Pepper Mostly

Thank you for the tip! I will def do that. Tomorrow. I'm not leaving my bed now, for any reason.

Well my friends, we laughed, we cried, we projectile vomited. Have a lovely holiday if you are so inclined. Love you all, see you on the flip side!

Why isn't this over yet?

Brandon: I mean, who wouldn't want to have sex with me?

I don't think so, it doesn't seem covid-y. (Which is ridiculous because I've never had covid so how would I know?) It feels more flu-y. Feverish, achy, exhausted, congested. Guess I could take a covid test, I have about a hundred of them lying around. Spin the bottle!

OK, gang, we're getting the band back together! My 600 Pound Life is BACK! Woo hoo!

Sadly, no. My husband came in today and asked "what are we doing for food on Christmas?" and I just said "I don't fucking know. I don't care. I can't think about it. I'm too tired". Houseguest and I were talking about doing charcuterie, getting some nice meats and cheeses and bread and cornichons and pate and olives and stuff like that, just grazing for the day, but food prep is just beyond me. She just spent four hours driving back from NY so we'll have to reconnoiter tomorrow. We'll be going to my mother's for a few hours but mostly just hanging out quietly at home. I'm exhausted and can't even fire up a synapse to come up with a plan. Usually I like menu planning and cooking but the very thought is giving me the vapors. Send help.

OK, I've taken my dose of NyQuil. If I become incoherent, that's why.

Bini is not enjoying the exercise because he's afraid you're going to gnaw his balls off.

Oh ick. I am heaving right now.

Oh dear lord now Ari's telling Bini he doesn't know what his erogenous zones are. She is impossible.

Brandon is making me incandescent with rage right now. Gino looks like he's shoeing a horse.

Ari only feels comfortable talking about what a louse Bini is.

These guys ARE garbage! Huge reeking piles of self righteous mansplaining double standard waving garbage. They should be put out on the appropriate day and sent to the dump. "She needs to learn how to be normal". Yeah, good luck with that, Josh.

Geez Brandon, lots of guys would be chuffed to have a hot sexy wife, I'm just sayin. "I mean, my mom rocks a leather teddy and thigh high boots in private, but keeps to turtlenecks and boot cut jeans in public. Have a little decorum!"