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Jessica christ Shekinah and Sarper and their dumb-assed contacts. I love how Shekinah was pissed about Sarper talking about her ring being only $3.5K 😂 ... and then she plants her face into a stick of butter. How are they not on the shitter 24/7? My god. But Sarper had a few moments where he was almost helpful and that was surprising. Corona needs to relax and stop with the mean-girling. Either she's overacting in trying to keep up the pretense, or Ingi really broke her heart and dumped her. Also, Ingi kinda playing the victim by dropping his truth and then skedaddling was not characteristic of the behavior that we've seen from him the entire season. So glad Dumpster and Stapler aren't there. We as an audience dodged a bullet. 😂 Lily is so cute. Josh does NOT deserve to be let off the hook. He's so gross. Elevator Boy sitting there trying to act like life is so much better the second time around with TataTears here in the States. 🙄 He's still smarmy, sleazy, and self-serving with his fake damn tears. He totally deserves Angel and I'm looking forward to her little visa visit. I also don't feel bad one iota for TataTears - you stay with a man who refuses to help you achieve your dreams (AFTER you say you're on board with them)? Lie in the bed you made (with all of your Kleenex).

I know this is just me trying to make sense of the nonsensical, but Sharon's "confession" has consistently included the words "I can't remember." If there's a piece missing (i.e., her actually COMMITTING a murder) then how is she arrested for murder? There's enough reasonable doubt that if I were a DA, I wouldn't try to float that past a jury. I hate how they gave Sharon a bipolar disorder diagnosis and then the character is going to have to be the scapegoat for whatever dumb crap happens in GC until they put her in the grave. I love Sharon Case (minus the facial 'enhancements') and I just feel for her having to open up her scripts each week. 🙄

I can’t figure out why Ian Ward wants to get to Sharon. I remember the whole “drugged bride Mariah,” but I thought he was targeting Nikki as well. I can only guess he’s removing the obstacles to Mariah one by one, starting with her mother first (why he couldn’t take out Banana Breath at the same time is beyond me). I can’t imagine Jordan behaving long enough to take care of Ian’s hit list first before her own. And now we’ll NEVER hear the end of how Phyllis was “right” about Sharon. Vomit.

I'm going to start TataTears a GoFundMe for flats of Gatorade because girl's GOT to be dehydrated AF. She probably weighs 210lbs but she only has .02% water left in her body so she looks like she weighs 80lbs. The sister isn't any better - they're so goddamn dramatic. Funny how James being dependent upon TataTears and her family suddenly makes him "aware" of what she went through in the U.S. James says he hasn't spoken with his father, the guy I'm assuming is the head of the family company/HR. Good luck, dude, because I wouldn't take you back after you ditched me twice. You'd think he'd at least try to be on good terms with his dad if he's so hell-bent on returning home. Me anytime I have to watch the Turkish Twats, Stapler, or Dumpster:

YES. I heard that as well, and suddenly it made sense. I agree with you that she probably came on to him knowing he went after married women, and he turned her down. Or perhaps they had a sexual relationship at some point and he dumped her, which might explain how she took Jenn under her wing at the beginning of Jenn's time on the show (guilt, perhaps?). She's so freaking UNHINGED that she just spewed that out probably before she realized what she was saying right after it left her mouth. The only other thing I can think of is that he insulted Eddie by saying he was soft and didn't work, so that might've been a recent insult that could be characterized by her hurt comment. Really thinking it's the former, though, because she's so narcissistic that it's always got to be about her. She's disgusting and pathetic. This!!! Her f-bombs are just flying in this episode, and I don't recall her ever talking as much like a sailor as she has in the past few episodes. Weird. It's like her mask is dropping.

Thank you so much, Scoobs! ❤️ I did get as far as the booze poisoning and recall Sharon backing out of it, but that's as far as I got with it before the preemption.

OK - I lost a few days because of the show being preempted due to hurricane coverage, but do we know how Heather actually died? I saw the flashbacks of Sharon seeing her lying down on the floor of her apartment with the back-of-the-head injury, but how did she get on the floor? Was she hit over the head? Why was Sharon in the apartment alone (I think I remember her sneaking in, but I don't recall the reason)? TIA for any clarity because I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be confused or not. 🙄😉

I believe that Lily did actually have the $ to pay for the wedding. She has created a very successful business and life for herself, and I don't think she's dumb. I think that she was testing Josh to see if he was really in it enough to use his cash stash to pay for the wedding. If he's smart, he'll pony up the $4K to keep his lifestyle as a kept man who doesn't have to actually sexually touch his sugarmama.

