Pepper Mostly

How can we be entertained by this dreck? Emily, honey, if you are trying to make yourself an Omarosa or Jerri from Survivor you have to, you know, actually do something. Sitting around with a stick up your ass, demonstrating the conversational ability of a potted plant, and having your trashy ratty haired friend do your dirty work is so far from entertaining that a root canal would be more fun. Petty, spiteful and dull as dirt is no way to go through life.

Tom seems really nice--good humored and easygoing, if somewhat bemused at this point! Poor guy. Emily is terrible. Awful. She refused to shut down her trashy loudmouth friend, but then is the picture of concern to her ("are you ok?" with hugs and hairpats) when Mitch finally gets mad. I agree that Mitch seems like a nice guy and comfortable in his skin. His parents did not do well for him.

I don't think she's well adjusted, I think she's doing her best to be the perfect little girl. I will bet a million dollars that her little girl brain is thinking that if she is very good that her parents won't fight and that everything will be OK. My heart breaks for her. LOL! Don't despair--would you want your standards to be as low as Butch and April's?

Two cabins. Maybe in two separate woods.

Agreed! Remember the promos? "I'm gonna have a husband!" She couldn't care less about being married, but she sure wanted a wedding, and some sort of living Ken doll for a "husband". Mitch has been a gentleman throughout. He will be well rid of Emily and her trashy friends. As for Steven, I think he was just so gobsmacked he didn't know how to react. What a thing to say!!

I'm still watching! I can hardly stand it since its so awkward and uncomfortable, but I'm in it to the end. These people are certifiable.

I am going to miss all these women. I really liked Monet on MAFS and enjoyed seeing her more here. I wish them all the best!

Dear god, Emily is a bitch and her friends are all horrible and rude. They completely lost me when they pushed Mitch into the pool. We had a pool and my father had a strict "no pushing people in" policy. Its not funny, its aggressive and mean. Christina, honey, I just can't with you. You wanted this stupid "fairy tale", but now you don't want to play. Make up your mind.

My son loved Red vs. Blue and still watches Rooster Teeth so I rooted for them. Brothers who didn't go to Harvard and the dancers are my faves so far, in that they are more like regular racers and aren't as shrieky as the rest of the roster. Between the shrieking and the crying, I was at the end of my rope. If I have to lunge for the mute button, I am not being entertained. Agreed! When that girl ever picked up and started shoveling I laughed heartily. So if its a Cavalcade of Stupid for a few episodes while we separate the wheat from the chaff, I'm fine with that.

Padma was utterly insufferable, dear god. The audacity of the server-trying to remove their plates!! "Please-Leave us!" by all means, your highness. Padma, Tom and Gail were all pretty salty! The chefs can't win for losing--if they cook their own food, its too safe. If they take a risk, they should stick to what they know. Gail snarking on the crudo was really snotty, imo. Man bun's cocktail had me laughing hysterically. Why? Who walks in to a restaurant and is forced to stand around awkwardly with a drink before they can be seated?

Agreed! I wanted to alternately hug her and shake her too! She's so wound up, she wants to do everything right, and she's afraid she doesn't love her baby. I just want to make her a cup of tea.

LOL, I just noticed this in the last episode! Does she think David will look inside? ("I need David to give my purse some space"). Are her drugs in there?Her stash of M&M's? My guess is her vibrator.

Yeah, I've softened on Doug quite a bit, I found him funny. Taking the baby to the restaurant and eating over the front pack? Gold. I laughed like a hyena. He could be a little more solicitous of Mars right now, she's fragile--going back to work at six weeks can't be a picnic! But Mars, honey, lighten up. You have a pretty good guy and a real cute baby and things will be just fine.

I echo all of you. Ashley is awful, she's a phony, she's a hypocrite and so, so much more. Love how she attacked on all fronts--"why didn't you come to ME?" "you need to talk to me!" David: "I am talking to you!" Ashley "well, I don't want to talk to you right now! Why can't you respect my need for space??" No matter what he said or did, she wanted the opposite. And her pearl clutching outrage was ridiculous. Does she really believe this? Because I don't, not for a minute. And dear lord, if what we've seen from Ashley is "trying".....well, I just can't. She is delusional. I had to fast forward through David's hideously mawkish scene at the cemetery. i don't dispute that his feelings are sincere but that was horrifically uncomfortable. Dude, get some therapy, something.

Hahaha, yeah, I enjoyed a hearty laugh at their color coded calendar too. All well and good dears, and if you wind up with a baby you can put down anywhere, who can wait a few minutes before being fed, or can roll with being around a lot of stimulation without melting down, more power to you. However, you may find that your baby needs quiet, or needs to be in his own crib, to nap, or has to eat right now or collapses into screams, or is up all night if his nap is interrupted. So you may just want to adjust that "the baby will have to fit into our schedule" talk. You'll be less embarrassed later. My son was a remarkably easy baby who took well to a schedule, but I had to be able to adapt to when he was ready to change the schedule. Oh well. We all learn in the end, right? :-)

She's definitely very pageant girl-ish. Both are hyper aware of their image and that they are on camera. I'm sure they're hoping for a show of their own. "The Trouble with Quads" or "Here Come the Quads" or "Quality Time with the Quads" or something.

She's their meal ticket. That whole conversation had my eyes rolling right out of my head. Who sends a six year old to school with makeup? At that age you wear makeup to your dance recital. And Farrah! "And what did you say?" Debra, pleased as punch, like the best little girl in the world: "I talked to the principal! I told her that this is what we do in our family! If Sophia wants to wear makeup to school, that is what she will do! That is how we roll!". Farrah's got her well trained. How long until the teacher and principal are begging for death is my question. Can you imagine the fallout the day Princess Sophia is disciplined for hitting another kid or pushing in line or calling out without raising her hand or going to the bathroom without permission? Her teacher deserves hazard pay.

