FrancescaFiore

How cute is Michael doing the happy dance for his new suits?

Larissa's way of speaking is hilarious to me. "They stalk a life" sent me into gales of giggles. Cheesy butt! Cheesy butt!

Larissa broke up with Eric via text?? Rude-ee.

Paul's mom is DONE with his shit. Rarely do we see a parent of anyone on this show stand their ground. Even Angela's mom was like, "Go marry that Nigerian guy. Whatever." Essentially, "Do whatever you want, I'm gonna be super dead soon regardless."

🚨Giant red flag alert! 🚨 I understand why Paul's mom wouldn't want him living with her. He is 36 and has a wife and child. But the fact that she doesn't want him in her house at all while she's not there speaks volumes.

What? Go back to Samoa, you rude-ass mofo.

Asuelu is such a pouty man-child. It's his son's second birthday, but he's the one who's acting like a two-year-old.

It just occurred to me that Debbie has the voice of a dwarf. I don't want to use the m word cuz I don't want to offend anyone, so suffice to say Debbie sounds like she's a member of the Lollipop Guild. Just close your eyes and listen without looking at her.

What possesses Paul to use those heavy plastic crates as luggage? I had forgotten what it was like to watch him struggle with them until tonight and then I remembered from his very first season he traveled all the way to Brazil with like four of those giant heavy plastic bins. I have recurring nightmares about traveling with that much shit, that poorly packed.

If Asuelu thought he was mad at measles, wait til he meets Covid-19.

Larissa's date is attractive, well put together, a good conversationalist. A squinch douchey about the wine pairing, but that's forgivable. (HOW THE HELL DOES LARISSA'S SKANKY ENGAGED-13-TIMES FRIEND EVEN KNOW THAT GUY?) Larissa was a full s*** on that date. Too much, baby. Pull way, way back.

Karine's mom: Do I trust Paul?

Karine is such a sourpuss on top of being a butterface. Angela can't remember when she had her last period. She has said 1 year, 2 years & 3 years ago in this episode. Poor Angela's mom tho. Rest in peace, ya spawner of monsters.

Libby's awful sisters feeling the need to synchronized breastfeed during filming led me to decide that their band name would be The Wet Nurse Ivankas.

My thoughts exactly.

HAHAHAHA! TrashcAngela freaking out over the monkeys and calling them "hateful" is like watching Ed in a bad blonde wig.

Jess & Colt saying "Good girl/boy" to each other is vomitous.

Jess is a real yawn fest. My cat has coughed up more interesting things.

I despise the pretentious way Libby says Andrei

No, no, no!! Colteee shower moobieeeees!!

Ugh, noooooo! I'm saving watching it for after I've done something bad, as punishment.

Muffin topeee

This photo of David made me realize that his whole story is a Kids in the Hall skit, starring Mark McKinney as David and Scott Thompson as Lana.

Are we just going to gloss over the fact that David full on admitted to getting catalogs of mail order brides in the 90s, before that racket moved online? Good grief. No David, sex tourism is not "a poor man's game." It's a fool & his money are soon parted game, dickwit.

I never realized how piggish & gaslighty Tom was before last night. He CLEARLY hit on Avery. And Steph, who he can have because they deserve each other. Tom trying to play it off like he was equally interested in BGL was just a pitifully obvious lie. Ed is a dick. A loudmouthed, lying POS. I felt sorry for him at the beginning of the season, but he deserved to get dumped. He treated Rose like a child, at best and like property, at worst. Ed and his no-neck-havin', blubbery, mayonaise-stank ass can fuck all the way off, come back and then fuck off again. So far, the only decent humans have turned out to be Usman & Erika.