Diane and Phyllis need to be gone, again. For good. I'm not buying the solo Diane "my husband and son WRONGGGGED MEEEEE!!!!" lines to The Moustache, and I feel like there's definitely a 'fast one' being pulled here. I was hoping Jack and Nikki would have gotten together after the night in the hotel just because I'm so sick of her being a doormat for The Moustache and I liked them together when they were married. Anyway, I just want Diane GONE and I hope this rift is really for real.

Did we really need an entire episode featuring James' nipples? At least we didn't have to endure the Turkish Twats or Stapler & Dumpster Fire this week. I'm not sure how unlikeable Josh can get, but each week he's slowly digging himself deeper. Good for Lily to put her foot down on paying for the wedding - if I knew that my husband had "a nest egg" and I was springing for everything, I'd be pissed, too. At first I thought that Lily was being overly nagging about the money because it was constantly brought up, but I'll bet dollars to donuts that Josh has a sizeable chunk in savings and Lily is pissed that he's not using that to contribute while she works her ass off to support him. I'm sure that the house reno wasn't necessary (I mean, two completely non-disabled people needing an elevator with music?), but after these last 2 episodes I think Josh is a bigger dick with some major underlying issues than we were expecting. The look on his face when they were running that card told me he KNEW it wasn't going to go through.

I hate Diane so much but I'm finding it difficult to be happy about her and ol' Smilin' Jack's split because I'm thinking it's all a huge ruse to fool Kyle into doing (or not doing) something. 🙄 Does anyone believe that this 'split' is real? Dragging Traci into the middle of it is a real shit move if it's a farce, but I wouldn't put it past those two assholes.

At first I was all, "Awww, Sarper is such a good person taking care of Shekinah and her nose!" Then I flashed back to being lovebombed by a literal diagnosed narc and it suddenly wasn't sweet anymore. We'll see how sweet he is when he has to go 72 hours without jumping in Shekinah like she's a carnival ride. Elevator Boy is an idiot, and TataTears is also a dumbass for putting up with him for years. It's difficult to find two people who deserve each other so equally, but I think this franchise might've stumbled upon that with this pair. Just awful. Wow, Josh is a dick. When you've got an entire table saying, "Uh, dude, you're acting like a prick" then perhaps it's time to take stock in what they're saying? Also, was that dog on the daughter's lap the entire scene in a restaurant? Stapler and Dumpy are mutual users. Stapler wanted a hot girlfriend with a cute accent and Dumpy wanted her van life funded. I do not think for a dang second that Dumpy felt bad about going sightseeing without Stapler. Suddenly, Dumpy's realizing that Stapler is an actual killjoy and really has to do real-world shit like work and then this van life isn't how she envisioned it. I think if Stapler was getting even a tiny bit of attention and laid, she'd be fine with the whole arrangement.

Is this whole Jack-Diane fighting crap a setup for The Moustache, Kyle, or someone else I'm not even thinking of? It's so trite and dumb and there's not much on this show that I'm not FFing through anymore. 🙄

He's gotten slightly better as an actor (and I mean *slightly*) but still is as thrilling as a dead car battery. The writing doesn't help anyone on this show, but my god his scenes are awful.

Sarper telling Shekinah that she's "starting to look like a factory production" - i nearly died. 😂😂😂 Of course, his Main Character Syndrome rears its head and the doctor calls him "weird." Dude, you have no idea. 0 So, Joanne thinks that it's fine to leave a 12yo literally across the entire damn pond when the bio father lives 45 minutes away from where this child lives? The older son was so right when he said he would be the one taking care of his younger brother. Then Joanne says, "I wasn't thinking about any of the negatives, I was thinking 'yeah, this is gonna WORK!'" For REAL??? Mother of the year. Wait - Lily's daughter doesn't like Josh because of things that have "happened in the past"??? The plot thickens!!! Way to go, Elevator Boy. You've been married for 4 (5?) years, you had a good job, and you knew you were going to be moving to Indonesia - so why are you too broke to move out of Tata Tears' parents' home? AND then you are throwing money out on a second wedding and letting Tata Tears' father add more expenses on top of it? Then Tata Tears rats him out that he's not helping out with making banana chips and that he's not learning Indonesian. He's a ***. Then he's all "we need to go back" - I'm sure his parents will be thrilled to give him his old job back! 😂 He also needs to not subject any more women to his absolute ridiculousness.