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The “housewives” are not interesting. And they’re too old and set in their trenches to be interesting anymore. It’s become a show about shilling and grifting and reinventing their pasts. None of them are married (Kathy is a friend, doesn’t count). And a season of Poorit screaming at everyone was not enjoyable. I’m with Garcelle. Bye Kyle.

Memo to self, never click on a link about Kyle’s confessional dress because then you will see it pop up on every feed for weeks. Nicki Hilton’s sequin monstrosity designs will haunt me forever. ☠️ Can someone please explain Poorit the grifter’s hat to me? What was she hiding in it? Spare food to pretend to eat later? Kathy’s skin care? Wallets of the boat staff? Or PK’s balls? I never thought I’d say these words but “thank you Boz”. I’m glad she saw through the immediate gaslight after the apology. And really Poorit? Sutton has been taking shots at you? When exactly could she get a word in edgewise with your cursing ant people all season?

Of course, PK wants a divorce. He would like to be able to finish a sentence sometime in his lifetime. Jennifer Tilly can bring the bling to the show. I love how Erica recognizes vintage couture and appreciates it. But then again, she’s had a lot of experience with old things that didn’t appreciate over time. The best thing about having a DVR is never having to watch Boz and her attempt at a storyline baby. Not a fan of wacky Kathy, she can just wander off into the ocean. I love how Bravo bravo fucking bravo still pretends that one person plans and organizes these trips every year. Sutton needs to lean into A: being a villain and spouting whatever nonsense is rattling around in her southern brain; or B: sucking up to people that do not deserve sucking up to and never speaking.

Kathy’s “batty old grandma” routine is really getting old. And so is her shit stirring with bothering Sutton about Dorit narrating the show. I would be thrilled if she did not return. I’m sick of Moe and his influencer side chicks. But not as sick as I was having Morgan shoved down our throats all last year. Nice try by bravo trying to put Denise Richard show on my DVR. I deleted that thing immediately. I don’t need to see porn family and grifter angry husband. Out of Erica’s whole remodel, those gray curtains in the living room were gorgeous and my favorite part. It’s nice to see Tom’s old furniture gone, I wonder if she gave any to the widows, orphans, and burn victims?

Recording this means I can fast forward through Boz, her ovaries, and her leech of a bf. I really hate how this has become the Dorit show this season. And I need the morally corrupt Faye Resnick off my tv. Sutton needs to stop giving oxygen to the screeching harpy. You’re southern? Then kill her with “bless your poor heart” until she finds a new target to curse at.

This show is still sponsored by lemons. Probably a great tie in since they’re all sour and sucky at Kathy’s house. I had bucca de beppe flashbacks again. At this rate, I’m suing Bravo for PTSD. Any bets on Dorit running around making all centerpieces carcass out? Sutton needs to build a fence to keep her mother out of the main house. The scene with the mother and old guy who wasn’t identified seemed odd. Were there cut scenes?

I was really hoping the wind would have taken both Dorit and Kyle out to sea. Maybe we’ll get lucky on the upcoming boat trip and they’ll both go overboard?

Why is it Kyle “cries” and her eyes are dry and clear? The sunglasses were a nice cover for the lack of tears.

I don’t think the world is ready for Boz’ maternity wardrobe. Glad to see the girls at Chuck E Cheese and not Bucca de Beppo or whatever Dorit’s lemon room from hell is called. Need this season to be less ranting and more fabulous lifestyle. But enough of the “designer”. He’s boring

I am convinced that Dorit was told this season was her last chance on the show unless she agreed to curse loudly every 10 minutes. Because unless this show is putting food in the mouth of those cute little children of hers, there’s no reason to spend every episode screeching at the top of your lungs and grasping at every little excuse to go off on people. I never knew a meme could cause so much drama.

I feel like this season will be known as “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Rants”.

I’m convinced that Dorit’s plan this year is to yell at everyone so she can avoid discussing her “separation”. And Kyle the loveless bean is going along with it. I was hoping to like Boz, but she’s backing the wrong screeching harpy.

Is it me or is Chip really loud on the final episodes? He was yelling at one point about floor finishes. 😳

Tuned into Stagecoach on Amazon tonight and immediately saw Kyle in her Kemosabe hat hugging Elle King. But it was brief, so that was good.

Another 1 season dud. Not sorry to see .85 disappear. I would love to see Kyle and Dorit go too.