lightninggirl

Agreed - especially when $Bill first came on scene to destroy Eric Forrester as he was avenging his father's love for Stephanie. I'm here for the Remy kid, but Ivy and mushmouthed Will can GTFO my screen.

DO NOT SUMMON SAGE!!! Honestly, I don't think I could handle that. My nerves are shot these days and that might send me RIGHT OVER THE EDGE. 😳🙄

From your lips... 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Joshua Morrow's kid bugs me as it appears he's gotten most of his <<ahem>> acting "chops" from his father. Hopefully this new weird kid who's living at Il Giordino will take him out and he'll pull a Finn where we are blessed with a few weeks of his character on a hospital bed while he takes acting lessons IRL. 🙄 I'm thankful for the time I get back in my day by FFing his scenes.

"WHAAT? HE FIRED YOU?" Uh, Dope, come on. 🙄 Ridge acting like Hope changed Carter into "someone [he] doesn't recognize" is hilarious because, well, remember Quinn? The Overly Aggressive Strings Music™️ playing during the Harter/Cope scenes today made me feel like Robert Redford was going to crash a small biplane into the cabin and Meryl Streep was going to roll in and eulogize him in a thick Danish accent or something ("Out of Africa" reference for my non-70s/80s kids).

Wait, so where was all of Ingi's stuff when he left Corona "on the park bench," and how did he just literally disappear from her life? Maybe his dick repair included vanishing superpowers. I'm cracking up at Sarper and his "helpful" Sarper-isms. He's worse than a meddling gossipy aunt. Nice, Sean, for lying to your daughter and saying you're in England. He also doesn't even know how long he's in the U.S.? I thought he was the primary parent and the mother wasn't in the picture. Shekinah getting up in arms about "Joanne doesn't have to tell her mother EVERYTHING" - uh, maybe a GETTING MARRIED is something normal that you would tell your own mother, unless she was going to absolutely ruin the day. Even if that was the case, why would you keep it a secret for 2 years? Joanne is all "it should be a celebration and not a situation," and yet SHE made it a situation. Now Shekinah is a butter dealer. You know Elevator Boy shit his pants on the cab ride back to the hotel. I've got $20 that TataTears' outright willingness to explore adult video viewing with Elevator Boy was a complete show and there's no way in hell she's letting those videos in their home. I was reeeeallllllly hoping that Lily's daughter's sex question was rhetorical. Oh, my stars. Why is Josh playing Lego with her daughter? I absolutely believe that he puts on a fake face in front of others and in front of the cameras, and I'm sure that it started as soon as he set foot in her house in China (or even before). He's freaky and a gaslighter and I can't tell what Lily is getting out of it.

Jessica christ Shekinah and Sarper and their dumb-assed contacts. I love how Shekinah was pissed about Sarper talking about her ring being only $3.5K 😂 ... and then she plants her face into a stick of butter. How are they not on the shitter 24/7? My god. But Sarper had a few moments where he was almost helpful and that was surprising. Corona needs to relax and stop with the mean-girling. Either she's overacting in trying to keep up the pretense, or Ingi really broke her heart and dumped her. Also, Ingi kinda playing the victim by dropping his truth and then skedaddling was not characteristic of the behavior that we've seen from him the entire season. So glad Dumpster and Stapler aren't there. We as an audience dodged a bullet. 😂 Lily is so cute. Josh does NOT deserve to be let off the hook. He's so gross. Elevator Boy sitting there trying to act like life is so much better the second time around with TataTears here in the States. 🙄 He's still smarmy, sleazy, and self-serving with his fake damn tears. He totally deserves Angel and I'm looking forward to her little visa visit. I also don't feel bad one iota for TataTears - you stay with a man who refuses to help you achieve your dreams (AFTER you say you're on board with them)? Lie in the bed you made (with all of your Kleenex).

I know this is just me trying to make sense of the nonsensical, but Sharon's "confession" has consistently included the words "I can't remember." If there's a piece missing (i.e., her actually COMMITTING a murder) then how is she arrested for murder? There's enough reasonable doubt that if I were a DA, I wouldn't try to float that past a jury. I hate how they gave Sharon a bipolar disorder diagnosis and then the character is going to have to be the scapegoat for whatever dumb crap happens in GC until they put her in the grave. I love Sharon Case (minus the facial 'enhancements') and I just feel for her having to open up her scripts each week. 🙄

I can’t figure out why Ian Ward wants to get to Sharon. I remember the whole “drugged bride Mariah,” but I thought he was targeting Nikki as well. I can only guess he’s removing the obstacles to Mariah one by one, starting with her mother first (why he couldn’t take out Banana Breath at the same time is beyond me). I can’t imagine Jordan behaving long enough to take care of Ian’s hit list first before her own. And now we’ll NEVER hear the end of how Phyllis was “right” about Sharon. Vomit.

I'm going to start TataTears a GoFundMe for flats of Gatorade because girl's GOT to be dehydrated AF. She probably weighs 210lbs but she only has .02% water left in her body so she looks like she weighs 80lbs. The sister isn't any better - they're so goddamn dramatic. Funny how James being dependent upon TataTears and her family suddenly makes him "aware" of what she went through in the U.S. James says he hasn't spoken with his father, the guy I'm assuming is the head of the family company/HR. Good luck, dude, because I wouldn't take you back after you ditched me twice. You'd think he'd at least try to be on good terms with his dad if he's so hell-bent on returning home. Me anytime I have to watch the Turkish Twats, Stapler, or Dumpster:

YES. I heard that as well, and suddenly it made sense. I agree with you that she probably came on to him knowing he went after married women, and he turned her down. Or perhaps they had a sexual relationship at some point and he dumped her, which might explain how she took Jenn under her wing at the beginning of Jenn's time on the show (guilt, perhaps?). She's so freaking UNHINGED that she just spewed that out probably before she realized what she was saying right after it left her mouth. The only other thing I can think of is that he insulted Eddie by saying he was soft and didn't work, so that might've been a recent insult that could be characterized by her hurt comment. Really thinking it's the former, though, because she's so narcissistic that it's always got to be about her. She's disgusting and pathetic. This!!! Her f-bombs are just flying in this episode, and I don't recall her ever talking as much like a sailor as she has in the past few episodes. Weird. It's like her mask is dropping.

Thank you so much, Scoobs! ❤️ I did get as far as the booze poisoning and recall Sharon backing out of it, but that's as far as I got with it before the preemption.

OK - I lost a few days because of the show being preempted due to hurricane coverage, but do we know how Heather actually died? I saw the flashbacks of Sharon seeing her lying down on the floor of her apartment with the back-of-the-head injury, but how did she get on the floor? Was she hit over the head? Why was Sharon in the apartment alone (I think I remember her sneaking in, but I don't recall the reason)? TIA for any clarity because I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be confused or not. 🙄😉

I believe that Lily did actually have the $ to pay for the wedding. She has created a very successful business and life for herself, and I don't think she's dumb. I think that she was testing Josh to see if he was really in it enough to use his cash stash to pay for the wedding. If he's smart, he'll pony up the $4K to keep his lifestyle as a kept man who doesn't have to actually sexually touch his sugarmama.

Diane and Phyllis need to be gone, again. For good. I'm not buying the solo Diane "my husband and son WRONGGGGED MEEEEE!!!!" lines to The Moustache, and I feel like there's definitely a 'fast one' being pulled here. I was hoping Jack and Nikki would have gotten together after the night in the hotel just because I'm so sick of her being a doormat for The Moustache and I liked them together when they were married. Anyway, I just want Diane GONE and I hope this rift is really for real.