Pass the Tequila

I really enjoyed this episode... and actually the forums moreso. ❤️ Does anyone know what the actual voting numbers were exactly? Or how/where to find that out? I would love to know Tommy and Jack's numbers especially. And then of course have the HGs informed of them as well. Pretty mean of me I know, but can't help myself with some of these people lol.

GFM for @callaphera! lol

And after denial, isn't the next stage anger? Yikes!

Burning question... Is that a plate of brussel sprouts sitting in front of the white "catitude" (@mooses avatar)??? 😸

Oh I forgot to add... I hope they cast a complete unknown for the next bachelor. The franchise has become a bit ick for me lately.

To me, still the most interesting season, and I'll leave it at that except to say ..well said @trapeze! I could have typed out your entire post. Thanks for all the laughs you guys! I'm off busy sharpening my knives for the upcoming BIP snarkfest. I can hardly wait! 🙌

Ack! I cannot figure out how to quote a photo but @callaphera's post is actually better, so thanks! What I wanted to say was Jack's photo post shave reeeally looks like that mug shot that circulated earlier. Can't say for sure... and wish I knew how to copy that photo over to compare! Lol

I was going to say it looks like someone already barfed all over it. 😵

Good episode imo. Starting to show some true colours. But omg I can't with Kim Kardashian Jessica's DRs in the last two episodes. They sound identical, and similar overall affect too. Irritates me. Too bad, I was hoping for more from her. 😕 Also I suspect Bella's mother is just going to die of shame. Otherwise I can't wait to see these vermin turn on each other. Karma Christie!

Burn!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kat just went up a thousand points in my estimation of her. 😁

The nerve! Lol

I can't wait to hear about the reception Cliff gets when he rejoins the group! 😨

Quote - "....are super fucking paranoid because at some point tonight David said "Finger guns are cool!" and did his best finger guns and "pew pews". " Reading this made me happy. (evil cackle) I'd like to see David (and anyone in the comeback crew) amping up the f*ckery for maximum freakout effect. 😛 I don't know what to make of Ovi...I understand trying to stay in everyone's good graces so that if he makes it back in, he reduces the risk of being booted right back out again...but I think the show will have to put some type of protection in place in order for that not to happen...otherwise why even have camp comeback. I don't know why exactly but I sometimes feel "ick" watching Ovi's obsequious toadying. Bleh.

Omg I'm dying! 🤣

First off I am enjoying every minute of this entire experience, especially the laughs and the snark! But I'm kinda worried about all of my eye rolling and gagging! Will my eyes stick permanently backwards in my head one of these times? Lol I am also hoping they have multiple weird twists ...like every 20 minutes I swear! Something has got to put a stop to this runaway train. It feels like a select few have waaaay too much power. Bleh Lol. Christie. She's a treat. Pronouncing "caught" like qwat, which... nvm lol She is so full of shit, her and diet Drogo (love that one, had to borrow it!)...are a bad combo. I wonder if he had not been cast, just how different this season would be. Normally I'm all about girl power, but so disappointing so far. I hope some of these bitches can redeem themselves, and soon! Lol just reread that...for all my complaining ... I am ALL in to this season! 😁

Stuck with you??? Whaaat!?! I love your commentary! To the point of almost breaking the laugh button! 😁 As an aside, agh!...this is my first chance to check back in here and I was already 3 pages behind....and we haven't even had an eviction yet! I'm going to have to make some significant scheduling changes in order to keep up. 😛 Would it be right to expect things will amp up more here as the season gets towards the last half? Lol

This episode was delicious for my wrong reasons viewing side. 😁 Right reasons, not so much. I watched in literal horror as 2 beautiful and very well trained Friesens (originating from the Dutch province of Friesland) were mishandled by 2 very green riders. The producers have no idea how lucky they are that no one was hurt ... especially in what appeared to be a busy outdoor market setting. 😵 Usually the horse "dates" in previous seasons have the horses in western tack with a high cantle and pommel for an "encased" seat, complete with the horn to hang on to, atop otherwise blase trail horses that have seen the same path and scenery a million times and could navigate with the rider sitting backwards. Those Friesens were in dressage saddles. I watched those horses respond to leg aids and seat cues correctly (not to mention tolerate rough hands on the bit and bridle) and just wanted to cry. 🤧 I'll be over in the Big Brother live feed thread for a while...I'm just exhausted with this show...but I'll be checking back to verify if that was Santorini in the previews, (which brings back some very nice memories for me personally). 😸

