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Don’t get me wrong I think Daphne is a good dancer and nice person, and that rookie triangle with her at point was fire, but I do think she always looks tired and the uniform looks bad on her. As for Maddie ‘wearing it with grace’ that’s an excuse bc she wants attention from shaking her ass in a skimpy uniform more than she wants to follow the rules of her religion.

I’m there too. Tess has a sick body but that’s it. Maddie y’all know I never did understand the hype. Never would ever let her come back after her first cut. Savannah grew on me and I think her dancing is fine now but besides the hair don’t think she’s this great beauty. Very well spoken and id keep her though. Soccer mom Caroline is boring and basic as hell but fits that cookie cutter. She can dance I admit. But so damn boring like watching a vanilla pudding cup. Ashlee I soooooo want to adore but I just don’t see the powerhouse. Nothing wrong with her I just think we haven’t had an outstanding black girl in a while so she gets to be Miss Thang. I prefer Brianna if we have to pick a Miss Black Girl Magic but Jada may pull through. Daphne - there’s another I do not get. She always looks sickly and tired to me. Like she needs a good sleep and maybe a bolus of fluids. Her ribs also sit wide and stick out so I do not think she looks good in the uniform. Seems like a nice girl just like she’s been through hell with DCC.

Big big big part of Maddie and Kashara getting promoted to triangle was to prove the good girls who tow the line get rewarded over the whole party girl Holly/Jenna/Erica/Keyra etc mess. Lexie is there now for major asskissing although I think she’s far better than Amy or Maddie.

It’s all TK and VK live so their bubble doesn’t really get affected by the show.

We can stop with the “Maddie is sooo young” now. She was 18/19 that first year she cried constantly and was cut. That was 5 years ago. Nannying for the Joneses has served her well but she needs to go, especially at point. Doubt if she will unless it’s to get married. She’s a Utah Mormon so already long in the tooth and has nothing else going on besides DCC though. I don’t see any of these girls staying longer except VK who will have to be forced out with a job at DCC when she gets too fat.

I cannot forget her wanting her celeb dinner to be with PAULA DEEN and defending that kind of racist shit. Plus I think she comes off more plastic than Lacey or Sydney.

Completely disagree. Even from branding perspective cheerleaders could disappear and the Cowboys would still be most visible team in NFL and keep on playing. Zero comparison in how many Tickets, shirts, merchandise etc are sold based on team not cheerleaders.

They pay low bc they don’t bring in a ton of profit. The players are essential. Cheerleaders are fluff. Sad that VK really believes her own well her moms own hype and thinks she is Broadway material. She’s barely even DCC material without her special privileges

BURNNNNN! The way I hear Lexie and her mom are huge kiss ups to Judy and Tink K, watch them rotate her and Maddie.

So first Mary is Persian not black. But yeah that hear had a lot more WOC and they were sort of micro aggressions labeled as being ‘troublesome’. Those were some girls black and white those years I knew. Jacie left partially over the bs of being over looked as Point by a white girl with nude leaked photos. That was a year they should’ve rotated. Holly and Jacie were basically toss a coin if you want which looks, except NUDE PICS. But then they still gave it to Holly. Cersten was def a shitstirrer And liar but sucked up and Kelli loved to have a potential med student. Keyra was a powerhouse but too loud and I’ll say it TOO BLACK for them. Jenna is a brat and we know how that turned out. ROBYN I think actually left for a job not bc of the bullshittery. But yes there is always an undercurrent of being just ethnic or of color enough to not scare the white people/Jones Family. Ok also have to say these cuts are Bs. Brennan great ambassador and not the best dancer but ended up doing fine. Hannah prob the hottest and most striking look in years plus that booty, besides id put her top 5 prob dance overall with I’ll say Amber, Caroline, Gina, have to think of a 5th with Bridget gone. Lily I liked for some reason but I guess I get and Meredith made it who knows now anyway. Those last two I get but whatever er. Move on and don’t let them define or ruin you. You’re all four worth more than Kelli Finglass opinion.

I 💯 meant it as a compliment. Eartha was a BOSS BABE back in the day.

