Supagirl

Oh my gawd, the bitchiness started to leak out this week. The dramatical Michelle yelping over her cut finger was met with blank expressions from the room. Jasper tried to go there with that tired notion “behind every great man...” which was shut down real quick by Rebecca Minkoff, thank you. And Ann Fulenwhatever’s weekly workroom critique bitchfest really can’t be helpful. I just want to watch them make pretty things.

Ehh....I tried. Unwatchable.

Krislian (I'm Too Sexy!) won for toning the hootch down; Tash the Twin (I'm a Girliy Girl!) got booted for some truly ordinary photos. I like Courtney's face. That is a classic Hollywood movie star/supermodel of the 50's-60's-70's face. Lovely bone structure, haunted look in the eyes. Yes, she's a pill and complains too much. But doesn't girlfriend have steel rods in her back and was booted out of the house as a teenager, left to wander the streets alone? I cut her some slack. She can cast some major spells with that face. DJ Khaled was captivated by her rather mundane message because of that face. The other girls want to rip her to shreds because of that face. Compare her to, say, Ghia. I mean... nice girl, but come on.

Holy moly, is that interventionist Sylvia "Where are my babies???" Parsons? I dunno...I think Karissa needed no-nonsense Jeff or Candy or Ken on this one.

Holy smokes! on Mikey's shoot with Paul Reitz. I take back every negative thought I've had about him...he obviously knows what he's doing and just needs a good photographer to bring it out of him.

That Jacklin has a face of stone. She could not be moved to shed one tear during everyone's emotional breakthroughs, and they kept cutting over to her. Nothing. Maybe it's all the Botox?

I wish I cared more about these people. I'm trying...but I just don't. There's not even a good hate-watch element like Courtney/Old Guy or Joe Francis/Abbey or Nik/Shayne. Janice is the designated nutcase but Rocky is a non-entity. They all seem kind of...damaged? And they all genuinely want help, which is nice but not compelling viewing.

Holy crap...huffing. Why? Didn't we all learn anything from Allison? Matthew was demonic, possessed, and beyond creepy. OMG, that finger. And he procreated.

I still cannot get behind the Skype chat follow-ups. I want the Five Steps song, I want a walk along the beach camera shot, I want a debriefing interview with the therapist. I want to see looks of surprise on the family members' faces when they're reunited after 90 days. I want to see the BSOJ. And I want it to be black, not white. Donna looked so creepy through the Skype screen, like she was Photoshopped.