!

I like Leslie a lot! She's funny, sporty, gorgeous and kind. I purchased a Cameo video from Leslie for my birthday, and she made such a sweet and fun video wishing me happy birthday. Leslie is such a catch; I wish her happiness and lots of fun dates with whoever she chooses to date 😊. Leslie and Jordan look great together in the photo- they could really hit it off if they keep dating.

Tom led his ex-girlfriend on for 9 years, cheated on her in the end and left because he "wasn't ready for marriage" and then he goes on this show?! The nerve 🥴😖. This is why the show "Snapped" exists! Tom always looks like he's grimacing. Ikechi is entirely up his own ass about his letters to his wife book- we'll never see it on this season, but we will see it red-tagged on sale in a Walmart crate display. The basement guy is all stocked up on his childhood snacks and his first big-boy bed smells like his cigarettes- what a catch! Allen's wife feels like she's too attractive for him and doing him a favor- pink broccoli boxer briefs and a little undershirt cemented him into the friend zone. I hate watching this show, but I might stay to watch Allen drop kick a kitchen cabinet 😅. Madison will make out with him since it's something to do, but she's not into him. You want your hot dream guy or girl? Go on the apps and find that person instead of trusting money hungry charlatans to line up your first divorce! 😏

I think that the kisses on The Golden Bachelorette are surprisingly tame compared to the Cinemax style make outs on The Bachelor/Bachelorette/BIP. Joan tends to give quick pecks to most of the guys and saves the make outs for Chock. Some people are so hot and heavy on Bachelor in Paradise that they don't even notice the crabs about to climb onto their bodies 🦀🏖️😅.

Man! Jordan is hung like a Pringles can! 😅🙌🔥