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I was shocked when she used the word "opportunity", re how he's a good opportunity for Ximena and the kids. I'll bet she didn't realize how that word could be construed (notice I didn't say misconstrued, because she spoke the truth when she uttered that word).

He most certainly could/should have. I was thinking the exact same thing. I think, however, that production likes the audience to "forget" that they're there on the scene with these idiots and instead get caught up with the storylines and travails of these idiots, as if they were out there all alone. My eye. They don't want their 4th walls broken.

I remain flummoxed that bug-eyed, fire hydrant bodied hobbit was able to complete all of the education requirements to become a nurse practitioner. She's so poorly spoken, and does not strike me as a go-getter, except when it comes to going and getting Hamza to marry her. She looked awful in that Elvis outfit, although in the coming attractions, with her wig blown straight and without the messy, dirty looking, stringy weave/wig hair she usually sports, that's the best I've ever seen her look. Toward the end of her segment, when she talked about how nice all of Hamza's family had been to her, and the importance of having them be her family as well, I thought she'd made up her mind not to do either the pre-nup or post-nup. Boy, was I wrong. It's so funny, because my closed captioning was saying the same thing about them "ululating", LOL. Could Ximena have been any more unpleasant and harsh when she shot Mr. Owl down after her mother had told Mr. Owl about his being her first serious boyfriend? How deflating of Mike's ego when she said she gets bored. She clearly loves drama and relationships with felons as opposed to boring, freaky, creepy, weird Mr. Owl. As if she's such a bargain to be so fussy. They're BOTH creepy losers who deserve each other. With regards to Usman and Kimbaaaly, I was so praying that he wouldn't cave in to her demands of a "big show" and let that basset hound faced (sorry, basset hounds) cow (sorry cows) go back to the states without having gotten her way. Is it actually possible that Usman loves this heifer? What he clearly loves about her is how she treats him and supports him and loves him. So basically he loves being adored and loved, which isn't the same thing as loving the other person. She is so gross, and gets grosser and grosser the more appearances that she makes on my TV. BGL was definitely the uglier and grosser of the two, but not by much. BGL also had her stinky smoker's breath going for her.

For me, the funniest lines of the entire episode were when Usman's loserage said what he said about there could have been people filming/photographing the famous Nigerian rapper. I literally spit my drink out of my mouth when I heard that. They WISH he was a famous rapper. And Frozendiva, you were being too generous by saying this about Usman: "some no name limited talent ", because to me he's an absolutely ZERO talent. Memphis is an effing moron. Only someone with deceptive intentions would spring a pre-nuptial agreement on their fiancee only days before their wedding. She totally wanted to screw him over with it. It would have been so easy, as well as the right thing to do for someone you supposedly love, to have that discussion with Hamza before she went over there. The reason she didn't was because she KNEW it would offend him and his family, and he might tell her not to bother coming over at all and dump her. She's truly a calculating, selfish, self-serving beyotch. After how lovely the sister and mother treated her, to now threaten to not go through with the wedding less than two days before it's about to happen, unless Hamza agrees to the post-nuptial was a shitty way to behave. I hope this bug-eyed, pop-eyed, twitchy, underbite-mouthed, fire hydrant bodied little hobbit effs off and rots by herself. I can't believe that Hamza feels she's the best he can do. She's such an ugly little twit. With regards to Ximena, it was no surprise to me that both the sister and the mother were on Mike's side, because they probably also benefit from his largesse. Ximena's facial expression was terrifying when he called her out on being a gold-digging user (I'm paraphrasing here) who totally turned on him after he refused to pay for her boobs, and whatnot. I LMAO when her response was that he's still paying her rent. Then later on what a great segue it was when he later refused to not stay at her house where HE's paying her rent. She totally only slept with him that one more time so as to keep him locked in and on her side, the opposite of what his best friend's fiancee told him to do where she's concerned. Yeah, like she really meant, "take it all, I don't care". She knows darn well that HTF would Mr. Owl be able to transport her dining room furniture, as well as all the other furniture and furnishings back to America, so it was very easy for her to dare him to do it. Yet another selfish, manipulative, self-serving beyotch. Am I imagining it, or is this literally the WORST season ever of the bitchiest of bitches, and I use this to refer to BOTH genders - because that's how I view loopy-eyed Ben - as a beyotch of the first order. There really is no one likable on this show, only lesser awful people, but no one good or great to root for. Out of all of them, I find Jasmine to be the least offensive, which surprises me, because when she was in the midst of her multiple screaming and carrying on sessions with baldie, I didn't care for her at all. However, since she's been showing her vulnerability and sensitivities, I've come to have compassion for her and wish the best for her. It also made my night, and was so predictable that it's what would happen, when Mahogany left loopy eyed Ben behind at the resort. I'm so disappointed to see from next week's previews that she agrees to meet up with him. Not only is he physically repulsive, to the point of icking me out, but he's a crap person as well. What an effing narcissist he is, deciding that everyone but himself is in the wrong and needs his benevolent understanding and forgiveness. He's the epitome of a douchebag. God I hate a--hole. To not get that standing Mahogany up for breakfast was as immature as you can get, and for him to be droning on and on and on about how he didn't intend to offend the parents, while not once saying he was sorry for shitting on Mahogany says it all. I love how she went at him, saying SHE was offended. I can't believe this girl is only 22 years old. Her maturity level is off the charts. From the questions she asked Ben that he didn't like being asked, to the conversation she had with her dad, to her delivery of the dad's letter to Ben, she maintained mature dignity and didn't cave in to loopy eyes manipulation attempts.