Looks like Eartha Kitt.

Megan is not stupid. Very smart actually. She was way in over her head, knew she was struggling and gonna be cut so she used summer A&P as an excuse to bail. She came off like a deer in headlights bc she was out of her league the first time in when life and did not know how to process So she bailed. I admire how she turned the tables on Kelli and Judy though.

Ok finally watched. Can’t help it but I like Kashara and that she owns who she is, no apologies, still country as cornbread but gets shit done. She’s the July one whose teeth didn’t look like chalky white chiclets too. ok so Gina, Lexie both looks like they e had a LOT of work done. Fillers and botox around the tight cheeks and chin, def lips and teeth. Lexie needs that nose done. I cannot with her. Just grates me so badly and then when she sucks upvtk Judy again VOMIT. She is the biggest ass kisser and it’s done her well. Gina Needs to stop with the fake lisp at times. Savannah who uses to bug the crap out of me seems the most real of the bunch. Besides her teeth she looks like herself and not tweaked to death. Rachel - Theyre trying to make fetch happen but she’s just a meh blender to me. Nothing wrong but nothing outstanding either. Show group - how TF Cianna made it to begin with except the hula girl novelty I do not know. Always soft in the middle and mediocre dance wise. I’d replace her if anybody bc we know VK is going no where. ugh why can’t they all come off as genuine as Brennan or Breanna?

Both. She filters and shops her photos to death, always has. But YES she’s had a lot done. Most of them have after a year or two. Lots of botox, fillers, etc plus she always has fake boobs. biggest thing I’m noticing is her eyes look bigger (easy lift with botox) and her jaw/mouth looks less underbite and thin lipped, so some sculpting there. Can’t tell with the cheeks. I don’t think she’s had hard surgery like heather Or Lacey with the nose job, more like Bridget when she did the botox and fillers. Gina wants point BADDD. Even JennK, Kashara, I suspect Maddie, had some slight temporary tweaking. Most of the do something esp when working at that plastic/cosmetic surgeon who hires so many of them. Hey it’s free or almost nothing and temp, go for it. I totally flipped and thjnk Gina is best bet at point esp compared to last years homely or skank looking trio. Her abs are ugly hard but she can dance and made the face for it.

Sorry not sorry but if. Weren’t for captions I’d have no clue VK was trying t out do a rumba/samba/zoombaroomba well hell, anything besides looking like a little girl trying to prance in her moms shoes and mimic a DWTS episode. Like this is what we did when we were 7with grandparents clapping “my baby is a BALLROOM DANCER.

Tina didn’t have to force anything. Kelli wanted VK there so bad herself she couldn’t stand it.

If they rotate again I predict opening with Lexie 🤮🤮🤮then letting maddie keep that second half. Lexie has that slightly raunchy glam look they seem to love and she can keep up as good as Maddie and Amy. Far more fit with the brand and more photogenic than Maddie. Plus Judy has always liked her and She has Mama Kalinas approval. I hate her hair but they can fix that. Just looks way too long and processed, too much Girls Next Door, cheap to me, but still better than the Amy/Maddie mess. Now y’all watch. They’ll gravitate towRd taller girls to keep VK as close to front as possible. Good news for Tess, Hannah, etc I guess. Gina needs to come to Jesus and know if she isn’t triangle this fall she will never be.

This. The show is basically big ad for the Cowboys, all the sponsors, the Star, etc. as long as it makes some money even indirectly it will be ok. Money through advertising for CMT and money from related sales etc for Cowboys. Kelli, Charlotte etc are all paid as producers too, but that pay revenue comes from CMT. I do not know why it is so had to understand that all these companies, Cowboys, cowboys management, DCC, Star, licensing, games, Hotels, product sales, et are different businesses under the Cowboys brand and the money doesn’t all go into one big pot for them all to dip into. This would be like if Sears goes out of business at the mall then Macy’s would give their money to sears to keep it afloat. No. As long as the DCC make even a Teeny profit and support THEMSELVES they will be around. They start losing money and they’re gone.

