Grifter Lives

Were Meri & Christine wearing Lularoe?

In the earlier talking-head, Janelle had said that both Christine and Kody left the AUB. But, let's forget that for this segment. . . That way we can get Christine and Janelle to grift for their spinoff on their dating lives.

She can be both stupid and a liar. The bar for intelligence is pretty low for the Browns, and they're all delusional that they can't keep their own stories straight, much less follow others.

Did Janelle take the first shower and use all the water pressure? What's with their flat hair? Kody can't even style over the bald patches.

Robyn was sittin' there with the grandkids two weeks ago, in the episode where Mykelti visited. She forgot to mention the one big house.

Where does Christine return the Claddagh ring?

So in all their finger-pointing, rationalizations and denial, Christine & Kody's marriage dissolved because of the lack of the intimacy. Nothing about the children's best interest.

They're all trying to look so noble or superior to the others that they all make themselves look worse.

I saw Violent Night. It was unspeakably bad. But, a 13-year old distant relative disagreed, proclaiming it the best movie of the season.

Fortunately for Kimbally and Grangela, Chuck is on the market.

That ball is really working.

Maybe Chuck will burst into tears again. That's always good for a laugh. I have no doubt that he'll remind everyone that he's a cancer survivor.

I agree. I also think that her friend may be a relative who hasn't had plastic surgery.

Especially since only Jenny gave up her car.

Kimbally & Usman were only putting on a happy-couple/happy-family front for Jamal.

Bile of Generational Wealth blew his wad on the helicopter ride. All his other planned activities have been free: walks in Central Park & over the Brooklyn Bridge and allowing Shaeda and Eutris to pretend to shop in a wholesale-only clothing store. I bet that he tried to split the bill 3 ways for the TLC-paid dinner.

Crocodile Dundee wore an outfit similar to Shaeda's when he visited NYC.

That is the biggest pretzel. But, it better be, because it's Shaeda's dinner. She's as classy as Bile, so she immediately declares that it tastes like cardboard. And, it looks like they walked from their Times Square adjacent hotel to the Brooklyn Bridge.

None of the Podhast sisters, including Libby, looked at the person speaking. They all just stared straight ahead.

Andrrei & Chuck matched shirts in solidarity. Walter will finally speak and unleash 5 seasons of vitriol.

The Family Libby enlisted the best therapist - who requires them to hold a cheap, plastic ball as the designated speaker. Yet, sister Becky can't even follow that rule. I didn't notice if her whipped husband or the mother & Walter were also attending the session.

Liz just returned to full-time work, and the partner is telling her that he admires her commitment to offer her partnership. Couldn't he just make her full-time with a set schedule?

Andrrrrei just gave his dissertation on peasant food.

Chuck chose his best Polo shirt for the date: the same one he wears on every episode.

Fast-Forward 2 Years: Kim is the 3rd wife in Nigeria (Zara & the young girl are 1 & 2) and a Muslim convert.