Grifter Lives

Hula-La!

Breaking Amish is where I draw the line to convince myself that I still have dignity. I'll watch the Sister Wives & Mama Boys variations. But, I'm actually offended for the Amish with Breaking Amish. Good thing they're not watching!

Her assistant would have blocked his & his entire family's phone numbers. But, she can still stalk him on Facebook.

When will Harris start to work at the resort?

Stephanie: Is your phone fully charges so I can check in? Then, she said something about food for his tummy.

She upgraded to Non Jovi. She broke off an earlier engagement for him. I assume it was either for a more desirable destination, more income or younger man.

Rain on your wedding day is good luck!

1 Melanie = Several Non Jovi friends in terms of misery. And who didn't know that Rebecca would have a halter dress?

What is the cage in Rebecca's back seat? Did she say that she didn't have time to make the wedding cake?

Mom Jovi hasn't appeared on the Vegas scene yet.

Yara has to get married because she's pregnant. Not because the K-1 Visa is 90 days.

It's free as long as you're on the floor. Jovi's found Heaven. He could do the same in Biloxi. I thought that the casinos closed down quickly when COVID hit.

They showed a "Welcome to Downtown Las Vegas" sign. I hope that's not where they're staying and going. Also, how long did it take them to drive from LA that it's now night?

You're right. Even Magic Big Mike was better than that.

I was just thinking that Stephanie was a more convincing bisexual than Hazel. Also, Hazel was religious, too, when Tarek first arrived and attended that 16-hour service. But, now she says her parents (exclusively) are religious. And, did she ever talk to or seek guidance from her bisexual sister about the family dynamic, etc.? Tarzel is so boring that it's aggravating.

Half the time, he's in his exterminator uniform.

You wrote the script! Or, you consulted Stephanie's psychic.

Zied's the only one in this whole season who has been good-natured and content. And his family isn't dysfunctional. It's such a contrast tonight.

It's a hoodie on top of his red pants!

Rebecca has fully eaten her inside cheek, so she is now beginning to twitch.

And she wants to bring her son over. And be a throuple with a sister-wife, BFF that only she chooses.

When did Stephanie get time to stalk Ryan on Facebook? Maybe it was when he was planning their outing last week.

Stephanie only blocked Ryan and family on her work phone. He's still calling on her personal phone.

Brandon doesn't have to give up on the relationship - ask Sequim Teresa. Julia could reapply for the K-1 visa if she wants to be a farmhand.