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Happy Hump Day Pounders!

This episode reminds me why Little Judgey and I have the following conversation just about every day: Me- what kind of day are we going to have today? Little Judgey - Great! Me - And where does a great day start? Little Judgey, while pointing to herself - Right here. Me - That’s right because you are the first person to decide what kind of day it’s going to be. And if you start it out great and something goes wrong, it just takes it down to good. Sean started everyday out as a failure.

“This episode is dedicated to Sean and his courageous battle with obesity.” I guess I’ll be the asshole who says it. I didn’t see anything courageous about this blob of a person or his constant whining and completely avoidable failure.

Yep, the fucking horrible Assanti brothers I believe.

I have lost two people in my life to suicide. One did it very quickly and one did it very slowly. Shawn would be the latter.

I can’t believe TLC wasted 2 hours on this.

OMG, that foot is growing shrubbery! Disgusting.

*raises hand a la Tracy Flick from Election.

At what age do adults get to stop using their shitty parents as an excuse to continue to be a total fuck up? I’m just asking...for science.

Nurse - Shawn, can I get you anything else? Shawn- Four pepperoni pizzas and some Swiss cake rolls would be a good start.

I have! They are good but I find them too big (that’s what she said, tee hee) and still prefer the dark chocolate ones.

I’m not convinced that there is not crack in them. Little Judgey and I have quite the problem with them. Mr. Judgey on the other hand doesn’t really like chocolate...because he is a robot.

What’s up pounders! Eating habit was pizza and dark chocolate m&m’s.

You’re not going to get skin removal surgery when you’ve gained over 100 lbs you fucking moron. God, I hate this asshole.

Taco salad

I’m convinced that Lee killed Rena and ate her body.

Ok. I admit it. I laughed at the table runner gag.

Lee actually looks better when he’s fatter. Mr. Judgey concurs.

Damn, there’s more white trash at that family reunion than the dumpster outside of a paper plate factory. I’ll see myself out now...

That “smothered mother” show is beyond creepy. I feel bad for any significant others of the daughters. They will always be second, third, or fourth choice. The one chick that’s pregnant...woah boy. That kids father better be prepared to be not involved in that kid’s life.

“He don’t move no more.”

Did they both just get out of the driver’s door of the car???

Lee- I’m going to lose 50 lbs. Dr. Now (under his breath)- Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Dat not gonna happen.

Rena, you might have made it under 250 lbs if you removed that 2 lbs of blue eye shadow and those 10 lb gaudy earrings.

Even as someone who has tattoos (just had one done today actually) and enjoys good body art on others, I still snort chuckled at this.