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Luckily these women are so wonderful and interesting that they don’t need Lisa Vanderpump at the Reunion. Hopefully they won’t mention her at all since she is not necessary for this franchise to thrive.

Luckily these women are so wonderful and interesting that they don’t need Lisa Vanderpump at the Reunion. Hopefully they won’t mention her at all since she is not necessary for this franchise to thrive.

I have come to the conclusion that “Call me Captain” Sandy is not very bright. She has very poor leadership skills and her ship always seems to be in some sort of physical danger. I certainly would not be comfortable with her captaining my yacht.

I didn’t watch it and erased it sight unseen from my DVR. Good practice for next season.

So very true. The reunion shapes up to be an epic fail. I am going to watch just to complete the season and then this franchise goes on on the no-go list with New Jersey and Atlanta. I think many if not most LVP fans feel the same way.

I think one quick scene in this episode is very telling. Travis taunts Colin in the back of the car and asks him he wants to lay down with him. Colin brush’s it off but I think there was a lot of taunting on this charter. Colin is in a no win situation as he is a nice normal guy who the girls always see as a friend and not as a love interest. So he plays the clown and goes home alone. It’s the assholes like Travis and the sleaze-balls like Jack who get laid. It happens every season.

If Captain Lee looked as dirty and unkempt as Sandy he would not be as respected as he is by crew and audience alike. He is always impeccably groomed even in the most trying times. This episode was particularly horrendous as “Call Me Captain” Sandy was sporting a dirty shirt and very greasy hair. She is a mess.

If I saw a Captain with greasy unkempt hair I would wonder what the engines looked like. How come she can keep her hair extra greasy but not the anchor chain?

Her hair.

We only get to see a small portion of what goes on and I bet a lot of harassment of Colin is on the cutting room floor. It is my experience that when there are three people in a group it always becomes two against one. (See last Seasons Below deck) Jack Off and Mangina Travis look at themselves as the cool kids and Colin as the bosuns pet. I bet they mock him unmercifully and bust his balls telling him that he is making them look bad by working hard and following Joao’s orders without complaint. I had lazy coworkers who did that all the time. It is my guess that it is going to get worse if Joao tells them to knock off the sex jokes. There was a preview where Anastasia is weeping and saying that she can’t stand the rest of the crew because they are raging alcoholics. The two sane and normal crew members are very uncomfortable with this group. I think this is a very troubled crew and we don’t know the half of it.

They are going to switch now and bitch that she shouldn’t have gone to Jax and Brittany’s wedding. They are nothing if not versatile bitches.

Without LVP they got nothing. Nothing I tell ya! Subtract LVP and Camille and you know what you got? Nuthin honey!

It really is a rip off and a thumb in the eye to the loyal fans. Sort of appropriate for this lousy season.

Typical Bravo they give us a bait and switch. We expect a new episode and it’s a repeat. Who did the programming Dorito?

That’s what Aesha got when she was feeling for her poop. Maybe this rapper will also get to be a poop star!

She is also picky about her ass. How else can you feel your poop?

Jason would be a fool to agree. Their time with their daughter is apportioned by the court and they should strictly follow the court ordered schedule. Otherwise Bethenny would be “about to die” every other day. Bethenny would never agree if the shoe was on the other foot.

That’s great because I would hate to see them throw out that food.

I am sure it was edited out because Bravo is building a case against both Lisa and Camille. Nothing that contradicts the storyline can appear on the show if they can help it.

It was definitely veggies that turned soggy and unusable. The degree of waste on these Charters is very upsetting. How much of that food is dumped at each meal. I can only hope that the crew gets the leftovers. It would really be a sin if they threw it away.

This might be true but in every other season the chefs tried to bring a local flavor to some of the meals. You have such a vast variety of dishes to choose from why not try to incorporate local delicacies into the mix? I really think Mexican food is a weird choice just as English steak and kidney pie would be too weird. Even though it was on their preference sheet. It just seems to me hat this show has been sponsored by “Old El Paso.”

I totally agree with that! Maybe she can be the truth teller. At least let Sonja and Ramona know that they are not sexy young things anymore and that horny Grandma is not a good look.

I was thinking the thing. Too much starch. On the other hand I would be in heaven because these are my two favorite dishes. She is doing a great job but I have a question. They are in France and French Food is among the greatest cuisines in the world. Why have we not seen any French dishes this season? I have seen Mexican food several times and the only French thing I have seen is French Fries. What’s up with that?

I don’t know. I bet there are many who are thirsty enough to want to promote their brands in the hope they can be the next Bethenny. It is just that Satan Andy is a hard core segregationist on his shows.

Boy a music video! The mind reels! Who could it be? I really, really hope it is the Countess!