Red Bridey

How do you delete these stupid boxes??? I hate them!

Boy, he's earning his pay, this one. Vanja is eating this up! I wonder if he's thinking, give her what she wants, I can ghost her later. Oh, Vanja, stop effing crying.

Boytoy says "I love you so much" with the same intonation as "I think the buses are running a little late." And Blonde Bimbo replies with the emotional passion of someone ordering from McDonald's.

I have no objections to Sunny wanting a Muslim wife for whatever reasons he has. What I do object to is that Veah has given every indication that she has no interest in converting and is actively, overtly opposed to religion. So he is wasting her time and leading her on for no good reason. He is obviously not paying any attention to her at all. That is what is wrong with him.

Mother MagDA is what MagDA is going to look like in 30 years so Joe better think she's attractive.

Oh God, Vanja, there is no "US." There is you. And vacation sex. And that.is.it. Grow up!! I have had a productive day. I started and finished my Xmas card list for the first time in years. I found several left over boxes of unused cards and a bunch of holiday stamps so why not. Finished decorating my tiny living room and have made two kinds of cookies, two or three more are planned based on my energy level, that is. No Xmas shopping is necessary, but I will probably pick up a few little things tomorrow. Hello to everyone!

I'm shocked they left $24,000 as a tip. For ******* (seven star) service, I would have thought the ocean would have been swept for jellyfish and had them all removed! Ronnie, the primary, right?, had a perma-scowl on her face. Didn't seem like she liked anything. But it seems they are the calm before the storm because the next bunch look like they are deranged! Yay!

Oh, Natalie, Josh does not consider you an important part of his life. This is a little vacation and a chance to go on tv and flirt with a bunch of camera whores. Brandon found Julia dancing in a bar and now he doesn't like it. Guess what? Opposites may attract but the long term divisions don't make for success in love or marriage. Brandon, you are a stupid man. Go home to your kinky parents and that skeevy hot tub. Ari, who's not talking now? What a baby. Well, thank goodness this is just an hour. None of these people are serious about healing their relationships. It's all about more TLC money: how can I continue to get paid so I don't have to get a J.O.B.?

I won't be watching with you all tonight after all. 😞 My alma mater's men's soccer team made the NCAA finals and the game is being played tonight at 8 p.m. 🤾🏼⚽ So I'll be watching the Big Game instead. Go Cats Go! 💚💛💚💛💚💛

I know about Where's Waldo, but I don't understand this particular commercial. The guy dresses specifically as "Waldo". For all we know, his real and true name is also Waldo. But when everybody who sees him is delighted to "find" him, he seems over it, annoyed, or maybe mildly exasperated, and the point of the commercial is that Etsy will provide things that delight who you really are. Well, if Waldo doesn't want to be found all the time, stop dressing like that, get different glasses and go be you, lost in a crowd like the rest of us.

See you all tomorrow night! Stay warm, be happy and spay and neuter your pets!

Vanya, the entire Snarkable Bunch here are CRINGING for you right now. Do you not have one iota of self-respect? Can you just let it be? OMG, you are so pathetic.

But now, Mr. Arc tells Niles, you need to petition to bring me over to the US in six months! I'm your father, don't forget!

That is true, but then she controls the purse and can just shut that plan down. If she were smart. Which she is not.

Tigerlily, aren't you raising kids already? How can you just swan off and leave your two (three?) sons while bitching about Adnan hypothetically doing the same thing in the future? And how is Adnan going to afford *monthly* trips to Jordan when he's an unemployed "model"?