They're both lawyers. He became a lawyer much more recently than she did. I found this out on her Instagram account.

Speaking as one heterosexual female about two other females, Gabriella in that to die for dinner outfit was smokin' hot and sexy. Only someone with her body type (meaning virtually no boobs - and I mean this 100% complimentary) could pull it off without looking slutty or trashy. Then we have boulder boobs Ashley who looks sleazy and trashy no matter what she's wearing, even her work polos.

Haven't you ever "accidentally" fallen onto a penis while cuddling with a male friend?

Absolutely brilliant observation. But really, is anything ever going to actually look good on her? Rhetorical comment there. She's got the same type of dumpy, frumply, matronly body as Darcey and Stacey, only Memphis is a lot chunkier. It's funny. Besides having the same top-heavy, unattractive figure as them, Memphis also has the cheap, disgusting weave/wig going for her as well. On a side note, what do all these weave/wig-wearing women do if the man they're with suddenly wants to run his fingers through their hair? I literally vomited in my own mouth at the thought of ANYONE wanting to run their fingers through Memphis' greasy, probably nasty smelling hair.

or preferably a brown paper bag

There was a point in one of Ben and Ximena's segments last night where she was death staring at him for such an awkwardly prolonged amount of time. The woman loathes this loser with the heat of 1,000 suns. With 1,000 suns blazing down on him, you'd think this racist idiot would get a clue. Ella only looks good some of the time. There are times where I find her to be very pretty facially, but in instances where so much rosacea is present on her face, she looks too much like BRB (Big Red Beth) to be deemed attractive. And man oh man, those breasts of hers are MASSIVE monstrosities. I can totally imagine Johnny getting smothered to death in them. It was crazy to me how lightly he took her telling him of her infidelity, and how understanding he was, as well as placing blame on himself for it. He is so forgiving of her, but she doesn't care enough about him to not try to force him to travel during the pandemic, and also have to quarantine for longer amounts of time than their entire trip to Dubai would last, clearly not caring that he has the welfare of his son and parents to consider, in addition to his own well being. She's a selfish, self-absorbed bitch.

A face even a mother couldn't love!

