The Pearl

Many have mentioned Cleo's "odd" accent. To me, she speaks like a hearing impaired person. I can't explain it any better than that. Also, Cleo's girlfriend could have at least NOT sat BETWEEN Cleo and Christian! Sheesh! Like some body guard! Get your ass to the corner of the room and allow them to have a conversation without your input. You're just there to be Cleo's support -- not her mouthpiece.

When Angela screamed at the waitress just as Michael came in and then proceeded to order THREE shots of vodka (after we saw her quickly down at least one shot before Michael's arrival) -- Michael knew he didn't stand a chance. You could see it all over his face. When Libby told Andrei, "I was trying to lighten the mood" when he accused her of giggling and laughing when she should have been more serious? I almost fell off my seat laughing!!!! The whole scene with Andrei SCREAMING and cursing and Libby looking so dumfounded and Andrei daring Libby to "say a word!" Jesus! You could watch that on mute and it would look like Looney Tunes! High comedy. And Bilal sitting there looking all stunned and stupid -- because there's no way he can twist the doc's words when he clearly SAYS you have to try within 6 months or she won't have any eggs! He never reaches out to comfort Shaeeda, either. Just keeps to himself while she is clearly agonizing about one thing or another. Jackass!

Shouldn't Mama JibJab be ASHAMED to appear on reality TV as some sort of therapist with the way she F'd up her precious son??? My God!!!! There must be one hell of a back story about ole Jibby that we just don't know. Otherwise Mama Jibby is a hard pill to swallow and has some explaining to do!

I did not like the ex-wife dogging Shaeeda about her assets or lack thereof. None of her business. And when Patrick KEPT calling Bile's salesmanship 101 shit out! I was delighted.

Did anyone else notice Bini subtly giving JibJab the FINGER???? Jibby was going on and on and Bini had his hand up to his face with his middle finger prominantly displayed (and his index finger bent to tone it down slightly). LOL

During the entirety of Bile and Shaeeda's segment(s), all I thought is: DAMN, this man is a cheap asshole!!!!! Wedding venue: their home. NO ATTENDANTS to iron his suit!!!! It should have come freshly cleaned and steamed from the tailor or store! Working his sister TO DEATH rather than hiring a wedding planner/coordinator/setter upper! CUTTING HIS OWN and his son's HAIR!!!!!! He should have been freshly PROFESSIONALLY shaven and coiffed!!!!! Fake ass, cheap ass f*cker!!!!!

One word: Impeccuous

What a perfect nickname for that icky girl!!!! She is the spitting image of her homely ass daddy! Ugh! Uglier than sin, itellya!

Each time they show her (along with her age) I am aghast!!! That hag looks 45, if she looks a DAY!!! When she was driving and the camera was WAY TOO CLOSE, she's got so many wrinkles around her eyes -- um, her DROOPY AS F*CK EYES -- around her mouth....her cheeks appear to droop...her skin is mottled -- she's just an unfortunate looking lil thing. VERY unfortunate.

A hideously UGLY bitch at that!!! F*cking cartoon character looking ass!!!! She, like Bile, gets uglier every time they open their mouths. Ugh!

That damned delusional Areola! "It's hard on me having to support the entire family." or some such nonsense!!!! Bitch, please!!!! You ain't supportin' NOTHIN'! NOTHIN', Itellya!!!! Your ancient daddy ought to be crying this song! Idiot!!!! Self righteous idiot! And when she said (condescendingly, but disguised as sweetly): do you want to hold my hand? as they were boarding the subway train. Sickening bitch!!

She was so eloquent and quite clear and concise! Let the relationship DEVELOP! In other words, stop rushing everything, Ed! Geez! And it appeared to go right over his head!! Why can't he understand that she just wants him to SLOW the F down, take it a bit easy and see where things go, rather than trying to stuff every woman he meets into his huge 20+ year void.

