Colleenna

Woohoo!! Just saw that the new season of Dr. Now premieres on January 2!!!! No, it's not Twitney. ;-)

I cannot abide Scott and Amy Yancy. And their shows have become so formulaic. Scott sets an unrealistic budget and timeline. Amy says screw your budget, I'll do it my way. They fight. Amy is right, and they get full ask. Yawn.

The one that shocked me was Greta van Sustern.

/sarcasm ahead/ Well, for half of $2.4 million a year, he can afford to make the 3 hour trip.

OK, I plead guilty to body shaming in reverse (but only in my head.) I was watching Jeopardy, and the champ is a woman who used to be the bass player for The Runaways. When I first saw her, I thought "holy fuck, that woman is too skinny!" My husband, who has no filter, said "Anorexia much?"

I counted the seconds. She was only able to make it to 4 seconds.

I think he lives in Charlotte. Didn't she drive to Charlotte every day for that radio gig? Can't be that far away.

Wow, I hadn't thought of that angle. No way she would ever have 10,000 paying subscribers. Does she even have 10,000 IG followers? Her FB page shows around 500,000....

Oops. My mistake. My brain inserted the word "no" before makeup. And you're right....what's her point?

That's what PF advertises. I don't know if it's true or not. Never been in one. My gym membership is $55 a month, no additional charge for classes, but personal training and swim lessons cost extra. But all of the trainers are either NASM or ACSM certified, the water aerobics instructors are AEA certified, and the swim instructors are Red Cross certified. These certifications are required for hiring.

American Muscle and Fitness Personal Trainer. Reading their web page, you buy their (online) courses ( 2for $120) and they "work with you" so you can pass the exam. TRANSLATION: they essentially give you the answers to the questions.

No makeup my ass... at a minimum, she is wearing mascara.

But for $10 a month you can join Planet Fitness, have real certified fitness professionals to guide you, and have as many workouts as you want per week for as long as you want (20 minutes? 30? 60?) But that would require getting up off your arse and going somewhere.

I bet you're wrong about her fans and the recipes. These people lack not just critical thinking skills, but ANY thinking skills.

I gained 120# in one farking year by being "unconscious" about what I was eating (and not eating). Breakfast was typically a couple of cups of black coffee and 3-4 cigarettes. Of course, that meant that by midmorning, I was STARVING so I'd have a gigantabagel with a schmear and a candy bar. Then came lunchtime, where I'd have a burger in the company cafeteria followed by a giant cup of frozen yogurt*** then dinner at home, which was usually a frozen Weight Watchers or Healthy Choice aand a diet pop. ***THIS was the single biggest contribution to my morbid obesity. Now that I can look up calorie counts online, I realize that I was consuming about 900 calories a day just in froyo. And those eating habit are what led to 120 extra pounds.

I fast forwarded through a lot of it (ok most of it), but I did hear her bragging that she's down to 355.

I return to my original premise that Jessica is NOT a certified personal trainer.

She's pulling DOWN --- HARD---- to make those fake muscles. Try it sometime. You'll see your biceps "pop." Just another trick like photoshop, camera angles, makeup, and lighting.

If she really does pursue adopting, we should all email bomb every adoption agency in North Carolina explaining why allowing her to adopt would be child abuse.

Probably only needs one finger.

No way. She couldn't keep up in a beginner Zumba class. She'd be winded after 5 minutes.

That looks like the whiny face she made throughout the Hawaii "race." I can hear her whines and crying, just from this still picture. Why, she must have hiked 100 feet!

Well, since she is apparently stuck (emotionally) in pre-pubescence......

Which explains why she has no concept of sensible eating......

Grrrrrrr. More porn-like moves.