The Pearl

Many have mentioned Cleo's "odd" accent. To me, she speaks like a hearing impaired person. I can't explain it any better than that. Also, Cleo's girlfriend could have at least NOT sat BETWEEN Cleo and Christian! Sheesh! Like some body guard! Get your ass to the corner of the room and allow them to have a conversation without your input. You're just there to be Cleo's support -- not her mouthpiece.

When Angela screamed at the waitress just as Michael came in and then proceeded to order THREE shots of vodka (after we saw her quickly down at least one shot before Michael's arrival) -- Michael knew he didn't stand a chance. You could see it all over his face. When Libby told Andrei, "I was trying to lighten the mood" when he accused her of giggling and laughing when she should have been more serious? I almost fell off my seat laughing!!!! The whole scene with Andrei SCREAMING and cursing and Libby looking so dumfounded and Andrei daring Libby to "say a word!" Jesus! You could watch that on mute and it would look like Looney Tunes! High comedy. And Bilal sitting there looking all stunned and stupid -- because there's no way he can twist the doc's words when he clearly SAYS you have to try within 6 months or she won't have any eggs! He never reaches out to comfort Shaeeda, either. Just keeps to himself while she is clearly agonizing about one thing or another. Jackass!

Shouldn't Mama JibJab be ASHAMED to appear on reality TV as some sort of therapist with the way she F'd up her precious son??? My God!!!! There must be one hell of a back story about ole Jibby that we just don't know. Otherwise Mama Jibby is a hard pill to swallow and has some explaining to do!

I did not like the ex-wife dogging Shaeeda about her assets or lack thereof. None of her business. And when Patrick KEPT calling Bile's salesmanship 101 shit out! I was delighted.

Did anyone else notice Bini subtly giving JibJab the FINGER???? Jibby was going on and on and Bini had his hand up to his face with his middle finger prominantly displayed (and his index finger bent to tone it down slightly). LOL

During the entirety of Bile and Shaeeda's segment(s), all I thought is: DAMN, this man is a cheap asshole!!!!! Wedding venue: their home. NO ATTENDANTS to iron his suit!!!! It should have come freshly cleaned and steamed from the tailor or store! Working his sister TO DEATH rather than hiring a wedding planner/coordinator/setter upper! CUTTING HIS OWN and his son's HAIR!!!!!! He should have been freshly PROFESSIONALLY shaven and coiffed!!!!! Fake ass, cheap ass f*cker!!!!!

One word: Impeccuous

What a perfect nickname for that icky girl!!!! She is the spitting image of her homely ass daddy! Ugh! Uglier than sin, itellya!

Each time they show her (along with her age) I am aghast!!! That hag looks 45, if she looks a DAY!!! When she was driving and the camera was WAY TOO CLOSE, she's got so many wrinkles around her eyes -- um, her DROOPY AS F*CK EYES -- around her mouth....her cheeks appear to droop...her skin is mottled -- she's just an unfortunate looking lil thing. VERY unfortunate.

A hideously UGLY bitch at that!!! F*cking cartoon character looking ass!!!! She, like Bile, gets uglier every time they open their mouths. Ugh!

That damned delusional Areola! "It's hard on me having to support the entire family." or some such nonsense!!!! Bitch, please!!!! You ain't supportin' NOTHIN'! NOTHIN', Itellya!!!! Your ancient daddy ought to be crying this song! Idiot!!!! Self righteous idiot! And when she said (condescendingly, but disguised as sweetly): do you want to hold my hand? as they were boarding the subway train. Sickening bitch!!

She was so eloquent and quite clear and concise! Let the relationship DEVELOP! In other words, stop rushing everything, Ed! Geez! And it appeared to go right over his head!! Why can't he understand that she just wants him to SLOW the F down, take it a bit easy and see where things go, rather than trying to stuff every woman he meets into his huge 20+ year void.

For some reason, I got the impression Deb just needed a cocktail -- in the worst way!!! Because she was out of control! For no apparent reason. Miffed, I could understand. But 0 to 100 in under 30 seconds? Screams "I've got a hankering for a drank!" LOL

The similarities in the way the women of these two families (Bini's and Bile's) treat these man-babies is startling, isn't it??? The women doting and worrying all over these man-children their entire lives -- he's naive, his last marriage hurt him so badly!!!! At some point these women needed to have pulled back a bit because Bini doesn't accept responsibility for all the hostility and confusion he causes between his sisters and Ari. And the way Bile's sister was all worried about how f'd up his last marriage left him and then his mother coming in right behind with the same B.S. Let these men be men at some point, dammit!

Complete with a tilting of his big ugly head (his mouth also makes me cringe) as if to say: can you believe that, MOMMY and SISSY? Ole bitch made fool! Not a very noble thing to do at all. It's almost like he is Shaeeda's adversary (and proud of it)...ole petty ass! Ugh!