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I think Dorit was going for Dali’s clock before it melted. Clock fortified with solar panels to absorb the rays instead. Maybe there was a deeper message on the marching of climate change over time and humanity’s need for alternative energy sources? Erika was like an MC Escher—now with even *more* 3D. But at least she really leaned into the walking piece of art. Garcelle and the new lady just stumbled off an Oscars red carpet, looking fabulous. But only working in the surreal based on their reactions to others. The new lady was like, are you kidding me with taking your weave out right now, Kathy??? Jennifer was Bjork meets Black Swan, or maybe ithe black dead goose heads was a social commentary on dark politics. Sutton and Kyle were an homage to Home Goods art. A few years ago, Home Goods was overrun by these paintings of animals wearing floral headdresses. I would expect this of Kyle. Et tu, Sutton??

I kind of loved the “Tell Me More” interspliced way they edited Erika’s conversations with Dorit and Kyle, as well as the conversations between Dorit/Kathy and PJ/Mauricio. Compared to how boring the other Bravo shows that I still watch have become, I thought this one was pretty intriguing.

No. It was not a key to an actual apartment in NYC. It was symbolic. He said he wanted them to pick out a home in NYC together because apparently on the overnight date they talked about doing so.

Technically, Joey is urgently on his way to procure pharmaceuticals.

Bianca is throwing a fit because someone else is getting married.

I feel like if I were Z, by now I’d know to set my alarm for a half hour sooner to get ready before the camera crew shows up.

It’s even a different color than the rest of her face. I think the tissue is dying.

I mean, isn’t that literally what she did? Found a caged man that looked cute and adopted him. She didn’t know he’d be peeing all over her carpet and chewing up her belongings.

He’s had this debit card 3 minutes! More accouterments for the truck! Go home so I can buy this stereo—bank alerts going off before she leaves the parking lot.

That “tantric sex therapist” hugged them each for too long and tight at the end and even gave an “hmmmm” sigh while embracing them. That was extra creepy, right? Why do I get the feeling she gets “hands on” by session 3? I didn’t see any credentials on the wall.

Diagrams on the wall. “I don’t know nothin about that!” Okay, for once, Bianca was not exaggerating.

Sob. They couldn’t understand why I don’t like you, and… Sob. I don’t like you.

Uh, I think Donna is going to throw the ring in the fricken river! Don’t trust her.

Any guy named “Gator” is going to be an interesting character.

All that and grandma thinks God burned her house down to help raise these kids.