And how devious was Kimbaaaly in getting the necklace back from Usman? The moment she asked for it for "just a minute", I KNEW exactly what she was going to do - bye bye necklace. Is there any chance that was real gold? I was surprised that she accepted the laptop back, but once she did her conniving Usman into returning the necklace was not a shock to me at all.

I used to subscribe to Cosmopolitan, Glamour and Mademoiselle magazines, beginning when I was probably 13 or so. All of those magazines completely lost me as a subscriber and reader when the "speak" in them had girls speaking about their "posse". Those are the same girls who probably also use the term "bitches". It's definitely a generational thing, and boy am I glad to not have been part of that generation that does speak this way! And don't forget the stench that must emanate from her dirty, stringy, greasy, disgusting hair/wig. We do know that she at least showers, given her "sexy time" videos in her shower cap, which is further proof that she never washes her hair/weave.

Gino's silences are utterly exasperating. I really have to believe there's something mentally/emotionally wrong with him. He doesn't seem to be fully there for a man of his age. I wonder if he's slow. I also believe him to be incapable of empathy for Jasmine, or anyone.

AR Traveler, I believe I'm the "recent widow" you were referring to. I just wanted to express to you my deepest sympathy about your daughter's condition. One ideally hopes for a full recovery, but barring that the hope is that her remaining time is pain-free and filled with love and caring, which I'm sure you have for her in abundance.

What a fame whore this bitch of a charter guest is. Now we know why she's come back for a second time, despite having considered the first time crappy. Miss "The Bachelor" can't get enough of herself appearing on reality TV. And now she's breaking her nasty, POS husband in to reality TV. What an obnoxious, unlikable couple these two are, and what an awful mother she has as well. They all so deserve each other.

If you're so hoity toity as to be able to "afford" to charter a yacht (and yes, I know these losers are given bargain basement pricing on their lousy 1-3 day charters, hence why "afford" is in parentheses, LOL), then why wouldn't they also ALL have flown first class, right? Bottom of the barrel charter guests indeed!

IIRC Gary had both, although I politely disagree with romanticizing his stringy, greasy hair as "flowing tresses", LOL.

I thought he was gay, until the very end of the episode when I finally realized that was his wife. What straight man wants to lick a food item off of the nipple of another straight man that is essentially a stranger to him? I could see a straight guy doing this as a prank with a close friend of his or a straight frat guy doing it on a dare or command from his fraternity brothers, but a straight male guest on a "luxury" cruise licking the nipple of a crew member (I put "luxury" in quotes because really, are any of the Below Deck cruises truly luxury - I think NOT)? Strange stuff.

They looked real to me, because they were saggy and didn't show the usual outline of the implant that's visible in the skin. I don't get her facial appeal at all. I don't find her to be attractive in any capacity. She's nothing but matronly big boobs and a pushy, aggressive, annoying persona. If the tables had been turned and it was Gary pursuing her the way she was hunting him down, and he was trying to force her to make out with him, everyone would be yelling about a "Harvey Weinstein" situation. So why is she getting away with her inappropriate pushiness? I already loathe this twat with the heat of 1,000 suns. She's got an unjustified ego. She DOESN'T have the goods to match it.

I doubt we'll see her paramour, because to the best of my knowledge, invisible, non-existent men can't be photographed, or can they?.

My gut instinct about the weekly rental home is that Mahogany did not want Ben and the rest of the world who watch this show to know where she really lives. If I'm correct, I don't blame her one bit. That would be the smart thing to do. There's also as much likelihood that my reasoning is flawed, LOL.

She's not bad looking (she only very faintly resembles her extremely photoshopped, doctored online photos). She has terrible skin though.

She was amazing with the questions that she asked, and the accuracy of the translations. I nominate her to replace Shaun Robinson at the Tell Alls!

This is one of those words, the misuse of which makes me crazy. Up there with this doozy are "aks" and "liberry". I'm so ashamed of our U.S. schools, and the illiterate buffoons that they produce. Did everyone get a look at the teeth in his mouth? They're utterly deformed.