For some reason, I got the impression Deb just needed a cocktail -- in the worst way!!! Because she was out of control! For no apparent reason. Miffed, I could understand. But 0 to 100 in under 30 seconds? Screams "I've got a hankering for a drank!" LOL

The similarities in the way the women of these two families (Bini's and Bile's) treat these man-babies is startling, isn't it??? The women doting and worrying all over these man-children their entire lives -- he's naive, his last marriage hurt him so badly!!!! At some point these women needed to have pulled back a bit because Bini doesn't accept responsibility for all the hostility and confusion he causes between his sisters and Ari. And the way Bile's sister was all worried about how f'd up his last marriage left him and then his mother coming in right behind with the same B.S. Let these men be men at some point, dammit!

Complete with a tilting of his big ugly head (his mouth also makes me cringe) as if to say: can you believe that, MOMMY and SISSY? Ole bitch made fool! Not a very noble thing to do at all. It's almost like he is Shaeeda's adversary (and proud of it)...ole petty ass! Ugh!

Oh, boy, that Emily, huh? Sheesh! She seems to feel that since she's had Koben for 17 months, that she will continue to call all the shots. This is going to be problematic. First she says, "Look at his little feet," while holding them up/out...then Kobe reaches for his son's feet and she says, "No, he's trying to sleep!" or some such controlling nonsense. For God's sake, let the man touch his son, you bitch. Also, I can't wait for Kobe to break out the brush and brush his son's hair -- um, it needs tending to by someone who knows how to manage a black child's hair.

I'm unfamiliar with Josh Altman, but since you brought up Bilal's mouth -- it is as ugly as his attitude (or should I say his insecurities)! He gets uglier each time he opens that mouth, too.

Gawd, she's one unattractive hag! In every sense of the word. Each of her features taken separately are all equally unattractive. Her attitude only magnifies her unattractiveness. She stays with a snarl on her mug.

I, for one, was so shocked to see Ari breast feeding Avi. I had to look twice to make sure my eyes were not deceiving me!!!!! But it was true!

Yes, Emily would stick out in Cameroon but she did not make the "diverse" comment. There are many many more places in the USA with far more diverse populations is all he meant, I think, no? I could be wrong.

He said he didn't feel comfortable while in China either. Said they either got excited to see him or looked at him with disdain -- as if his dark skin meant he had not washed. Then stupid, immature Emily, had the nerve to point to the only other Black man in the restaurant, saying: "there's one!" Sigh.

I have to agree with you. And just the sheer SIZE of those mouthfuls of food she was gobbling down -- both in last week's epi and this epi, too. HUGE forks full of meat, mashed potatoes (at her parents' table) and now HUGE forks full of cheesy pasta (to the point where her cheek was bulging out like a squirrel storing nuts for the winter). Not appealing in the least. She's quite immature to boot. As though she lives in a fairytale -- eyebrows always up as though she is "inquiring" about something -- just like a toddler. Sigh.

Bilal -- I was talking out loud to my TV! Saying: But, it's too extreme! You went too far!!! Then to "chastise" her about being appreciative. Her points with regard to his expensive trappings was very valid. He showed her nothing of the home she would eventually inhabit, so she went off of "clues" -- clothing, watches, ability to travel, etc. Of course he would try to impress her, but now, suddenly, he decides "I want to see if she wants me for me." Okay, then, but he simply went way too extreme with his B.S. That house probably smells like mold, mildew and rotting wood. The nerve of his ass! Ugh!

Ximena: I think she has a right to expect basic social graces from Mike. Mike has a choice to accept her (with all her baggage) or not and she has a right to expect basic manners from her significant other -- whether she dated a hitman (I bet he didn't fart and burp all over her) or not. Kimbaaaaaaly: I'm sorry, but she is so very unattractive to me. It's like she doesn't even SEE herself. From the thinning (and greasy looking) hair, receding hairline, knock knees, pot belly, sunken eyes with dark circles....she is very very unattractive and she is so desperate and deluded that she needs to seek therapy -- not run across the world in search of Nigerian peen. Jazmine: Her friends know she's crazy, but you know what they say about crazy women/men -- they have the best sex. Gino is in danger!

Did anyone else notice the countless glasses of wine Betty had in her hand??? Each time they came back on screen her glass had more wine in it! With her drunk ass