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I feel like this season will be known as “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Rants”.

I’m convinced that Dorit’s plan this year is to yell at everyone so she can avoid discussing her “separation”. And Kyle the loveless bean is going along with it. I was hoping to like Boz, but she’s backing the wrong screeching harpy.

Is it me or is Chip really loud on the final episodes? He was yelling at one point about floor finishes. 😳

Tuned into Stagecoach on Amazon tonight and immediately saw Kyle in her Kemosabe hat hugging Elle King. But it was brief, so that was good.

Another 1 season dud. Not sorry to see .85 disappear. I would love to see Kyle and Dorit go too.

Ah, Kyle, your whole ass is showing this year. And it’s because we saw you sic your minions on Sutton in your feeble attempt to shield your marital problems from the show. She really reminds me of A Few Good Men when Nicholson’s character goes psycho and admits to ordering the code red on a soldier. She can’t handle the truth after 13 seasons of portraying her perfect marriage to love bean. Dorit brings nothing, can she go away along with .85?

Editing monkeys hard at work with Kyle and Mo. Her beer was full, almost gone, half empty, full again. I’m with Sutton, if you’re going to be around those women, drink early and often. Episode was boring. Negative 8.5 really needs to get off my tv.

Erika, let’s talk about the $25 million since you’re ready to bring up how Tom spent the money. 5.8 needs to sit in a corner. At this point, she could tell me the show airs on Bravo on Wednesday and I’d go check listings to be sure it didn’t move networks and days. Kyle, oh shut up. 5.8 didn’t do anything but stare at Crystal. Dorit, really, you’re living in a rented house, your husband has a gambling issue, you’re a grifter that can’t afford your wardrobe, and the best you can come up with is Crystal got married at 24? Shoo.

So 8.5 said CRYSTAL made the eating disorder comment? Talk about gaslighting. It’s just wrong on every level. I need that horse faced hag and her rapist husband off my screen. I love Sutton, she wasn’t having the fake “sorry for my part” apology. Wonder if she’ll roast Kyle at the reunion for being the instigator. Andy needs to bring on someone richer and nicer next season, hoping doctor horse and Dorit the designer are gone.

I too bring up esophageal issues at NAMI fundraisers. It’s a great icebreaker. Right up there with politics. And asking people their annual income. What dirt is the doctor wannabe hiding in her own life? Let’s talk about the husband? Confession time, I sang along with Kyle, Take Me Away is a stellar song, maybe not a good one for the benefit, but fabulous. In other news, UGH, Teddi. 😐

I freaking love Morgan Wade. Reckless was one of the best new artist releases a few years ago. Her acoustic stuff is insanely good. Have tickets to see her this summer. I want her to be happy and only have good things happen in her life. I saw a photo of her with Kyle and thought it was an odd friendship. So, my mind is kind of blown.

Trevor’s inspired moment to bring up the normal peeps was pretty cool. But only because granny got to meet Harry. It would have gone horribly wrong if ABBA or Coldplay had won. Is this parking lot song why Beyoncé was late? Detour due to buffet? In my next life, I want to sit at Lizzo’s and Adele’s table.

I never again want to see a round table of random people discussing album of the year. It was like a SNL skit with a Coldplay loving Pilates instructor and a random guy who lost a bet and was picked to talk about ABBA.

I love Lizzo’s personality. She just sparkles inside and outside. ❤️

I cried when Bonnie Raitt mentioned John Prine. Losing him is still too fresh and still painful. Glad to see Chris Martin dressed up for the Grammys with Justin Beiber’s stolen clothes.