Grifter Lives

Here's what Yara could talk about with Novi's friend: Compare & Contrast Russian invasion of Georgia with Ukraine Apartment hunting in Prague Ukrainian strip clubs where Novi is banned and women Novi met on the app before he met Yara. Instead, she is just rude.

Jovi and T got a BOGO on those jackets.

It's disgusting. She's marking territory. And, I only hope that these Ubers are all production assistants so that she's not inflicted upon the public. But, I don't know if Sharp has that much decency.

I consider you all "my people." Please don't sic Angela on me.

Chuck had cancer five years ago, but never mentioned it until the most recent seasons. Now he's bringing it up frequently. Also - I think he's auditioning for a spin on The Single Life.

Subtext: Sumit: Jenny is old. Jenny: Sumit is useless.

When did Usman get an Apple watch?

So, Bile clashes with alpha females, but isn't Shaeda a fierce, independent businesswoman? I wish that TLC would keep their storylines straight.

How to make anyone celibate: Bile's proposition of "romantic times" in a slow voice with weird hand waving.

"Getting pregnant" is not on Bile's itinerary of "romantic things."

Bile asked the question for all of us: "Want to have some fun or are you, like, want to bring baggage with you?" Unfortunately, TLC always chooses baggage. This preview was a sludge. We're supposed to forget Bile & Shaeda's last season - where they taped the tell-nothing in NYC, and Shaeda's two sisters lived there. According to this episode, it's Shaeda's first trip to NYC and her sisters don't exist. When Chuck wants family therapy, Libby's open to it, but she refused when her mother begged before the birthday bash. Also, Chuck frames family issue exclusive of Andrrrrrei or Charlie. Jenny went from a spring chicken on her honeymoon to an old hen this week. But, she seemed to recover from her dislocated shoulder within days - from visiting the physiologist to sweeping with a mop literally overnight.

I've been glancing at these episodes. I suspect that he's shifting so that more guests carry each episode for him, and he doesn't have to prepare as much. Of course, Barnyard Solitaire and Oil of Olay are good for 15 minutes each, too.

Ysabel and Truely both echoed Christine about healthy relationships. "Healthy relationship" replaced "intimate marriage" or "functional marriage" from the beginning of the season. (Christine reprised it in this episode, I believe.) When I heard Ysabel address Maddie and Caleb's "healthy relationship," I immediately thought that either she parroted Christine or the mindset that a woman's value is to be a wife and mother is so ingrained in her, thanks to Christine. Also, in an earlier season, Ysabel said that she wanted to go to East Carolina State. Kody balked about the cost and distance. Moving in with Maddie and Caleb seemed to be a way to mitigate college costs.

Kody's talking heads this episode: Meri's dead to me, but it's nice that she has one friend. I hate Christine. I mean, right now. Poor Robyn and AuroraBreannaDayton. There's no room for Truely. Janelle's on the watchlist, because she's abetting Christine's departure.

Kody: We didn't sign a paper. We're not divorced. Why didn't that apply to marriage?

Wait! Isn't Friday with Friends the stupid conversations with Meri and Jenn? But they don't do it often.

Therapist Leopard Renee: Is this worth it? Look at your wife. Mykull instantaneously regrets the last 5 years or how ever long we've suffered.

But. . . But. . . Generational Wealth

Wasn't Bile's funding Shaeda's yoga studio a term in the pre-nush?

Coming Up: Who's back fat is more repulsive: Angela's or Ed's?

I missed it. Did Kim propose that she'd be the first wife?

Better "Instagram stuff" than their Only Fans. The last thing the world needs is Chuck on Only Fans.

Direct flight from Tampa to the Grand Canyon. Only the Potthasts.

"They weren't here to make it to our bloodbath, I mean, our engagement party." Ed is douchebag.

Liz should point out how fat Ed is, "in an encouraging way," of course.