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I think I've mentioned before that I knew a man years ago who was in the 600 lb range. He held a job (college professor), drove, was married.... diagnosis of type 2 diabetes scared the crap out of him (this was 40+ years ago). He and his wife went on Atkins (she was 250+). With Atkins and swimming, he got down to the 180s ---actually too thin for his 6'2" frame. So not all 600 pounders are blobs like Sean and the Assanti brothers.

Grade 7 or thereabouts is where we typically begin to push at our parents' boundaries in order to prepare for adulthood. Somehow, Sean got stunted before then.

The only one I ever check is FB. On a related note.... Someone (whom I suspect might be one of our snarkmates) asked if she had any tips "for thinning hair." LOL.

I had a total klutz day at the gym today. Knocked over a whole stand of body bars, banged my knee against the kettlebell rack, got tangled up in the TRX, and knocked over a couple of bosu balls that were leaning against machines. I was almost afraid to swim after my weight lifting, afraid I might bang my head on the pool wall and drown. I think you should do an Ironman. Definitely! There's something appealing about an Ironman from Arn City. ;-) The tatt? Meh.

Another FB poster asked why, if the show is supposed to show her life, they hide the fact that she smokes 2 packs a day. I was prepared. No coffee bath for the tablet that time!

I was just thinking about you yesterday as I was swimming my 1.5 miles, and wondering if you had ever done a tri. You go girl! Yinzer strong!

Someone posted this on the MBFFL FB page: "Did the cops catch the people who spray painted your RV or did they figure out it was you and the production crew?" Well, I hadn't *planned* on giving my tablet a coffee bath this morning, but there it is....... :-D

My bet is 125. What do I win?

How y'all doin? My eating habit tonight was a Boca grilled burger patty, big ole green salad, and an ear of corn. Thankfully I did *not* buy cookies yesterday. Dottie's butt looks like she is trying to smuggle a surfboard.

Oh heck. How to delete a duplicate post?? Help!

I'm pretty sure this show has jumped the shark. I watched Saturday's episode and hated it (except I liked the couple that won. I found them adorbs.)

True. Remember all the brouhaha several years ago when "Breaking Amish" was exposed as fake? I've noticed none of her barnacles have been posting on the MBFFL page or her page (on FB) lately. Wazzup with that?

True. Remember all the brouhaha several years ago when "Breaking Amish" was exposed as fake?

I forgot --- or maybe mentally suppressed --- those pants. What I remembered most was her being caught sitting down when she was supposed to be getting some merchandise, or putting things away, etc.

And she sucked at it. Couldn't move fast enough or stay on her feet long enough to get the job done

Actually it's "just deserts," with the "desert" being from the same root as "deserve." (To which my husband would say, "Thank you Sheldon." ) BBT fans?

Is it just my imagination, or did the tag manage to cover her second, third, and fourth chins?

Or, in the words of Yul Brynner as King of Siam, "'Tis a puzzlement."

Or a movie title. Hey, if you can have a hatful og miracles, why not a purse full of tacos? ;-D

Nah, she needs an "orthopedic surgeonizer." ;-)

I certainly wasn't knocking farmers. But unless a guy (or gal) IS a farmer, they really don't need to be wearing bib overalls everywhere.

Not really. The database only contains reports of crimes.

So, today I went back and looked at some of the "vandalism to motor vehicle" reports that are in the Greensboro PD database. I wanted to see how many days delay there was between "reporting" and "response by PD." It's not days, it's HOURS. GPD responds within hours to vandalism reports --- even on the weekend before July 4th (and you know that's crazy busy.) "Shitney" is a good nickname for her, because she's full of it.

Yes, I also went through those online reports and didn't find anything. I think I mentioned that upthread. I also mentioned that there were quite a few reports of vandalism to motor vehicles....but none of them were Shitney's.

Or, getting her barnacles riled up to agitate for "fat pig" as a protected class. /sarcasm follows/ I mean, that really needs to be charged as a hate crime! @-@