Chatty Cake

I’m so tired of Bill acting like a wuss while Luna stands by eavesdropping on his conversations. What is his end game? I never thought much about Finn being Lunas dad but it’s looking like it could be true. Gross!

Did any of you tell your turkey sandwich at lunch that it was so fine? Lol. I laughed so hard watching David in this episode. He’s hilarious. I agree @Retired at last, there’s nothing to cheat on. Michelle admitted she doesn’t spend time with him on weekends so while it was amusing, it’s not exactly a betrayal. Juan is a cold fish. Karla doesn’t want to work nor does she want to clean the apartment. I don’t know why they are pretending. I think Thomas does like Camille but there is something missing. Her body language doesn’t say that she’s excited by her new husband at all. I felt for Madison a bit more this episode but on the other hand she seems to be opening up for the cameras and not Allen. He is very aware of this and is losing interest in pretending. Why are Ikechi and Emem still filming? He admitted to despising her. Why won’t she speak up for herself?

I feel that I can read between the lines regarding Raquel as well. She was a big deal when her rich husband got her jobs as a museum model of some sort. She decided to be true to herself but found out that without the money behind it she’s not that big a deal. She uses her story to get on housewives including insinuating that her mama who doesn’t live anywhere near her didn’t accept her. This kind of story flies in the world of Bravo but it doesn’t mean that it’s 100% true. I wouldn’t be surprised if production cooked up the bad mama stuff because let’s face it, she’s on the boring side. She also looks hideous in that wig with the bangs. But that’s neither here nor there. Erin’s actually grosser than Brynn. Brynn is just repeating stuff that may or may not be true. Erin paraded her sickly (RIP to her dad) parents around for a story. Her and Raquel are both two peas in a pod. At least Raquel isn’t showing pics of her fiancée’s nether regions to people like Erin. She also didn’t volunteer to let Brynn do her sexpot routine to her lady the way Erin did to Abe. Abe seemed kind of emasculated this season. Probably to make up for his affair or the bitcoin or whatever had Erin mad at him at the beginning of the season.

We really can’t tell based on what Raquel said. The mom did show up to Raquel in Puerto Rico. Raquel didn’t go to her. Her mom sat there while the straight people had a laugh at her expense by kissing each other. I doubt Rackie gives a shit about having a better relationship with her mom.

I notice Brynn uses whatever she can when she feels backed in a corner. First she’s trying to prove herself as a black woman. At other times it’s her childhood trauma. Then it’s losing her beloved grandma. Then it’s the assault I think she spouts off so many excuses that she can’t keep track of who she confided in. I thought the way Jenna babying her was ridiculous. Hopefully that’s over now. Ubah gets so unhinged she becomes almost scary. If she could calm down when arguing she would be easier to watch. Now for the asshole who says under the radar. Erin. She joins the trip being nice to Rebecca and offers to share a room with her. Last night when Rebecca stuck her head in the room to tell them the food was there, she starts snickering with Ubah and Sai like the turncoat piece of trash that she is. I thought the way they treated Rebecca was mean and for no reason. They’d rather comfort crazy Ubah or poor sex kitten lying Brynn than give attention to someone that’s not crazy. I wanted to like Raquel but she was so performative when pretending to relate to Brynn. I also noticed in her end script that she hasn’t gone to visit her mom but made it to the Hamptons to kiss ass. I think she used the mom not accepting her for a story. It sounded like the mom developed anxiety after the hurricane and Covid. Raquel comes off as a shitty daughter to me. Sai, Jenna and Jessel were much easier to watch than the rest of them.

Why would Karen quit? She actually has a story. She could be the comeback kid.

Why are Victoria and Nikki so dumb? At least tell Victor that Jordan is running around town. Do they really trust Claire? She went from cuckoo to sweet innocent nanny in record time.

At first I thought she was looking out for him but now I’m thinking he wasn’t at all drunk. She just wanted to make him look bad on camera since she’s the one that’s doesn’t like anything about him. She’s the one who should have called an uber for her stank faced mean ass! I think Madison is horrible to him when she’s had some drinks and the cameras go down and he wanted to get far away before she started in on him.

I actually thought the purse shower was a little funny and more realistic than the healing activities they often have the group do. I think it captured Toyas shallowness and lack of substance. Heavenly and her screech laugh when they showed up at the dating event was painful to listen to. Shes always going to be mean on social media, it’s who she is. She may temporarily play nice to keep filming but she’s not going to be friends with them. Sweet Tea’s goal is to match and normalize young women and old dogs. How charming.

Why did Glenn allow the crew to have any drinks at all? Were they going to help the guests feel safer or did the guests want to get drunk with them? It was a disaster waiting to happen.

Ray and Gordon were the best part of the episode. Stacey, get everything done legally. People change. TJ is such an odd dude. Karen said diabetes runs in her family so she is pre diabetic. She didn’t say whether or not her bloodwork showed it. Kind of like telling Ray that blue eyes run in her family.

Do Allen and Madison share a bed? That’s the only reason I can find for him wanting to leave so bad he risked it. Otherwise why not just sleep it off at the apartment? I don’t want to hear about Thomas and his swag while Camille is sitting around looking like a frump. David is a good sport. He should have told Michelle to shove her pricey clothes up her ass. Does she want him to save money or dress like Drake? I don’t think Karla wants to work and I think Juan knows this. Why was that fool Pastor Cal looking so pleased that Emem asked that asshole to move back in with her? He spoke slightly nicer but he is in no way is interested in her.

I don’t care for these baby at age 47 storylines. They might feel great at the moment but going through menopause with a young child not to mention other health concerns that happen in one’s 50s are no joke. It’s not always the case but can be.

Whitney was being a jerk. She got to accuse them of having a threesome while saying she didn’t believe it. Lisa in turn decided to yell that Angie’s husband was part of a circle jerk. Why? Marys text about Heather was ridiculous. Nobody sends a text like that. I think they wanted to recreate last years finale of Heather yelling receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots. Instead all I could picture was the Mean Girls trust scene and someone yelling that Britani “doesn’t even go here!”

It would take me forever to find a text I wanted to read aloud. What they read was ridiculously scripted. The one thing I believed was that Mary was truly pissed at Angie for chasing Britini. My biggest takeaway is that there was a woman who offered to be a third for Whitney and Justin whose resume includes the Barlows?