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Airdate: April 13, 2023

That just means Shonda still gets paid for it. She’s not the show runner and hasn’t been for many many years. She makes zero decisions.

If it’s a spin-off about Paige then technically, it’s not a Big Bang Theory spin-off, it’s a Young Sheldon spin-off, as Paige was never a BBT character.

Shonda left long ago. It’s not up to her to pull the plug anymore.

Dammit, they left Kelly alive. I was with Trust, they should’ve finished her off. I refuse to feel sorry for her because she has a shitty mother. I bet actors are eternally grateful that CGI can take care of a scene like “spiders crawl all over Sharon.” The old days, the actress would’ve had to endure actual spiders.

Airdate: April 13, 2023

Airdate: April 12, 2023

Airdate: April 11, 2023

2022 (Winter) Best Drama Winner: The White Lotus Runnerup: All Creatures Great and Small Worst Drama Winner: New Amsterdam Runnerup: The Crown Best Comedy Winner: Only Murders in the Building Runnerup: What We Do in the Shadows Worst Comedy Winner: The Santa Clauses Runnerup: Blockbuster Best Genre Show Winner: Andor Runnerup: Wednesday Worst Genre Show Winner: Tales of the Walking Dead Runnerup: House of the Dragon Best Writing Winner: Only Murders in the Building Runnerup: Last Week Tonight With John Oliver Worst Writing Winner: New Amsterdam Runnerup: House of the Dragon Best Talk Show Winner: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Runnerup: Late Show with Stephen Colbert Worst Talk Show Winner: The View Runnerup: Watch What Happens Best Reality Show Winner: The Great British Bake Off Runnerup: The Amazing Race Worst Reality Show Winner: The Kardashians Runnerup: Sister Wives Best Animated Show Winner: Star Trek: Lower Decks Runnerup: Archer Best Stunt Winner: The Boys - Homelander vs Butcher, Hughie and Soldier Boy Runnerup: Ms. Marvel - Vehicle chase through the streets of Karachi, Pakistan Seasonal Special: Favorite Christmas TV Special Winner: A Charlie Brown Christmas Runnerup: How the Grinch Stole Christmas Seasonal Special: Favorite Traditional Christmas Movie Winner: It's a Wonderful Life Runnerup: A Muppet Christmas Carol Seasonal Special: Favorite Non-Traditional Christmas Movie Winner: Die Hard (surprising absolutely no one) Runnerup: Nightmare Before Christmas Ow, That Hurt: Most Painful Cancellation Winner: Full Frontal With Samantha Bee Runnerup: Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy Bye, Felicia: Most Joyful Cancellation Winner: Chad Runnerup: N/A (no other entries submitted) LMFAO: Funniest Scene From a Scripted Show Winner: What We Do in the Shadows - Trying to get young Colin into private school, the vampires use hypnotism to redo the interview with the principal over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over... Runnerup: Only Murders in the Building - The glitter bomb trap for the killer goes off in the background, while Charles, Oliver, and Mabel are having a serious conversation, missing it going off My New Happy Place: Favorite New Show of the Season Winner: Wednesday Runnerup: Andor That Anticlimax Tho: Anticipated New Show That Failed Miserably Winner: House of the Dragon Runnerup: Tales of the Walking Dead Long in the Tooth: Show That Still Airs Long Past Its Expiration Date Winner: The Walking Dead Runnerup: New Amsterdam Name That Tune: Favorite Credits/Theme Song Winner: Only Murders in the Building Runnerup: What We Do in the Shadows Books, Schmooks: Favorite Adaptation of Existing Source Material Winner: All Creatures Great and Small Runnerup: Wednesday The Book Is Always Better: Least Favorite Adaptation of Existing Source Material Winner: House of the Dragon Runnerup: Interview With the Vampire I Just Can't Quit You: Favorite Show to Hate Watch Winner: Sister Wives Runnerup: The Crown Music to My Ears: Favorite Musical Moment Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Everyone in the Arconia spontaneously sings "The Sound of Silence" during the blackout Runnerup: What We Do in the Shadows - Laszlo and Nadja's wedding song for Nandor and Marwa ('Who'll Come First on the Wedding Night?') We Go Together: Favorite Ship Pairing Winner: Miss Scarlet and the Duke - Eliza and William Runnerup: She-Hulk - Jen Walters and Matt Murdock No Ro-Mo: Favorite Platonic Pairing Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Charles and Oliver Runnerup: Wednesday - Enid and Thing Breaking Up Is Hard to Do: Couple You Wish Would Call It Quits Winner: Interview With the Vampire - Louis and Lestat Runnerup: The White Lotus - Tanya and Greg It Just Wouldn't Be the Same Without You: Favorite Lead Character Winner: Wednesday - Wednesday Addams Runnerup: Andor - Cassian Andor Will You Be My BFF? Favorite Secondary Character Winner: Wednesday - Enid Runnerup: The Sandman - Death Straight Off the Runway: Character With Best Wardrobe Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Mabel Runnerup: The Crown - Diana The Newbie: Favorite New Character on an Established Scripted Show Winner: What We Do in the Shadows - The Djinn Runnerup: The Boys - Soldier Boy Back, Show Killer! Least Favorite New Character on an Established Scripted Show Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Amy Schumer as herself Runnerup: The Orville - Charly Burke Beyond Honorable Mention: Favorite Character Who Doesn't Get Enough Screentime Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Big Bunny/Rose Cooper Runnerup: The Boys - Queen Maeve Idiot Stick: Dumbest Character Moment Winner: House of the Dragon - Rhaenys takes her dragon into Aegon's coronation, but then doesn't do anything but murder some helpless bystanders Runnerup: Umbrella Academy - Allison doesn’t anticipate her daughter not existing in the altered timeline That Guy Used to Suck: Favorite Character Redemption Arc Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Theo Dimas Runnerup: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law - Emil Blonsky Over the Rainbow: Favorite LGBT+ Character Winner: What We Do in the Shadows - Guillermo Runnerup: Only Murders in the Building - Mabel Who's a Good Boy! Favorite Performace by a Live Animal Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Mrs. Gambolini Runnerup: The Crown - Brandy, Sherry, and Rum Not Just a Prop: Favorite Performance by an Inanimate Object Winner: What We Do in the Shadows - Laszlo's cursed witch hat Runnerup: The Orville - time travelling sandwich I Want to Go There: Favorite TV Show Home Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Mabel's apartment Runnerup: The White Lotus - Quentin's estate in Palermo Aw Yessss! Favorite Scripted or Reality TV Moment of the Season Winner: Andor - the prison break Runnerup: The Orville - the uplifting Dolly Parton program on the environmental simulator Did That Just Happen? Biggest WTF Moment From a Scripted or Reality Show Winner: The Great British Bake Off - The taco technical for a baking challenge Runnerup: Only Murders in the Building - Alice stabs Charles Asskicker: Favorite Badass Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Mabel Runnerup: Wednesday - Wednesday We Heart Bad Boys: Favorite Villain Winner: Interview With the Vampire - Lestat de Lioncourt Runnerup: House of the Dragon - Daemon Ugh, Not You Again: Least Entertaining Villain Winner: The Walking Dead - Negan Runnerup: Only Murders in the Building - Becky Butler Whaaaat: Are You Effing Kidding Me: Biggest Plot Letdown Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Oscar and Mabel randomly breakup offscreen and he is never mentioned again Runnerup: The Walking Dead - Negan is getting redeemed and still ain't dead That Nearly Killed Me: Saddest Death Scene Winner: Dead to Me - Judy Hale Runnerup: House of the Dragon - Lady Laena Velaryon Variety Is the Spice of Life: Most Diverse Cast in a Scripted Show Winner: Reservation Dogs Runnerup: The Umbrella Academy Head Rekt: Most Shocking Plot Twist of the Season Winner: Only Murders in the Building - Poppy White is really Becky Butler, faked her death, and masterminded Bunny's murder Runnerup: The Boys - Soldier Boy is Homelander's father