These two made my blood boil! "you're holding our child hostage!" Dude, its a hospital. And Marsadie, honey, you do not have to leave your baby "alone". My son was in NICU for the first six weeks of his life and parents were welcome 24 hours a day. She could have sat right next to her baby's crib the whole time if she wanted! I can't fault her too much, she mostly seems just kind of stupid. He is actually an irritating, antagonistic, belligerent twerp. Cute baby, though.

Clearly Dottie is devoted to her kids, and takes good care of her disabled son, but my god she played the martyr card early and often! "I don't have time to diet, I have to take care of my kids" "I'm so stressed, I have to eat three pizzas and an entire chocolate cake" "I can't talk to you now, I have to feed my baby. My baby is hungry. Go away, my child is inches from starvation and must be fed! How can you be so heartless?" There was a little dash of Penny there, loving the attention. ("oh dear, she's so brave. Her oldest is disabled, you know. She's such an attentive mother!"). Don't get me wrong, I don't doubt that she loves her children and does her best for them, but she's in a pattern that was established years ago. She resents her pretty sister and sadly, she sabotages her own life as a result. I'm glad she got the surgery and I hope it helps her, but she needs therapy, and she needs to work with a nutritionist. Switch that soda for water and learn to make your own vinaigrette, which tastes better than any bottled dressing and is at least not terrible for you.

I agree with all of this. Why do Tres and Vanessa have to sit home and sing hymns? Go out dancing, enjoy some live music! go to a concert or a comedy club. there are lots of ways to go out and enjoy the nightlife without getting trashed every weekend. Ashley is full of shit. David will never be good enough for her and whatever he does will be wrong. Why does she think he would set himself up for being cold shouldered by Ashley at the party, in front of his friends? She has done nothing to indicate that she would welcome him coming into the kitchen, touching her shoulder and asking if she needed anything. And I admit, I laughed out loud when David said none of her friends showed up. Can you imagine her asking them? "So, we're having a party for fourth of July. David will be there so it will probably be really uncomfortable and it will probably rain anyway, but come if you want". And please--canned frosting? Ugh. Sam cannot leave Neil alone, can she? She has a self destructive streak a mile wide. She has probably chased off every guy she's ever dated. I did like seeing the real joy on her face at the gym, and was pleasantly surprised at how patient and helpful she was with Neil there. Maybe if she could forget to front for five minutes we might get to see who Sam really is. Behind that boorish, vulgar exterior there could be a kind and caring person. THIS. And my god, he came in all happy, with flowers and a cupcake, and she acted like he was handing her a severed head. (sorry not to attribute the quotes, something went wrong when I tried to post originally so I had to copy and paste!)

Right? Either they are sitting around on the couch or going out to eat at some strip mall restaurant. Does anyone have any hobbies? Their houses are all so depressing--no houseplants, no books, no art on the walls, no knickknacks or keepsakes around, just ugly furniture pushed up against the walls, and a laptop. They all have dogs--does anyone walk the dogs, play with them, take them to the park? Jesus, I'm lazy. I'm as lazy as can be, and my idea of a perfect day is to remain supine, with snacks close at hand. BUT my house is clean, I played with and enjoyed my son's company when he was little (still do!), I love to bake and cook, I have plants, I read, I play board games, go out with friends, and so on. Oh, and have a job. To see these kids, so young, doing nothing but lie around makes my blood boil. Aren't they interested in anything? They have nothing but time and plenty of money. At 23 I would have given an organ for that opportunity. (still would!). Do they not realize that the day is coming when Cate is going to be doing double shifts at Burger King to make ends meet?

Yes, this. Careful what you wish for. Hahaha, yes a thousand times. My mother would have had a fit if I'd treated her like drive through free child care. My husband and I were adults and were expected to handle things. In an emergency, sure, but just for "a break"? Hell to the no!

All this. Catelynn whining about getting up at "7 AM" every day to tend to her baby made me LOL. And everything about her and Tyler's counseling session made me want to smack them. Their baby is 10 months old and they have no sense of her personality? Catelynn needs a break?? From what? They love the idea of having a child but can't put in the work or deal with an actual human baby. The dream of what might of been with Carly was all they could handle. Catelynn worries me. She's gnawing her fingers to nubs and she can't seem to drag her ass off the couch for any reason. She's a mess! Put your phone down and take care of the baby you wanted so much. She's on anti depressants and isn't questioning that maybe the dose or the medication itself might not be correct? Because something is definitely wrong. She is so completely passive "well, I'm on anti-depressants, so I can't be depressed". I want to shake her. Tyler is just a joke at this point. Go to school, get a goddamn job or at least take up a hobby. Do metal work or garden or fix cars. It makes me sad that these two have had opportunities they could never have imagined and could have done anything--gone to school, done volunteer work, gotten a job, traveled, learned a trade, read a goddamn book every once in a while. And they choose none of it. Tyler's nightmare is working. Because he has such a rich life, sitting around in their dark, depressing house glued to his phone. I was cheered a little by seeing them biking/roller blading. Maybe they do go outside occasionally and enjoy their daughter?

Mitch's father has been wildly inappropriate with the sex talk from jump. He kind of freaks me out a little bit. I felt bad for Marivic. I hope she finds herself a good man, the old fashioned way. Who wouldn't freak out in the midst of this clusterfuck? Ye gods. What a horror show.

I like Mackenzie a lot but I wish she would fire her stylist. Her makeup is harsh and ages her, and that hair color! My eyes!! She looks so much prettier, and younger, when they are outdoors somewhere and she's dressed more casually and has softer makeup.