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  1. So are we going to have a Multiple Personalities Ashley™️ again, or what? She was Annie the diner waitress after one mental breakdown, so I wonder who "she" is now? I guess it's 2024, so she needed to have another mental breakdown, poor lamb. She usually gets about one per decade, it seems.
  2. I cannot stand Phyllis. I also cannot stand Michelle Stafford constantly repeating pretty much every single line she's given, or paraphrasing it and changing one or two words (and it basically sounds the same, over and over). That being said, I HATE THE BUG MORE. God, why does Lauralee Bell have to have a stupid legacy character that we can NEVER, EVER GET RID of when they did Stitch so dirty? There are SO many more characters that didn't deserve their fate when CRICKET wanders around moping and grousing, constantly aggrieved and insulted? They brought back Cole but he's just relegated to "back-up parent." Aren't they going to do anything with him, like isn't there a romance he's supposed to be having with Victoria or something? But no, we get that stupid Bug being constantly dissatisfied by everything and everyone all the damn time. God, I hate her so baaaaaaad.
  3. Mints? What the heck is in them? I get gummies, but what is in the mints that would give Poppy "a little lift" as she described and also make Luna ... um ... amorous AND hallucinate? Li asked what was in them and then accused Poppy of not knowing what was in them. I'm totally out of the loop here (blessedly).
  4. I want to nominate the duelling Paris café memories to be culled from airplay FOREVER. "Go to hell, Ashley!" Eileen Davidson has really got this role on lock because as she has to do it show up and reminisce on screen for a paycheck, lucky her! 😂
  5. Looks like the Ozempic is working well for Heather Tom - she looks better than she has in years! Shazaaam! Her face is so much brighter as well. I think I figured out why RJ bugs me - it’s his gums. The hair has much improved and his shirts still need to be 2 sizes bigger, but it’s the gums. He’s a good actor, but a rock could out-act the actress who plays Li. My god she’s almost as bad as Emma! I must be dumber than Hope because I did NOT get any hint whatsoever that Finn is dying. Like, zero. Is this really going to happen or is it just wishful thinking? 😉
  6. Could we have gotten a more appropriate venue for that? 🙄 Then the lunch patrons applauding when $Bill stood up and kissed her. I'd be all "Check, PLEASE."
  7. Today's alluding to Luna being Bill's daughter was eye-rollingly dumb. 🙄 How about running a chyron with 'BREAKING NEWS' at the bottom of our screens to make it more obvious? Jesus.
  8. My favorite Thomas was Adam Gregory, whom my daughters called "The Flipper" because of his obvious veneers (I think this was back when one of them watched Toddlers & Tiaras and some of the kids had flippers to cover their lost baby teeth during pageants). He was the one that went to Trippin' Berries Island™️ with Brooke back in the day. 😂
  9. I've watched this dang show since literally the first episode, and I will tell you that you would be hard-pressed to find an actor worse than Nia Sioux (Emma) - and that's saying a lot. I am fine with the flashbacks as long as we just see her car spinning out of control and NONE of her acting. It's just so awful. The majority of her acting was the same as my youngest child when she was lying and trying to get out of trouble - that weird head-cocking-to-the-side movement like a beagle who's hearing something weird, mouth half open ... just so odd (and terrible).
  10. Don't. He's a racist PoS: https://starcasm.net/kim-plaths-boyfriend-ken-palmers-controversial-facebook-posts/
  11. What an asshole. Not sure where Audra is keeping her clothes, but it ain't in that primary bedroom closet. I also get not wanting to disrupt your kid's flow when he's with you, but a 10-year-old boy needs to understand that his eyesore of a playhouse doesn't need to take up space 24/7 IN THE MAIN LIVING AREA. Where the adults are, living their lives, being adults. Audra truly wanted that thing out of her living space, and she seems to get the shit end of the stick in that house - HER house.
  12. Oh my god then we had to sit through WEEKS of this bullshit "My dad's dying/I gotta help Grampa out with his fashion show" storyline? I'm starting to hate these writers almost as I do the Y&R writers. Jesus wept.