HBO Max has it to stream.

She was Brice’s slampiece in the early episodes. So yeah, she was getting very lucky.

Airdate: April 6, 2023

Kelly is an effing psycho. But at least she killed Helena and we’re rid of her.

Airdate: April 5, 2023

Also, Ross was “on sabbatical” for a good portion of it, which means they were still paying him.

Airdate: April 4, 2023

I’m pretty sure this show isn’t attempting any sort of socio-economic statement, it’s just trying to emulate the comic books. This discussion is getting circular and doesn’t actually have anything to do with what happened in the episode, so let’s get back to that.

The sister lover was Danny, the guy who looked like a yeti at first. Had a very touchy feely relationship with his sister. And Joshua wasn’t divorced yet. He said it still wasn’t final. But his non viability stems from the fact that his bad marriage left him with absolutely zero interest in a long term relationship, he said it repeatedly.

Well, that was writing. They gave Ross viable romantic love interests but what did Rachel get? The sister-lover, the guy who wasn’t even divorced yet and her assistant. None of them were remotely serious potential relationships. Their best effort was Joey, but they were afraid to actually pull the trigger on it.

They covered that. They said the helmets don’t work unless they’re also wearing the suits.

All Helena needs is a mustache so she can twirl it and laugh evilly: muahahahaaaa!

Or the nosy neighbor lady came back and fished the letter out of the trash and mailed it herself.

Airdate: March 30, 2023

They didn’t explain the book but I’m guessing Kat figured out that Jacob's doodle logo was written in the 1800s.

The tracking them is the easy answer, Kelly’s Ark 15 apple watch told them where Ark 1 was, once she got it fixed. How’d they catch up to them so fast, maybe that’s explained next week. Oh, I forgot another part I loved: after the fight on the bridge is over, Sharon punching Lane right in the face. I laaaaaaaaughed…