Red Bridey

There are two commercials that I absolutely loathe: the Cheezit commercial where for some unknown reason a fat naked guy toboggans down a hill into a little shed for a mouthful of Cheezit (?). And one for something...not sure for what...where a guy gets holes blasted into him and he screams when he looks down at his chest (apparently whatever he doesn't take leaves his immune system full of holes?). The scream is awful and it always startles me and I hate it!

Good night, my lovies! It's been agony watching these horrible people but I survived because of you all! See you tomorrow at the Last Resort. Maybe. I'm not sure.

Oh lort, there's another hour of this crap. Where did Bozo go after they corralled him back on camera? Has he been sitting there all this time waiting to be abused by everyone again?

Brian: She's a whore! But she didn't want to have sex with me, so she's...a whore?? In what world does that make sense? His poor daughter! And look at Brian sniffing around Vanja! Wouldn't that be a match made in heaven? She's a barnacle and he's a pig!

Granted, I haven't been paying 100% attention but did I miss the Niles/Adnan chest bump, or is that the dramatic ending of this show? Yes, daughter, you are right. It was a blind date for both of them and there was a lot of expectations that he had for her which she did not share. And in case it hasn't been said enough,Brian is disgusting.

Shut up, Boytoy. Shut up, Blondie.

So Brian claimed Ingrid didn't want to come to the US to be his nursemaid, but now she's too overprotective and treats him like a baby. He's disgusting.

I have never found a toaster that actually toasts bread evenly and thoroughly. Even though it's set at the darkest setting, I have to flip the slices and then toast them again at a low level to get the brown color I want. I don't know why it's such an unworkable problem!

Babysitted? How about dogsat, Veah? Oh, and now they're back together, phew, such a relief! 🙄

Veah is such a wonderful communicator, isn't she? Like, she's so articulate about, like her issues and stuff. Oh, waiting for the big "date" reveal. Any bets it was Rory?

Joey is realizing he comes across as an alcoholic and a douchebag. Wonder if that will spur any self-reflection or change?

Does Magda not see that Joey is a lying, immature grown man-baby? On what planet is that attractive or marriage-worthy? I just don't understand. I just don't understand.

I won two games out of three at my weekly mahjongg game on Wednesday! I was very very excited to finally win after losing for a month.

I don't know why Daisy tries so hard to make cottage cheese desirable. Every 20 years or so I try to eat it and I just gag and toss it out. There is nothing redeemable about cottage cheese. And Magda is such a joyful young woman , isn't she? So full of life and love.

Why did they haul poor Bozo back? We don't need to hear from him ever again! He escaped from the madwoman!