Cementhead

Resting bitch face.

I started listening to my first podcast last week to avoid the world. I went with a true crime podcast. Serial: Season One. Positively captivating. Problem is, instead of laying in bed every night thinking about how the world is coming to an end, I've just traded it with laying in bed wide awake going over all of the evidence and facts of the case trying to determine what I think happened. Last night I watched the latest Bridget Jones movie with a double shot of rum & coke.

Reminds me of this photo I saw last week:

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I have a seasonal job that I am soon to return to where I work with a woman who is extremely patriotic about Canada and also loves Donald Trump. I have spent the last few weeks wondering if her head has exploded.

+ Despite serving as Team Canada's honorary captain during the recent 4 Nations hockey tournament, he openly supported the American team by entering the rink through the U.S.'s bench while also giving them a thumbs up. A few of us already knew knew he was a traitor but who knew he was also so stupid? You don't mess around with Canadian hockey fans.

I've never used this crude and stupid remark before in my life and I am really too old to be doing so but Gretzky can go suck a bag of dicks.

Wouldn't have expected this mistake by the BBC.

He said it, I didn't. 🤷‍♀️ https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/trump-father-of-ivf-republican-party-abortion-rights-rcna175719 https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/16/politics/ivf-donald-trump-abortion/index.html https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/10/16/2024-elections-live-coverage-updates-analysis/trump-father-of-ivf-enemy-within-00183982 ETA: He also couldn't even say In vitro fertilization properly the few times I heard him try but I can't seem to find any links about that and I am trying. He kept calling it something completely wrong.

Yes, he anointed himself "the father of IVF." You can't make this shit up.

So, just another day that ends in y.

Merrick Garland is near the very top of the list of the people I blame for the absolute shit show we are all collectively living in now.

“We actually ended up using America’s favourite strategy against them,” said Connor McDavid, who scored the winning goal. “I wanted the trophy, so I took it without asking them what they thought.”

Counting the amount of 'umming and ahing' I hear coming out of the mouths of the newer, fresh-faced reporters I see on network television, I would agree with you there.

She married the guy who once responded to an article on Twitter titled "How to Score a Date with Sexy Bitch Author Meghan McCain," with a "DO NOT WANT" posted in all caps. I love that for her. https://www.thelist.com/1763056/meghan-mccain-husband-wasnt-interested-in-her-when-they-met/