I wasn't even aware that one needs to subscribe! Lol But I get there...in time. 😋 ps - teachers rule! 🙋 psII - @BK1978 -- Stealth R us brings back some hilarious memories, thanks! Btw if Rambo is anything like Porkchop, he's velcro! 😍

I agree. (perhaps even international) 😁 Zorak too! I don't watch the feeds so I've come to rely heavily on Zorak's awesome fact based reporting. Thanks for that! (you should be on primetimer's payroll! 😄)

Thanks for the welcome. I can't believe how addictive this all is! I wonder what my yard and garden are going to look like in a few weeks! 😛

Oh forgot to mention something that really shocked me to learn about this franchise - did I read correctly that someone got pregnant on this show? Maybe that explains the period time-table record-keeping? 😁

Ya so my long weekend plans kinda took a hard 90' turn...reading my new favourite forum.. ahem..for hours! 😨 (btw Happy Canada Day everyone!) First off thanks to the live feed viewers for your time! Had I not caught myself up with all 17 pages here, I seriously would not have a way better overall picture. Some surprises and random thoughts... 1. Cliff is impressing more than I expected. 2. I was sad to read about the mean girls, bleh...OTOH I look forward to seeing them get their comeuppance. (How oldtimey did that sound!?! lol) *Are the snark police trolling? Cause I'm about to launch some doozies. 😈 Kat - dumb blond. Please, I hope she goes... and that she only gets 3 IG followers. Mwahaha! Bella - I like her... but she talks like a valley girl, and she may or may not be a bit hyperactive. 😁 Also lost points for hooking up (or whatever) with Nick. That lip reading gif = 😵 Jessica - where has she been? I'm hoping the rumours of a girl alliance are true.. and her, Nicole, and Bella are just watching the "crazy" and not engaging. Right now, I'd be down with them as f3. Not gonna happen but I can dream... 😋 The cool clique people are seriously so horrid, like over the top loathsome. I get that reality shows need hateful contestants for ratings and it'd be boring without them but SO many???!!!! I agree with the poster above...that gross comp went on too long, omg. Otherwise that hour went by pretty fast for me with very little happening really. I mean compared to what I'm reading here from the live feeds! Thanks again you guys! 😎

Thanks so much you guys for your thoughtful and helpful comments. And the suggestions, background history, factoids and sharp wit! 😎 I feel like I've become a member of a cool club or something. Love it! 😁 I'm really enjoying the show so far... and looking forward to snarking reading you guys. 🎉

As a newb, I was hoping for some best viewing/reading experience quidelines please? 🙏 What does BBAD mean? I think I've got a handle on most of the abbreviations but that one got me. 🤓 Also I peeked in at the 1st few pages of the live feeds thread...which I never do! I'm wondering if this particular show is better enjoyed by following the live feeds thread? What percentage of people here only read this thread? Normally I don't like to be spoiled, but when formulating opinions about strangers, it's f'n irritating when production twists and manipulates my perceptions for ratings purposes (bleh), so I'm wondering if I should reconsider what "spoiling" means? 😎 And not to sound "stalky" but ... Callaphera - I like the way your mind works...and I just howled at some of your observations. Thanks! 😁 @halting hex - off topic, but everytime I see your username I read "Halt at X" and wonder if you're another dressage enthusiast? 🐎 (Ack! what a lame horse emogie lol) As for the episode itself? Meh. It's early yet for me to pick favourites.. but I do know that if Sam lasts, dude is going to owe me batteries for my remote control mute button usage! 🙄 I'm kinda wondering about the strategy of Christie winning the comp? She kept saying she wanted to "win for her alliance" or "it was down to her and Holly because the rest of the alliance had fallen off" or something along those lines. That would not be my motivation for wanting to win. Wtf?! I get being a team player but I hate when females get too "servitude-ish" Win because you are here to play! Or maybe she thought they would "owe" her for having a member of their (* cough * production's) alliance win and therefore they'd have "control" of the house? I'm referring to the televised alliance of Christie, Holly, Nick, the two jackasses, and Isabella (who incidentally was/is already in a F3 with the two Jackasses). Oh one more thing - That crusty plush squirrel costume looked disease infested. gag 😵 Ps- poor David, he intrigued me. I hope he comes back, but soon, otherwise it's a steep hill to get back "in" with the cliques, no?

Yes! I haven't watched soaps in over 10 years, but I think there was a Canadian actress that played her daughter that also looked similar to Holly. I see a little Kaitlyn from the bachelorette too (in looks). 😉