Grifter Lives

Jamal: Why's your face like that? The possible answers are endless.

Sumit can have a kid after a lifetime of caring for Jenny. He could have had a child in his arranged marriage. Or, he could just take one of his brother's kids to America.

Family Sumit should tell Jenny straight out: Mama Sumit will never approve or accept Jenny, because Jenny betrayed her by having sex with her 20-year old son in her house under the pretense of being her friend. "64-year old grandma who gave up everything," is more persuasive to Jenny.

It's worse for Jovi that Yara planned to stay in Europe since before she left. He thinks that her mother and friend - and everyone else - influenced her decision once she was there.

Since they're in an enclosed space in Nigeria, Angela must smoke. She's in charge. The only thing more gross is her sagging breasts in that hideous, cheap orange top. She and Ed color-coordinated.

I saw an online comparison to the Mucinex snot monster. I can't unsee - It's so true.

I just know that they're lobbying for him to be on The Single Life.

Ed's concerned that Liz's coworkers are all younger than she is and she'll go drinking with him (rather than drinking with him on the couch). He's not concerned if she is stalled in her career, and he forbids her to join the partnership. And, he's asking her to help him buy a house. He's so selfish, and they're both insecure.

They left Babushka and Jovina behind. And there's no way that Yara would like living in the Black Forest for more than a week, if New Orleans and suburbia are too provincial for her. But, suddenly, "This is my homeland."

Robyn in a Cleopatra outfit with Kody's voice-over saying, "Very Good," made me look twice.

Kody's COVID is so bad that he immediately went into long COVID. And, Sol with the RSV managed to survive unscathed. I laughed at BrianaAurora's tears on interview couch. Robyn or the nanny has obviously been homeschooling them.

Kody & his COVID hair

Has TLC banned objective pronouns? The horrible grammar grates on my ears.

I think that he's transferring the breadwinner-wife role from Janelle to Robyn. "She came with open hands," or whatever he said gave them the show (ignoring Christine's polygamy activism that put them on the map). He's forgetting She-Ra. He needs to reread the book.

I assume Kody's rant, "I didn't want to quit. I didn't want a divorce on my records," refers to Christine, to whom he was never married, and not to Meri, whom he actually, happily divorced. Meri must feel so gratified each week, watching the dimensions of Kody's hate of her.

Kody to Janelle: I need to get you to that [Robyn] level of loyalty. Incredible. And - Robyn's eyebrows.

Robyn: I haven't give Sol and Ari too much information about Kody and Christine. This is immediately after last week's highlight where Ari asks, "Why did you and Dad break up?" to Christine. Also, in the More-to-Love episode, they edited our Ari's jealous-boyfriend story.

Or she could raise Usman's nephew.

That helicopter ride over Queens must have wiped out the generational wealth of Bile. So now Shaeda gets a free walk up to and through Central Park, in the most malodorous part. Eutris is the only one who is possibly having a worse visit. And Shaeda's sisters who live in NYC have yet to show up on this endless weekend.

Assuming that he puts down 20%, $6000 monthly. Palm Springs wouldn't be much cheaper, but maybe Liz and Jenny could become friends once she moves back with Sumit.

Liz is ready to marry Ed, but just not ready to buy a house with him.

I totally believe that Ed can afford a 5BR house and just chose to move on up to a deluxe 1BR shack.

I just saw it. Mediocre at best.

He regifted.

So this season, everyone gets a trip or gets to give someone on a trip.