Colleenna

And then there's the sexual harassment thing.... she sexually harasses any man foolish enough to wander within reach.

In other words, her new trainer is actually a trainer......

PLEASE tell me I'm not the only person who does this..... Have you ever heard a snippet of an UNFAMILIAR song in a commercial, and Googled the lyrics to find the song? What was the song, and what product was it being used for? Did you like the song? I did this a few years ago when Apple used Sam Smith's "Palace" to advertise their latest ...watch, I think. Oh my. What a singer-songwriter. What a song.

True. My FIL is an actual Mensa member, and he used to really like (wait for it.......) "Hee Haw."

I snorted out loud at the poster who said "Have you tried Overeaters Anonymous?" And more than a few fellow PCOS sufferers are touting keto. By the way the author is neither a physician nor a registered dietician. She is (according to her bio) a Holistic Health Counselor certified by the American Association of Drugless Practitioners. Yet she claims to be a"... functional nutritionist and women’s hormone expert." Off I go down the Google rabbit hole to research AADP.

There's also an "extended release" version, which releases the dose slowly throughout the day.

Let's hope that Twit actually IS. If she actually followed this woman's dietary advice, she would be much healthier. But in Twit's case, I suspect it just means she's reading the book in order to come up with new excuses. "It's not my fault! It's my hormones!"

From a website for diabetes: " For some people, taking large doses of metformin right away causes gastric distress, so it’s common for doctors to start small and build the dosage up over time. Many people start with a small metformin dose – 500 milligrams once a day – and build up over a few weeks until the dosage reaches least 1,500 milligrams daily. This means there’s less chance of getting an upset stomach from the medicine, but also means it may take a bit longer to experience the full benefit when getting started on metformin. I experienced some mild side effects when I started taking metformin, and I found that the symptoms correlated with how many carbs I had in my diet. Once I dropped my carbs to 30-50 grams per day – something that took me weeks to do – any symptoms of gastric upset went away." emphasis mine. Well, we all know Whit eats literally hundreds of grams of carbs per day, so.....

Metformin *can* initially cause gi distress, which can be mitigated by taking it with food.

You misspelled "tryna." 😉

On the subject of Twit being her "authentic self:" So how, exactly, is pretending that someone is your boyfriend being "authentic?"

EXACTLY. I will cheer for her if she actually DOES the exercises with good form, slowly. And though it doesn't make for a good IG post she's GOT to do cardio. Get on the treadmill and WALK, fast enough to break a sweat and make her breathe hard, for 15 minutes. (Hey we all gotta start somewhere.) And the next day, do 16 minutes.... this will actually build stamina so maybe she can move toward having a FABULOUS life that isn't over before she turns 50.

And wonder of wonders, she only did 3. I don't know if doing 3 "sort of" correctly took everything out of her, or the trainer stopped her. I suspect doing three slowly was all she could do.

They aren't great --- she still bends forward when she squats --- but they're .miles better than previously. From her comment, I gather he's having her UNlearn all the crap Jessica taught her.

Wow. I had no idea these existed. But then, I'm not a veterinarian and they don't let me play one on TV. 😉

Wouldn't a portable x-ray machine require .... ummm... electricity? It was an Amish farm.

I do believe that secretly they are mortified (hence Babs's snark) but have sold their dignity for thirty pieces of silver.

So do any of you follow Chase on IG? (I don't use IG.) I've peeked at his page. You would think that if Twit was actually his gf, he would post pictures of them together....

But it wasn't there in the gas station pics.

Interestingly enough, in Walmart Tuesday, I saw a tattoo "pen" (sort of like a Sharpie) that can be used to ink yourself. I guess it eventually washes away. Maybe that's what it is.

Well, that's certainly appropriate.

The ass wiggle and the hair flip.

Oh yes, they weigh in, but I'm sure Twit wouldn't allow that to be filmed/aired. ETA: I just realized you thought I meant lie to the judges. Nah, she'd weigh in and tell her adoring fans that she was 300# ....

Indeed they do, and Twit would place well outside the max category (81+ kg, about 180+ pounds). So she can still lie about her weight and be in the same category.

Or you can just run an load of nothing but water + 1cup of plain white vinegar. Way cheaper.