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MagicEyes

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  1. And her eye makeup is making her eyes look lopsided.
  2. How is she going to take the bus when she can't even open her own door?
  3. Everyone but Joey saw this coming.
  4. It's funny that he shaved half of the hair off his head, but left the huge beard.
  5. She just took it off and put it in a drawer.
  6. Is this what happens when you try to do your eyebrows when you're on meth?
  7. Why do terrible things become trendy? People should have better taste.
  8. I do not need to see more of his chicken legs and knobbly knees!
  9. I am also available for auntie adoption! 🥰
  10. Courtnee and Will--the honeymoon is over!
  11. She's taking care of his kids...but aren't they her kids, too?
  12. I'm amused by how much worse the dancing is with each new commercial. And it was not good in the first one.
  13. She could maybe, I don't know, call the police and tell them her car was stolen?
  14. Is Julius high or is he brain-damaged from years of drug use?
  15. How bad does this car smell? That's at least 6 pine air fresheners!
  16. Does Dan live at Medieval Times?
  17. Dan is working hard to get into the 90 day franchise.
  18. It looks like she had her cheek fat removed.
  19. When ATMs were new (yes, I'm old enough to remember that), a local bank had one named Harvey Wallbanker.
  20. Jessica's going to have a massive hangover tomorrow!
  21. Shekky's face looks very plastic.
  22. Her website says she's a "Master Aesthetician".
  23. The internet says she's 35. I would have put her at a good 10 years older than that.
  24. I need to know if the camel is okay! 😢
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