Pepper Mostly

She's only 32! I don't know about you, but I was at the height of my powers at 32! She hardly has one foot in the grave!

But we love you and we're glad you're here. Why should we be the only ones to suffer? So, your total time investment is about eight minutes then? Brava!

Oh thank all the gods in the pantheon, its over. That said, we'll see you all next Monday, right? Love you all peeps, have a great week!

Chantel is so cringe. Poor Edwin is sitting there with a frozen rictus on his face, thinking that this is the longest two minutes of his life.

Courtney. Courtney Courtney Courtney. You can do better than Usman. Respect yourself. Oh come on show. Its after ten. Uncle.

All she needs now is a swanky faux leopard vest and a collection of tiny hats. Three minutes left, friends! Lets finish strong!

Jenniffffffer is incapable of being cordial, dude. She is here to stir the shit, with vigor and enthusiasm.

Chantel is HAMMERED.

By the time this batch makes it to the hot tubs they'll already be half in the wrapper.

Edwin, he looks like he wandered in on his way to the ice cream truck. Chantel's boobs are doubling as flotation devices, I see.

Yes, when I want to have a meaningful conversation with someone, I put on my bikini and climb into the hot tub. What the fuck am I watching?

Chantel: I'm so shy, I let my boobs do the talking.

I think Tim is ace, actually. He's not interested in sex at all, and gets all uptight and clammy at the very thought of doing the deed.

Thank you! She is nothing to write home about. She doesn't even have a killer body. A very nice body, mind, but that's all. Perfectly nice. Natalie had a fabulous figure, statuesque, beautifully proportioned. Tiffany is far more beautiful. Robert's Anny is the most gorgeous woman who's ever been on this show. Jennifffffffer's face is so......pointy.

If this whole show is going to be Jenniffffffer and Tim talking about each other.....I can't. They were a bore in their season and they're an even bigger bore now. Move the fuck on already!