JudgeyMcJudgyPants

Oh how I wish that was the case in my house. Mr. Judgey’s knowledge (and DVR space) of shitty tv shows is huge. If it’s about some idiots looking for gold/treasure, doing “illegal” street racing, or making stupid shit like moonshine or swords, he’s gonna watch it.

Oh how I share your pain. Does Mr. Dreadful watch Goldrush too?

I have obviously corrupted little judgey. She saw a commercial and then later told mr. judgey, “I want to watch my feet are killing me show. It’s like dr. Pimple popper.” She’s 7...

Does anyone else have an advertisement for “lipstick for women in their 40’s, 50’, and 60+” on their page? It’s like primetimer knows I’m a couple of weeks away from my 40th birthday...

Yeah, that’s a whole 50 feet from your chair. That’s amazing...

What’s happening pounders! Welcome to 2020. I wish I could say I was watching along with y’all but Mr. Judgey changed the tv to Alaskan Bush People...

I’m off to bed, have a good week everyone.

How do you not wear socks with sneakers?!?!? Oh my lord, the sweat...the stinky feet...gag!

There definitely needs to be some sort of inverse formula created with regards to the length of one’s shirt to the tightness of one’s pants. And I’ll be an asshole and add an extra variable of one’s weight. NASA, please get on this!

I seriously thought it was geographical slang for Walmart.

Is that family petrified of being possessed by the devil? That’s A LOT of crosses on the wall!!

How do these people not own a scale? I get being over 400lbs because most scales do not measure higher than that but there’s no reason why Liz at 242 lbs did not get a scale.

I’m distracted by the bra straps. Just because they are “nude” doesn’t mean they’re invisible. Please wear a shirt that covers them.

Liz must be incredibly short. She looks a lot heavier than 242 lbs.

I just can’t with Liz’s asymmetrical hair length. I just want to take a pair of scissors to it. Also, Mr. Judgey is a snoring so loud I can hear him in the living room from the bedroom. It’s definitely going to be an earplug night.

And I’m also going to add that Marisa has a bit of a psycho glare. It’s quite freaky, like she’s going to boil Dr. Now’s bunny.

Does Marissa have a “mom” tattoo on her chest?

“You know he’s not gonna diet wichoo.” That made my ears bleed a little.

The daughter is looking amazing.

No. It is not just you.

So I have a lot of “I love my husband but...” stories. However, they are usually like “I love my husband but he never folds his shirts when he decides to wear a different one or I love my husband but he doesn’t rinse the sink when he does the dishes.” The point of this story is, I have never said, “I love my husband but he has a gambling addiction.” Fucking stupid woman!!!

So the insurance commercial about becoming your parents is so stupid but I laugh at it every time. Especially all the guys standing around the mower.

The arms on the exercise lady are jacked!!!!

I’m a terrible mom! I just have Little Judgey a snack of apples...and grapes!!!!!! Someone call CPS on me.

Oh I remember this chick, I hated her baby voice and I made a really bitchy comment about her face being so fat it broke her glasses.