  13. I'm thinking that John McCook is going to retire and they're offing him a la Stephanie/Susan Flannery? Who knows.
  14. Tim is a piece of shit. I hated him last tell-all where he brought absolutely NOTHING and he's proving that he's still a prick. Tim's face when Kenny was talking about the surrogate was ridiculous, and he needs to keep his little shitty opinions to himself. Is he going to be raising twins? Changing a diaper at 3am? NO, so STFU. Piling on Kiersten is ridiculous when she had pretty much zero screen time. 😂 I believe that the friend was just a friend, but she definitely turned on the waterworks when she started on the whole makeup artist thing. Julio and Tim can fuck off to their piece of shit island together and bother society no more. Why did we have to revisit the world's saddest gay bar? Oh, god, why. I love Wayne's disgusted head-shaking when Daniele said she had dinner with Johan and his family. Johan's just trying to change the narrative, which is so common with the sanky panky scam. Sarper continues to prove himself to be a misogynistic pig. Shekina attempted to (very poorly) defend him and you made your bed, honey. Pathetic. Holly and Wayne are an odd combo. Wayne seems like a confirmed bachelor who needs a business analyst/marketer (or an assistant to build his business), but for him to flat-out refusing to take a vacation in America is ridiculous. He also seems to be very role-based as the provider, which is fine but not at the expense of a relationship. Also, what did Sarper say in the preview for Pt. 3 when the extraneous woman asked, "How does 2,500 HAPPEN?" It sounded like he said, "I was fighting something," but his mouth didn't look like it was saying that. Then Shekina said, "Oh my god," so it must have been new info. Was he a gigolo? Gay for pay? A sex addict? I replayed it about 4x but it never got any clearer - TIA!
  15. Kim has a ton of shit left at that house for being moved out for what - a year? Even one of the kids said, "Kinda like a hoarder." If I were Barry, I'd be like "take ALL of it, for real, and your little dog, too!!!!" When Mr. Lightning moved out when our kids were 6 and 10 years old (he came back a year later, tail between his legs), he had the foresight to do so when we were out of town. We came back and he'd set up a new bed in the master bedroom for me and it was depressing but at least the children didn't have to witness it. I cannot imagine him asking them to help box up his shit as he was out the door. Kim is a special kind of asshole for doing this to them. I cannot stand manipulative Barry, but my heartstrings were pulled at the end of his talking head when he said that some children had never heard their fathers say "I love you" to them, and I am glad he's recognizing that and his kids' feelings. So are the younger kids bouncing back and forth between Florida and Georgia now that Kim's shacking up with her new boyf? Love how he is so incomprehensible that he needs subtitles over half the time. 🙄
  16. Sarper and Shekina are gross. They both look like melting plastic messes and walking STDs. Holly and Shekina are both damaged and needing that control is absolutely not an example of any type of dom/sub type of relationship. "I look at him as my leader" and "we're the perfect match." Yes, match made in hell. Good fucking luck. I love how she's all "shut it off" when they played her sister's message, and she admits that she doesn't talk to any of her sisters OR her mother all because of her relationship with Sarper. Also, her eyebrows are HORRIBLE at the ends. I don't get the 'special guests' again. I think they did this last year with the idiot guy Tim and another girl - was that the same girl sitting in front of him? Tim's guyliner is absolutely ridiculous and not the 'fun,' quirky look he thinks it is. I'm surprised Kimberly is still living above TJ's parents. Also, taking out a $12K loan and not telling your partner is a lot. And shut up, Jenny. I can't believe she literally told Kimberly to 'respect India.' Also, I would have laughed my ass off just like Kimberly did if Jenny started wagging her finger at me, AND Jenny just threatened her physically when she came at her. However, everyone was correct when they told her that she didn't deescalate anything and just kept ramping everything up. Jenny "I was respectful to [Sumbitch's] parents and to India the whole way" - oh my fucking god. Clearly she doesn't think that we watched her previous episodes. Daniele's hair is a tragedy. Still. Kiersten looked like an amorphous blonde blob for 98.5% of this episode. Also, GO girl, and good for you for standing up for yourself and not putting up with Julio's shit for another fucking year. 👏🏻 Julio "I'm trying to protect you" - fuck off already.
