Mrs. Landingham

I agree. He’s clueless about the geography and vastness of the US and rather naive to think he’ll become a famous social media star right away whilst living in small town Louisiana. I don’t like Amanda at all, but she did try to explain this to him in a previous episode. He’s not getting it.

Yes. I was going to say he seems to expel breaths as he signs maybe to underscore what he’s signing.

The people in the audience…was this a consolation prize for not getting in to a talk show audience that day?? These people look clueless.

I was thinking more along the lines of finances like how would Stapler work remotely if they’re in areas with no connection and how much money could Dempsey possibly make by working “here and there”, but you’re right, there are those very real horrors when people snap.

I missed our live chat last week so can I please vent my spleen about something Stapler said? She said she’s going along with Dempsey’s idea to travel around in a camper van and still try to work her Texas job remotely while Dempsey finds work “here and there”. Stapler’s reason for agreeing to this is that she wants to “grow as a person”. Except growing as a person doesn’t mean having to go along with such a hare brained, risky, poorly-thought out plan. I thought Dempsey was the smarter one but now I wonder. Sorry, moving on. Shut the entire fuck up, Christian.

Okay, again, Christian, it’s not just inviting the woman, it was inviting her to Cleo’s home without her permission especially knowing how introverted Cleo is. Even if he’d invited a man over, it’d still be wrong.

Christian is such a schmuck. Every utterance from him sounds like a high school drama audition. He’s so affected and phony.

10/10 Tiffany has a Riley shrine in her home.

Shut up, Riley.

See you next time, all you gorgeous snarkers.

Lamest tell all, ever.

You guys, I don’t think Jasmine wants to see the Panamanian flag.

Sharp tries so hard to make these airport departures so dramatic with the sappy sad love songs but with the exception of David and Sheila, I have not given one tiny mouse dropping about them. Was Shaun asking Meisha’s daughter if she thinks her mom and Armpit are a good match? Oh,Shaun. Do you really think it matters at all to Meisha what her kids think?

Staggering, isn’t it?? I really do not understand it.

She gives Mary vibes (Geoffrey’s friend). A pick-me.

Grown ass adult having sexual intercourse without taking precautions and acting shocked, shocked! that it led to conception.

What in the all fired hell is wrong with Dempsey?? Why is she on this show? She doesn’t seem interested in fame. She seems so likable and normal and content with life. Yet, there is Stage 5 Clinger Statler who rings loud clanging alarm bells and raises giant flags of the red waving variety.

Nicola is such an unappealing mo fo.

All of this. Including the cheese.

“Nee-co-LLLLLL-ahhh.” You have to smash your tongue against the middle of the roof of your mouth to really get that “L”. It’s exhausting.

Why does Meisha talk like she’s chewing her face? Is that a vocal fry she’s attempting?

Meisha carrying the cross like Ross on Friends carrying the sofa down the stairs. “PIVOT! PIVOT!”

Now that is a top tier throwback comment. Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers, and Electric Company were my childhood.

Per our agreement, you’re shipping it to my house, right?

I’m sorry to be a jerk but that lurid shade of David’s face is ruining the aesthetic.