Chatty Cake

I thought she might pass out at one point but she just kept going. Like the officer said she was hammered. I expected her to be tipsy and a little sloppy but she was much worse.

I think Ashley’s boyfriend is kind of cute. Wendy needs to stop with her negative comments. He’s a big improvement over butt grabbing Michael. Now TJ on the other hand, maybe it’s time they come out and say it. Maybe Stacey has a real boyfriend stashed somewhere and they all know it. Mia already played the Gordon card. There’s nothing else surprising about the situation. Can Jacqueline be done already?

I just watched the body cam footage. Holy smokes that woman was DRUNK. Was there nobody to try and stop her from driving? Ray should have told her to stay quiet. Not that she would have listened.

Yes. If there was some attraction there, introducing him to the finer things might work but I don’t think she wants to spend any time with him. There’s nothing there on her part.

I do understand where Michelle is coming from. David seems nice but not marriage material and yes that mop on his head is distracting and unattractive to most. Is he still smoking? A non smoker is not going to want to smell cigarettes on their new partner. Pia seemed more concerned with defending why the two were put together rather than admitting that the two are not a good fit. It’s hard to watch Ikechi. He is hostile toward Emem and I think Pia should have been more concerned for her. Juan doesn’t seem to be trying. I get that Karla can be a lot but she does seem interested in getting to know him and he comes off like dead wood. Fingers crossed for Thomas and Camille. I don’t think his past relationship should be held against him.

Meredith and Lisa have come a long way from Lisa’s hot mic rant about her. Now they seem to share the same opinions and perhaps the same brain. Whitney can shut up about Lisa not being able to afford a commercial for Vida. I haven’t seen any commercials for her Ali Baba jewelry. Bronwyns really bringing it this season. I don’t care about her husband cheating. She hasn’t left him so it’s not that big of a deal to her either. Like she said, she won’t be carrying a canvas bag.

Brynn was much more tolerable this episode. Raquels moms visit seemed very short. I think it would be odd to have a reunion after 6 years filmed for a show. I agree that everyone smooching was unnecessary. I’m not into dick pics but I’m not into shaming those that are. I think it was meaner of Sai to take picture of Jessels swollen feet.

I didn’t notice but good for her. I always enjoyed her on the show. Right now it’s at a low point. Who cares if Phaedra won’t open up? She doesn’t fit in with the group. The ladies dressing up in bootie shorts to go line dancing isn’t that riveting and can they shut up about Beyoncé already?

I can’t imagine hiring mermaids for an adult get together. It’s so odd. Is it supposed to be sexy? The love questions were a waste of time too. Every man said they are the dominant one yeah right. What’s with choking? Mia said Inc does it and then Darius said he likes to do it too. They acted like it’s something to be proud of. What do these women think TJ is going to say? That he’s gay and using Stacey to be on the show? Not going to happen.

I know it won’t happen but I want Brooke to be DONE with Ridge. She should have outgrown his childish ass years ago. Does anyone want to see this latest weak Taylor chase after him? It’s pathetic. Hope and Carter are terribly cringeworthy and gross getting lovey dovey in in a chair that might still be warm from Ridges ass. Puke. All I see is Nick Newman Jr when Will is on. He even sounds like his dad used to. I liked the Remy story better when Luna was doing the menacing. They could have kept that going instead of springing this new character on us.

Yes, I find her amusing. She’s also self deprecating at times. Her dynamic with Todd is interesting although cringeworthy too. Recently I caught some older seasons with Jen Shah and her over the top fake fraudulent lifestyle and screaming and later Monica and her mom with their ridiculous behavior and I think Bronwyn is a much better housewife.

I think because there are some couples who made a go of it and a few who are still together is why I continue to watch. I get both sides regarding David. 36 is old to be living in your parents basement but if he’s truly saving, good for him. My question is, why even agree to marry at first sight if you aren’t in your own place? I think they focus on choosing folks who would make good tv rather than who really wants to be married.

I have moments when I find Bronwyn annoying but I prefer her over Monica and Jen Shah.

Someone needs to come in and shame these ladies. And I am not talking about slut shaming which is a very real and serious problem at bat mitzvahs. There are housewives who have to share a room. There are housewives who get stuck with a tiny room and have to threaten to go to a hotel. There are housewives who have their suitcase hidden and nobody cares. These ladies were blessed with not one but two villas and they are still complaining. Shame on them!

How long are Camille and Thomas going to have the same discussion with different peoples takes on it? It’s time to focus on the present. Are any of the couples doing anything other than filming together? They’re in Chicago and should be out doing some things as a couple. I get not rushing into sex but I don’t see anyone showing any affection. Juan likes to show love through cleaning but why get married if you don’t expect to touch the other person at all? Ikechi announced that he would have made the fish tacos. Emem tried to make him happy and then he says well he could have made the tacos but doesn’t want to. What the hell? They could change the name of the show to Filming Together at First Sight.