Ok now Heather vs Holly A. Holly A had pics for her husband hacked. They were all told over and over after that to not even have those pics and risk it. Heather made a Dumbass choice to still have nude pics and then turn herself in, and the consequences were not in her favor. Lesson learned. Life is not fair but they all know the rules they volunteered to follow.

Ok where to start? Brooke would be way too thick now and did become sort of mean girl but not really a crazy partier. Mean as in she was favored and she knew it, and could be a snot about her vet show group status like a lot of them. Paige - they knew. They turned a blind eye prob because they were serious and actually headed toward marriage. Holly and Jenna and Erica and Cersten and to an extent Keyra all got too big for their britches. Erica got lazy and thought she could do no wrong. Also a little bit bitter bc she was being passed for point when I think she or Jenna could’ve been fine. Actually like Erica better for it. Cersten is a good low key instigator who is good at influencing other people while she sits back with the popcorn. I think Keyra become her and others mouthpiece and her lack of being able to stfu plus weight got her cut. Her dancing was fine. Now to more rehashing of Holly and Jenna. That whole group fed off competing each other and encouraging each other to push boundaries. That’s good for dance but bad if you’re too dumbass to follow the contract you signed. Jenna has never been sheltered or naive. She is as savvy as Holly in promoting herself and very confident. She just looks super young. Holly is more cutthroat but those two together were bad news. Both were hooking up, neither in a real relationship, but somehow Jenna got a pass at being so young and snowed but Holly is a skank. Yeah no. Holly just dances more like a sexpot but prob actually more sheltered than Jenna at the time. They both did bad and they both knew it and they both liked getting away with it more than it. Holly just had a lot more family support and a IDGAF attitude while Jenna was so terrified to not be associated with DCC she caved. I think Holly has better technique but Jenna had a more versatile look bc she could book anything from Disney to tours to tv, while Holly always came off as sexpot. I also think they knew Holly lies straight to them and would keep doing it while Jenna fake puppy dog cried but then did get scared. I would’ve cut them both too. Losing Erica at the same time helped Jenna stay. Now even with Jenna repenting and doing better what irked me was her calling it all a punishment like a damn child and not a professional JOB. Reprimand, demotion, ok, but punishment sounded like someone too into themself and too immature for leadership after six damn years.

Holly A

Y’all do realize Yuko didn’t just walk off the street into auditions, right? She’s another one recruited/suggested/preselected whatever. Also Cassie’s kid. She’s a LITTLE KID. She’s dressed up and little kids like to over do makeup so you know they’re wearing it. Judy is judy and cassie is cassie but give this little child a break. I can’t pick on a preschooler bc her family is sketch.

Judy’s entire adult life has revolves around DCC. I doubt she could even wrap her mind around anything else at this point so she is going to keep drinking that kool aid, shut her mouth, and be a little snooty about being so involved with DCC.

The Jones fam wanted Yuko so she could’ve gone out there and done the hokey pokey and made it. Yuko is a lovely girl, very sweet, I think she did improve but could not follow direction, speak English and was MISERABLE at first. She was pushed on that team. Sponsors and connections $$$$. She should have been cut based on performance and interview. I mean she had to have a damn translator, and got to miss camp over a visa. Other girls have missed funerals and graduations bc of camp schedules. But yuko gets a pass. Ok the Japanese girl Yoshiko feom the very first season made Yuko look like a supermodel rock star dancer. Yoshiko did not at all have the look and was one of the worst dancers I think they’ve had. Not great technique, looked like a child flailing her arms, weak looking, not powerful, but hey, connections. Japanese market is lucrative. Yoshiko did have better English. Jinelle - makeover did her wonders and she’s such a suck up she won them all over. Plus she does have decent technique. Show group was bc she’s foreign IMO though. Can show off somebody from another country. judy, judy. She’s calmed down a whole lot and far less screaming and condescending especially since cassie was on the team. Judy used to be a stone cold bitch with zero filter on smiling while telling girls they need to lose weight and learn to dance. But I think she was dead On right about questioning Yuko. Yuko was not ready w technique, style or emotionally ready that first year. Like I said nice girl, pretty girl, but def not there entirely on her own merit. Not the first, not the last.