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Word to the wise: Never accept a dinner invitation from Amy Slaton.

The Dupixent commercial with the guy lounging in a kiddie pool while stacking up picnic food on a plate. Is this some sort of Tik-Tok challenge thingy? If a guest did this at my party, he would never be invited again.

🎶"Particle Man, Particle Man, doin' the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important. Particle Man." 🎶

I hate the commercial where the guy meets the person who helped him with his Medicare advantage plan. He acts like she was the person who answered his 911 call after his psychotic neighbor boiled the fish in his koi pond and left dozens of dead gophers on his front lawn. There's a slight chance I'm watching the ID channel too much ...

The Zales commercial that uses the song "¿Dónde Está Santa Claus?" needs to go on a blind date with Art the Clown.

This should totally be the premise for a Saturday Night Live sketch. "You keep human heads in the fridge with your food?"

I watched the "American Monster" episode about Cindy Monkman, a young woman who was murdered by her German husband so that he could collect the insurance that he recently took out on her. Cindy was a party girl that everybody seemed to like but she had abysmal taste in men! So she meets these two German brothers who claim to be international bankers, but they are cold-hearted grifters. They claimed to be staying at a Holiday Inn where all the elite stay, but when Cindy and a friend follow them, the two men are actually staying at a Motel 6. When their cover is blown, they are angry because now they have lost their jobs and it's all because of meddling Cindy and her friend. The fact that Cindy was visually impaired was not mentioned in the episode but she had to have some sort of ocular handicap otherwise she would have seen that Empire State Building size red flag in front of her. She ends up marrying one of the German bros after just knowing him for a few days and being the sort of girl who lights up a room, Cindy is stabbed multiple times by her louse of a spouse. Cindy didn't deserve such a horrible fate, no one does. But my God, how gullible can one be? Oh, and her murderer tried to make it look like her ex-boyfriend, a popular DJ who was also a complete jerk, had something to do with her disappearance. And her family was celebrating Christmas thinking, "Oh, Cindy's just back with her ex and they're staying a nice hotel right now, probably that really high-end Holiday Inn near the roller rink."

Let's hope this doesn't mean that Amanda is going to appear on "90-Day Fiance" anytime soon. Or "Catfish."

Marcia getting demoted from Juliet to Lady Capulet comes to mind.

Mary's finished basement once de-cluttered and redecorated looked like something from the set of "That 70s Show."

I saw very few Halloween commercials this year. Christmas is refusing to stay in its lane this year.

In my market, M*A*S*H airs in the mornings on TVLand and in the evenings on MeTV.

Dorothy: Ma, where are my dancing shoes? Sophia: They're in the Smithsonian next to Fred Astaire's. How the hell should I know?

Does anyone remember the 1996 miniseries "Titanic" that starred Catherine Zeta Jones and Peter Gallagher as star-crossed lovers? It was as soapy as it was dopey. Peter Gallagher was in one of my favorite TV miniseries of the 80s, "The Murder of Mary Phagan." He played a Jewish man named Leo Frank who was accused of killing a 13-year-old girl who worked at a pencil factory.

I dunno. The sequel to "Beetlejuice" has been out for a while and I'm still seeing the Progressive tie-in commercial.