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Liam was moving back to Canada and the lease on the house was up so she barnacled to Evelin.

And that will be the easiest 20 seconds she ever worked. If this RV’s rocking, David’s not in it!

Perhaps Mary and Varya can have a boxing match like Rocky Balboa and Ivan Drago. Loser gets stuck with Deliverance man who orders her to squeal like a pig.

Not only that, but imagine sitting in an airplane seat for 7 hours with the scratchy, poky sequins digging into your back. For the last few weeks they have been editing spoilerish stuff out of the first hour sneak peek but this week they took out Tom’s chat with the guy who looks like a janitor and has a child’s understanding of karma. Perhaps he obtained it listening to Ratt’s Round and Round. Oh his name was Hammy which coincidentally describes our poor man’s James Bond. More like Austin Powers. Hammy did get in a good burn in predicting Tom may end up alone at 50 since Tom threw similar shit at Darcey.

TLC was going through the motions of distancing itself from this story by ignoring it on Pillow Talk (and presumably the Tell All) but then makes it the cliffhanger? And a cliffhanger later in the season than the Svetlana reveal? Shameful. Cha-Ching!

She has no brain or personality just giraffe eyelashes, onion ring earrings, and a Baltimore drawl. We were dying laughing in the live thread about David's moaning...... *some* of us were speculating that he had to step away for a minute....... Lana is in NO way young, impoverished, or house bound. Perhaps she is dyslexic and meant 82.

They dated long term but never married. Her daughter is not his bio kid but he essentially raised her with Veronica and after they split he still co-parents her.

They should start singing that Crash Test Dummies song.

On What Now she was moping in her empty Florida house and having a crappy garage sale lol.

Why did you post a picture of K.D. Lang?

Makes you wonder if he is lying about not returning her texts. Someone is not returning your texts and you assume you can stay at his house for two weeks?

Well he was naked on the cross albeit not by choice.

I think most of the kids are in New York and he doesn’t seem to have the money for frequent trips to visit.

BGL also called him young and naive in the Tell All leak. Um he’s in his 30s, maybe compared to her that’s young. And as for naive I bet people in Nigeria grow up a lot faster than our failure to launch kiddos here.

The May 24 episode will be another standard one. Here is the synopsis: David tries to get closer to Lana; Avery says goodbye to Ash; Geoffrey finds himself caught in the middle of a sticky situation; Ed returns home; Stephanie reunites with her mom; drama ensues when Lisa meets with Usman's elders.

That horse is out of the barn.

Now you need one set to The B-52’s Girl From Ipanema Goes to Greenland lol.

Russ is looking like the chicken hawk.

If he marries Nicole he will automatically gain additional weight.

So Corona beer is still desirable.

Maybe that’s why they avoid American men because an American man victimized them. Food for thought.

I suppose she planned to tell her between the taping and the airing. But as others have said she probably told her mom it wasn’t legit but just to prop up her failing YouTube career.

Good call but that would mean It must have happened to Stacey as well because she has the same issues.

If she really wants to come to the US she may want to keep him as a fallback option (more a plan z than a plan b) if she can’t find someone else willing to sponsor her (or the ones willing to are even more revolting).

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