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Karine's whole brand is "looks like a million bucks from the neck down."

Chuck and Charlie certainly are milking the whole pearl-clutching routine. "We just don't know how to respond! Is this the real Andrei? The intoxicated guy we relentlessly provoked and goaded until he snapped?" Fuck them for their deliberate sabotage. Especially given how NOT squeaky-clean their OWN pasts aren't.

Lifted from the 90daymemes Instagram. McMAGA killed me

Libby's dimestore Ivanka sister and her father & brother are the bougiest ugly Americans. I'm embarrassed by their comments. Peasant food? Scraps? Ugh. They didn't want to eat the pig fat because they might be related. Jerks.

Wait, did they think we wouldn't catch on to the obvious nods to A Handmaid's Tale? Aunt Lydia is insisting Angela be submissive to her husband. Where have I heard that before? LOL

I can't help but laugh that Syngin's friends all hate Tania. His parents recognize how toxic she is. Her husband gets a lovely family reunion BBQ from his family and this bitch shows up and makes it all about her and ruined everyone's night. Tania is a cancer on Syngin's life.

I’m surprised Andreiiiiii my angry avatar was able to stay cool with those two fuckers Annngrrrrray

Chuck and Charlie are such assholes to pretend like they didn't provoke Andrei and continue to push him past the breaking point.

Asuelu's mom should go back to Samoa. Plant some taro near where she lives and go live in her house for free.

The look on Kalani's face when Asuelu was crying to his mom about worrying that he was going to become homeless was priceless.

Say bye bye to the ghost girl!

I am just now recovering from the trauma of seeing Coltee's meaty white thighs.

Did Paul say that Karine locks herself in the bathroom for five or six hours a day? Sounds like Karine's got a drug problem. But I don't understand why Paul is chasing after her like she's a pet. Leave her the fuck alone. She wants to be alone. Let her be. Asuelu's family all suck. No wonder he is so emotionally stunted.

And some basic TACT...

Andrei to Chuck: pack up your stuff and leave. But leave your wallet because you're still paying for this wedding.

Tania is so traumatized by her car accident that she continues to not wear a safety belt. I don't know how she has time to cry and blame Syngin, what with all the fucking off she needs to do.

I think the brother looked more like Weird Al. That's totally what I meant to write.

She's got a baby to feed now!

It's been bugging me who Syngin's brother reminds me of & then it hit me: he resembles a young Weird Al Yankovic. Now I can't unsee it.

Of course Asuelu sees ghosts.

Daaaaang, no wonder Jihoon is such a shitweasel. His mom gives the absolute worst advice. "Oh, so just because you lied and told her that you were prepared for her and your child to come and live with you, she's going to leave?" Um, yeah.

I love how anybody can get baptized Christian Orthodox without any studying any testing or even any understanding of what Christian Orthodox is. What was with the spitting three times?

WTF Angela! Michael tried to be comforting about her mama & she was still snatchy to him. Mama ain't the only one out her mind. Run Michael, run.

Syngin is a genuinely sweet guy. He's so down to earth, I don't understand his attraction to Tania, who is one of the most self-centered, EXTRA people I've seen.

Angela's charming loogy-hock was a perfect harbinger of her unprovoked flip-out. So Mykul can't know any other American ladies? How's that going to work when she brings him to America?