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Oh god, why is she not wearing a bra??

Mr. Judgey “he’s working to support me and I don’t like it.”

Oh no, I feel like she’s falling back into old habits.

Mr. Judgey-“the reality that I’m fat finally set in.” Then there was an audible snortle when she was talking about them driving separate because Tim will need a car for his job. Ok, not his best but I said I would post his snarky comments. He’s not as nice as I am. ?

This totally made me think of the Family Guy episode where Peter tries to shove like a quarter of a watermelon down Lois’ throat as part of some sexy date night shenanigans.

I can’t believe they didn’t cut to an overly dramatic commercial break before the weight reveal. That seems to be the TLC MO. I like that she’s honest with Dr. Now and still rooting for her.

He probably hears so much bullshit, that his meter is broken. And some folks are just like that. I maaaaaay have said earlier today “I’ve usually never gone wrong assuming people are that stupid.” Dr. Now is probably just as cynical as I am. That being said, I’m rooting for this chick.

I was almost going to go with “Gasoline SoakedUnderwear” in honor of this board.

What the fuck is up with her eyebrows?

Hey how y’all doin’ Long time lurker, first time snarker. Watching with Mr. Judgey. If he makes a good asshole comment, I will post. Damn it, looks like I missed the obligatory shower scene. But I did see the finger licking-so gross! i said this on another thread but I think it’s worth repeating. I love this board, I feel like I found my soul(less) mates!

Is waddling considered running? I won’t ask you how you know this as long as you don’t ask why Mr. Judgey was so happy when I was a week and half overdue with our kiddo...

I really like this show. It’s far superior to Seal Team but this wasn’t my favorite episode. I wasn’t drawn in to Patricia’s back story and I didn’t care that Anne Heche’s husband was playing the bad guy. I agree that everyone got too rattled by him. Don’t these folks go through hours and hours and hours of psychological training to not get rattled in situations like this. Writing like this annoys me. I know it’s supposed to make the villain look Uber smart but it just makes the heroes look Uber stupid. Did the writers start taking tips from “The Following?” If you never watched that show-don’t! Could have been soooo good but ended up being a total clusterfuck because of the bad writing.

I’m glad Babs said she didn’t want the kitten. Twit was an asshole for doing it in the first place. Never buy someone a pet!!! It’s a total fucking guilt gift. My FIL’s dog passed away before Christmas last year and there was some talk amongst the grown ass adult children to get him a puppy for Christmas. I responded with a loud “NO!” If he and his wife want to get another dog, then they will get a dog. I would be fucking pissed if someone showed up at my house with an animal under the guise of “a gift” and then tried to make feel like an asshole because I didn’t want it. Twit shouldn’t be allowed to have any fucking animals. She can’t even care for herself properly. Fucking smelling your cats breath should be considered animal abuse. I know it’s not really harmful to the cat, but goddamn it’s really not right! She complains about money (can’t buy a plane ticket, can’t pay rent because Nigerian prince swindles her out of $1,900). One of my biggest pet peeves are people who complain that they’re broke but have pets (and smoke but that’s another discussion). I actually worked at an animal shelter for a short time and this guy came up to the counter with a beautiful huskie. He said he was doing an owner surrender because he was being evicted from his home and he had to be out of the house TOMORROW! And this is the last thing he is waiting to do!!!! During the conversation, I find out that he also has a German Shepherd he needs to surrender. I’m sorry but if I was having trouble making my house payment/rent, the first cost cutting measure I would look into would be re-homing two HUGE dogs that eat a shit-ton of food. On a side note, I love this board. I feel like a found my soul(less) mates.

Holy crap, what an awful plot! First of all, this case would never have gone to trial. They had zero physical evidence against the wife. And if their theory was that she hired a hit man, they would have to prove via a paper trail that she paid one. Inevitably, unless their tech people or morons (which I’m not above thinking that this show would write the police this way), they would have found out it was the husband who orchestrated the whole thing. Two things could have made the episode better. Either the husband hired someone to kill the wife and got killed as a case of mistaken identity or the daughter was behind the whole thing. I didn’t find anything about the wife that unlikeable to believe that the country would automatically assume she had killed her husband. The book writer was a useless character who was written to be useful. Why the hell did the jury act all shocked when the detective was testifying and the lawyer asked him if the wife and daughter lied and he said yes? The defense lawyer guy already said that they lied. This wasn’t some groundbreaking news. Last thought-holy shit was that detective totally biased. His testimony should have been stricken. i realize this show is not Law & Order but you’ve got to do more to this show than just count on NCIS fans carrying a torch for Michael Weatherly for viewers. It really is terribly written and none of the supporting players are very interesting. Hmmm let’s see. Next week FBI comes in and someone commits a federal crime. My bet is that it’s the computer hacker who regularly breaks the law gathering private information. Since that would makes sense from a legal standpoint, it’s probably going to be something completely different.

I have no problem buying Matthew Morrison as a bad guy. Back in my soap opera watchin days, As the World Turns decides to assassinate the character of Adam Munson and Matthew played him. He was a total sleaze of a record producer who was not above attempting rape on his brother’s wife. He was so good at playing an asshole that I had trouble buying intoh” him as a good guy on Glee (honestly, I think it’s the hair.). And I never forgave As the World Turns for ruining the character. No child of Hal Munson and Margo Hughes would ever turn out to be such a shithead!