Pepper Mostly

New York was one of a kind.

Ooh, Wig Cam. We can all get a good look at that very bad wig.

Her laugh makes me want to die.

Momma's got her nice pintuck pleated top from Woman Within on. I've seen their catalogs and I KNOW.

@sainte-chapelle, you OK? Put your head between your knees and think about a nice, classic black suit and spectator pumps. You'll be OK. Well, there's an understatement. Flattering clothes, a good personality, tact, a sense of propriety, and a smattering of class and taste.

Watch out for Donna and her wooden spoon!

She is nothing if not tenacious.

Brooklyn's brother is the only one in the family with a modicum of good sense.

Lots of these girls do the same. Its really sad. Brooklyn talks a good game, "I'm beautiful, I'm confident, I'm sassy, I'm loud, I'm a queen" but its all hot air. She's desperately insecure.

She is inches from demanding to speak with the manager.

Bradly doesn't want a steak OR a blow job. This is a first.

Savannah is eying the cornfields with purpose.

DEAD

I do believe he was quite salty about his ability to perform fellatio. And THERE's a sentence I never could have imagined typing.

"What do you need your contacts for?" "Well, duh"