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Why am I not surprised that Camille gets head, but never gives head? 😏 She is so smug around Thomas. I am tired of her matronly athleisure sets and fake girly giggles.

I hope so too! The adorable llama was the highlight of the episode for me! 😄

Way too much Botox, lip filler, breast implants and face filler on a lot of these girls. Some of them can't even move their eyebrows or foreheads 😅🥴. Grant is boring to me, but a lot of the leads are boring on this show. He has a nice smile, but I'm not into tattoos and he has a ton of them. Will Linda make it to the Fantasy Suites? 🦙🗝🌹😄

I couldn't believe it 📺😦🍿! He just tearfully talked about his childhood during his parents' divorce, and she basically said, "Cool story, still not into you!" 🥴💅. This show is jam packed with such awkward and insulting moments. I hate this season, but I can't stop watching- I'm in too deep! 😅

The sob stories and childhood trauma letters need to stop on this show. The sad childhood letters took up most of the episode! I can sit through the sob stories on The Bachelor/Bachelorette since they're 5 minutes or less and there's usually a hot make out and a private concert after 😅. Lastly, Ikechi needs to have that mole on his mouth lopped off.

I completely agree! The "experts" always force the women to keep trying in fundamentally incompatible, unsafe and emotionally abusive relationships. Does a woman need to be physically abused to be able to leave a marriage early on in this show? When will the experts ever take accountability for creating terrible matches? They minimize Emem's concerns and completely excused Ikechi's anger and abuse by saying "he's art and you are science, Emem"🥴😲. It's so ridiculous.

Allen is selfish and careless to drink and drive. I don't care if he had one beer or multiple beers- it's unacceptable to drink and drive. He showed a combative and entitled attitude when Madison questioned him, and he even stated that he "knows his limits 🥴" "it was just 15 minutes" and "he doesn't like it when people tell him what to do." He had zero regrets about potentially endangering his life and the lives of others. This isn't his first rodeo and he's probably fine with drinking and driving again. Not cool at all.

Emem needs to pack her stuff, ask for a divorce and go back to her fabulous condo. She makes a ton of money in her career- she doesn't need this MAFS paycheck or this abuse from Ikechi.

Don't worry- she'll ✨manifest✨ a new career. Money is energy 🥴🔮💸

Maybe Karla can open up her new hair salon in her storage unit 😉.

You make great points and I'm very glad that your gal pals got out of those relationships that weren't good for them 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️⬅❌🧑👨‍🦱👨. Thomas told Pia that he hasn't been a good partner in previous relationships and that he doesn't feel he deserves this opportunity. Pia never asked him why he was a jerk to multiple exes or if he even feels remorse. I don't think that he deserves an instant marriage that the experts chose for him. I think he wasn't looking for a wife in real life and he was scouted on Linkedin or dating apps to be on this show. Could he be reformed and less of a jerk now? Maybe, but I really don't like how he treated his ex in the end. 😕

I'm going to fast forward through Camille and Thomas from now on. He led his ex-girlfriend on for 9 years, cheated on her, told her he wasn't ready to marry her/anyone and then goes on this show 😒😑. I have no respect for men who cheat and/or waste a woman's time. He's doing performative romance with the shitty Dollar Tree faux rose petals and having production set up a rented massage bed. I bet he didn't even do any of this for his ex- imagine how she must feel knowing that he's doing this for a complete stranger. I hope his ex has found a great guy!

Juan is a nice-looking and fit guy, but I think that he's only on this show to boost interest in his apps and find investors.

Excellent points! Madison isn't into him, and she never will be. I agree, good guys are hard to find- but sexual and romantic attraction needs to be there. Allen seems like a nice guy, but he's just not Madison's type- he will be another woman's type. Madison is smug and standoffish; she's not being very respectful to him and she's barely phoning it in. If Madison or any of these people wanted their dream guys or girls, they should've toughed it out on the dating apps. Madison needs to realize that a gym going pretty boy would never have to desperately resort to finding a wife on this show! 😅😏

I've been waiting for weeks to see Allen angrily drop kick a kitchen cabinet! Please MAFS, give me that scene before the New Year! 😄🙌🙏