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Or, (at least) one of them will date Slade next!

OMG. I know I’m not adding anything new here, but I cannot let this “tantric yoga instructor” pass without remark. Here Juan and Karla are practicing their couples yoga and then this lady in a skimpy negligee showed up?!?! There’s no yoga—just the tantric part! And even if this woman is some type of “sex coach” or something, how fucking unprofessional is it to show up to your clients’ home like you’re part of it?!? Uhhhh… I didn’t click the + and now can’t find the comment but cracking up Over that woman just walked down the street like that?! Jesus, at least put on a supportive bra. She even brings a second rose so she can participate. Uh, I think Karla would understand the concept of running the rose up and down Juan without you demonstrating. Yikes!! David is really doubling down on Cousin Denise in Chinatown…yet doesn’t have the text or picture…and refuses to contact Denise to clear it up. You’re really sticking with that story, David? Oh, damn! Michelle is calling Denise! Denise is laying all the cards on the table! Michelle, did David perchance disappear between 1 and 3 am the previous night? She suspects Madison! This is retreat is going to be goooood!

I totally believe that a classmate’s mom saw the Instagram post and said something to her kid, who said something to Jagger. I can’t believe Dorit and PK haven’t spoken to the children—and even when asked directly, deflected it!! They’re just teaching these kids not to trust what they observe in front of them and we don’t talk about feelings and just pretend that everything is perfect. I hope when they’re splitting up the assets, they put aside therapy money for those children! Am I going crazy? I feel like we’ve already talked about this toaster, including someone posting a link to it. Maybe scenes were shot out of order and it was displayed in the earlier episode when Garcelle was showing her house? Or maybe it was a different Bravo show? Perhaps Southern Charm when Salley had a housewarming party and maybe she happens to have the exact same toaster? The wish lanterns being torn to shreds in the wind and tumbling across the sand was an apt metaphor. Ain’t none of your wishes coming true! However, that was probably one of my favorite scenes just by how hard they were all laughing. That’s the kind of moment friends will probably always remember and reminisce about. I wish these Bravo shows had more genuine fun moments like that and less petty fighting for storylines.

Okay, since I made such a big deal in the finale episode thread not understanding why everyone was so upset at Brynn when they seemingly all lie, I feel like I need to make a formal proclamation that I get it now. The way they snipped the instances together and had Jessel explain how hurt she and Pavit were about the “love of her life” being someone else, I can see why they’re upset that Brynn twists things seemingly for no reason and without any thought for how it will impact others. It’s one thing to lie to deflect or protect yourself or something, like Erin telling Jessel that it was Sai and Brynn trash talking her when she was, too. But Brynn puts out seemingly innocuous details about people that seem silly on their own, and thus not outrageous enough not to be believable, but when all strung together shows that she’s trying to embarrass people. I’m still not letting Ubah off the hook for her tirades, lol, but I can see why they don’t trust what comes out of Brynn’s mouth.

I’m with @Keywestclubkidon this one. This is a hallmark of an abuse cycle right here ⬆️. The abuser always behaves very sweet and loving to their victim after abuse to pull them back in. There’s no way I would ever say Ubah is “a sweet, good person at her core” when this is ALSO at her core. I thought it was very telling when she was freaking the fuck out she also kept repeating that her boyfriend was going to see her acting this way and it’s all Brynn’s fault that he will. Foremost, she refuses to take accountability for her own emotions and actions—another abuser hallmark that “you made me do this.” But also, to me this means she flips the fuck out on her boyfriend like this, too, and she’s probably already on thin ice with him about it, too, that if she doesn’t stop this behavior, he’s going to dump her, and she knows it. It’s like she’s white knuckling to lock him down with marriage so maybe the women are getting all her wrath right now. But, like I said before, ALL of these people have major issues, so I don’t think any one is better/worse than the others. Maybe some of us would be fine with walking on eggshells with Ubah, others might be better equipped to accept Brynn’s little girl lost deal. Personally, I’m flight when it comes to fight or flight, so I’d be running from Ubah’s tantrums but would be able to better navigate Brynn’s type of hurt.

The way I read it, Kyle was saying at first he didn’t know DMs existed, so she was deleting them without him knowing. “So then he learned about them” [DMs]. And that’s when the trouble started.

PPT is PowerPoint. The one who made the presentation with the photoshopped pictures of their wedding/children.

“Following and liking posts” is one thing—and I don’t think that’s worthy of getting all worked up about. But when she said that he said, “they want to join The Agency,” that means that it went beyond following to having conversations presumably about meeting in person for a “job interview.”

I was a bit concerned that these women were all a bit too pleasant and polite. So I was glad to see in the preview that plenty of drama kicks in later on.

I’m guessing this is Grant’s sister coming to meet the girls and maybe advise on the first rose. Then she’ll be cast as a contestant next season. She was too pretty for the show not to swoop her up.

The PPT girl made me laugh.

I kind of love the one girl putting on the T-shirt, lol.

At least this one is admitting right off the bat she’s here to up her followers as an influencer.

I knew it!! Is that a donkey? Lol

Grant begins his journey to find love. Potential entrance gimmicks include challenging Grant to a 1:1 basketball game and dressing like a genie to “Grant” a wish.