Mrs. Landingham

Oh god. Statler is going to buy a toy and just like Laura with what’s-his-name will insist to her girlfriend that they use it IMMEDIATELY after arriving from the London airport.

Dumb & Dumber are squeezing every last ounce of fame out of those kids.

Riley was *this close* to hitting Violet and would have done so had they not been in public. Of this I’m sure.

Saints preserve us! Gino is twerking and there are people over there trying to eat! Those poor people’s lunches are going to come back up.

Do you recommend? I am sensitive to everything so I’m a bit wary. On topic: I hate Gino and Jasmine.

I was just thinking this. Guy’s a total douche bro like Caleb. Or “Cahhhlub” like the racist used to call him.

EXACTLY.

Yuck. The guy probably reeks of his own nose blood.

And morning breath, all day long.

“Unconditional love”. Oh yeah, this will end well. God, I’m exhausted just listening to her.

You did not!

Gino probably smells like a crusty earring back.

“Old and ugly” - you’re right, sis! Inside and out, Riley is fucking rancid and foul. Fuck this bullying, verbally abusive, controlling scum bag. Violet, please let him walk away.

Windex makes me think of the patriarch in My Big Fat Greek Wedding who used Windex for all ailments.

I hate Riley, I hate him so much. Jasmine, stop being such a tragic dickhead.

Fuck Riley. That’s all for today.

I cringed when Danielle sneered at poor Blayke when Blayke didn’t want to do that water slide thing on the cruise. Yes, kids often are scared and yes, it’s also often true that once they do something they end up loving it but there was no need for Danielle’s scorn and sarcasm. Blayke was also painfully aware of the cameras because she was trying to tell her parents quietly that she didn’t want to do it. Someone ought to sneer in Danielle’s face and she how she likes it “Remember when you CRIED at ziplining in Hawaii but after you did it you liked it, RIGHT??”

I’m watching the Busby vacation episodes marathon. On the first morning of the Disney cruise, they feed the kids doughnuts for breakfast in their room. I understand giving them a little something while everyone’s getting showered and dressed before going down for a real breakfast (assuming they even had a real breakfast), but surely they could have had something better than pure sugar. Then dumb and dumber whine that the quints don’t nap or rest. I know, painful! I noticed on the Hawaii trip and Disney cruise, there were a few places that were devoid of other people. Like when they checked into the hotel in Hawaii, the lobby was empty of guests and they had the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique room on the cruise to themselves. They probably did that for ease of shooting the scenes but I wonder how many normal guests were inconvenienced at all these places. Imagine being told your hotel lobby is blocked off for X amount of time while these grifters shoot their scenes.

I want to kick Riley in the shins. Look at him, looming over her shouting “YOU LIE.” Fuck this guy.

Uh oh. I hope this nice Texan lesbian girl doesn’t get told to fly into the “London airport.”

I love when dogs bully humans. I hate Nicola.

Same. I wish them both much misery.

Piercing, seething hate for this piece of human garbage.

Absolutely dead-ee. 🤣

This. All of this. At first, I assumed she was addicted to her own grief and that grief is her whole personality, but no. You’re right - it’s just selective. She wields it like a weapon to get whatever she wants. That whole spectacle of letting her hairbrush fall to the floor to prove she didn’t have enough room for her things was rage-inducing. How dare Razvan as a single person live in an apartment designed for one person! The nerve of him not to remodel the entire pad and install additional shelves for her three-week visit! She sucks.