Pepper Mostly

Good night, Pounder pals! Have a good week, see some of you on Friday for fun with felons. Love you all!

Dear Lord, listen to him! "I took twelve steps today!" I'm just....what? A year of diet and PT and medical consultation and this is the result. I CANNOT with this guy.

So no walk in the the park, we get to enjoy Gary shuffling across the courtyard of his building. Inspirational.

And I am here for it. Dude. It's been a YEAR. He has lost what, 15 pounds? Lord. This is his cue to give up. He'll just say to himself "No matter what I do, its not enough. Might as well have some HoHos and a bucket of Dr. Pepper"

She's at Target, looking for some sweet Warm Taupe or Antique Bronze eyeshadow.

Maybe a new show, "Ex Sister Wives", showcasing Christine, Meri and Janelle's new, independent lives, Kody free. The thought of Kody and Robyn grinding their molars to powder in fury, as the three exes laugh and count their money? GOLD

I'm going to guess he's lost something like 11 or 15 or 19 pounds and he will be absolutely over the moon and bursting with pride at his accomplishments.

He could have lost five pounds in an AFTERNOON. Oh, he's yawning. It's been an exhausting ordeal for him, poor dear.

Must have taken a dump before his weigh in.

Oh, sweet little tap dancing baby Jesus, he has lost FIVE WHOLE POUNDS. I cannot.

They are Honorary Pounders, each and every one.

Just think, Gary, at this point you could probably have lost two hundred pounds, had you resisted the siren song of cupcakes.

Poor guy's exhausted. He's been working so hard.

How does this feeb think he's going to go to Houston? He can't even get out of bed!

She wanted to be on TV