Grifter Lives

That whole segment might have been full of weird interactions, sister-wife grooming remarks or getting their scents out there. Ari says that some other kindergartener who had a man who cut her off ("Break it up. Yeah.") was jealous because Ari was engaged. Sol points and says to Ari, "You're shy. Why are you offended?" and Ari faints like her older sister. Kody says to Ari, "Were you being too much of a pest?" And, Robyn says, in a high-pitched command, "We don't use that word. Let's be nice." Ari answers twice, "I was bothering her." Kody replies, "You were buggin' her?" and Robyn ho-ho-hos. Kody asks Sol and Ari, "Did you have a great day at school?" Then, in the same sing-song voice he asks AuroraBrianna if she had a great day at school. When she says that she did, Kody teases her, "Probably because a boy was there." Robyn then revives her push-the-ceiling dance move and says, "Senior! She's gonna graduate this year. Woo! Woo!" Fortunately, the neighbors didn't have to experience it.

Especially since she declared it at the airport exit, where the exhaust fumes from the nonstop car, van & bus traffic would have overwhelmed it, and the bathrooms in the airport are nearby. Maybe that nonstop prankster Bile staged something or just wanted the scene to show their fun-loving cultural clash and banter.

What about the brown-haired boy spirit baby?

Add to that: Last week, Meri said that she drove from Parowan because Christine called this meeting.

Janelle should add abandoning a government pension and losing her 401(k) to the Lehi foreclosure and the RV to her list of financial regrets.

More filler: Robyn and Meri hug out their feelings (fillings).

Robyn: Sorry to see you go, but my ride is waiting.

Reciprication, not reciprocity Janelle, Smarter than the Average Brown (Maybe)

How is Kody simultaneously the failed high priest and leader, yet also the victim?

Here it is!

I thought similar with all the Robyn talking heads. They should have asked Meri or Janelle, but neither of them would speak up.

Meri's giddy that Kody finally acknowledged her.

Robyn: In my head, she's technically not divorced. Because, technically, she was never married. But, in Robyn's head, it's because Christine hasn't slept with another man yet.

Kody's talking to Christine, but Meri's hearing secret messages to her. Both women wanted the man, not the family.

Tonight's Bonus: The previews reminded us that we got a week away from Big PrEd and Liz.

These scenes remind me that Shaeda isn't very different from Bile.

We're hysterical and the only way I can watch this show. But, this season has been a challenge.

Andrrrei: Would I make a good cowboy? The answer better be yes. No. For the following reasons: You've never seen an alpaca. You can't handle spit from Libby's sister. You switched from cowboy hat to baseball cap. Now, Blocky-Head, on the hand, has potential.

Jenny looks younger than she does.

Tonight's themes include Obnoxious Conversations with BFFs Revealed for the First Time.

"Sometimes a relationship is between two people," says Bile, who's been parading what a douchebag he is for millions to watch weekly on reality television.

We haven't seen any of Usman's father's multiple wives, if there are any. We haven't even seen Mykul's Aunt Lydia, whom people suspected was actually one of his father's wives. She didn't make it in his phone directory.

I usually don't comment on commercials. But, this Shauna Ray promotion is gross. If her parents are testifying that she gets her share of attention from freaks, what do they think will happen with her on her own reality show? I know that she's a legal adult, and her parents obviously condone or seek this freakshow fame.

Sumit: I am just waiting for them to calm down. Or, I'll outlive them. Or, they'll outlive Jenny.

Sharp recycles the Swiffer storyline from Jason & his father in Season 2 or so.