  17. Daniele/Yohan Daniele: I cannot believe that Yohan was capable of this. Girl, you're honestly THE ONLY ONE. 🙄 Stevie Wonder saw that shit, FFS. My favorite part was the other woman only contacting her when she thinks she's going to have to pay for Yohan's divorce BUT let that go on for over two years?? 😂 She can't really go back to NY, can she? She probably can't get an apartment or a car there with the bankruptcy, right? Please correct me if I'm wrong. Sarper/Shekina "While I ignored Sarper for 2 days, he actually started trying really hard to get my attention and to show me that he was sorry. I see him really trying so I'm willing to meet up with him." Typical narc behavior on every level from him. And those damn fake contacts are freaky, too. GTFO. Also, if Sarper isn't 50 damn years old I'll eat my hat. Brandan and the Mary-go-round Actually, the insects were the 4th plague of Egypt, but who's counting? 😂😳🦟 It was nice of Brandan's mom to hug Mary-go-round, and I'm shocked that Mary-go-round didn't shove a fistful of cake into Brandan's face. It's a low bar, honestly. Kim & TJ I can totally see the whole 'ring the doorbell to get to the roof' think turning into hostility. She really needed to find a hobby - yoga, cooking classes, anything that is safe for her to get to & from with her limited Hindi (and certainly without creepy Raj's and their slag mother's help). I love how TJ immediately runs down to his mommy and acts like Kim's ruined his marriage. 🙄 On the tell-all preview, I totally forgot about the one couple! I think she's from Denmark or Holland? LOL.
  18. Shitney sure did keep everyone cowed with her emotional blackmail about her "illness." 🙄 I wonder if the thermometer was upside down in celsius or something when she read the 102.5. I can't imagine the doctor letting her roll out of the ER without anything if she actually had a fever there. I will say that her blue pantsuit actually looked decent on her for a change. It's the closest I've seen to 'flattering' on her in ages as we're used to yoga pants and tank tops. I do feel bad for her and Hunter with Glenn headed to Alabammer with Angie. Putting myself in their place, I can't imagine my mom being gone for 6 months and my dad dipping out to live with my newly found half-sister 700 miles away. All of that after he chose Angie for the die plant trip, and then realizing that he's got an even stronger bond now with Angie because Angie gave up a kid like Glenn did. That being said, Glenn deserves to live his life and I hope he doesn't fuck up Angie's family like he did his own kids. 🙄
  19. This is what I'm thinking - "stillborn Eve" is live Claire, and I also don't get the animosity toward Cole. He doesn't recognize Jordan as his aunt, which I can understand if Jordan and Grandma Eve were estranged but wouldn't he have least seen pics of her to be able to get a comparison? And what's the point of Jordan stealing Stillborn Eve and raising her as Claire? Eh, everybody's bonkers around GC no matter how far away they are from it! Also, J. Eddie Peck is 65 years old! I can't believe that. I am 14 years younger than him and thought IRL he was closer to my age. I feel ancient. 😂
  20. If you haven't watched today's show, just don't do it unless you want 30 minutes (less commercials) of Bridge. 🙄 "What are the chances of us reuniting on an actual BRIDGE?" Brooke asks. Oh, I dunno. Fucking Andrea Bocelli could've seen that coming. 🙄 You've only married him EIGHT GOTDAM TIMES, LADY. Christ. I loved the one-sided past footage of only Brooke because they couldn't show Ronn Moss.
  21. Mary did look beautiful in her gown. Too bad she's such a horrible person. She summed it up at the end with "Here in the Philippines there's no divorce, so he doesn't have a way to leave me" with a sly smile. 🙄 And Brandan's mom's dress was ... well, we know what she thinks her best asset is. There is nothing like having a literal PLAGUE at your wedding. Holy shit, that was a lot of bugs.
  22. It's definitely gotten me through all of this stupid "I'm losing my marbles" bullshit by The Moustache storyline that we've had to endure. 🙄🤬
  23. I will never forgive them for making Stitch a psychopath. He was great to look at and a great character and good actor. Instead, we get left with Nostrils von Buttbiscuit and Banana Breath. 🙄 What a rip-off!
  24. Yohan is a petulant spoilt brat, BUT Daniele totally pulled a bait-n-switch on him. Sure, he was probably preying on her with the expectation that she'd give into his every whim and also move him to NYC where he never had to learn English and could work somewhere that required little effort. My friend is married to a similar Dominican (they separated in 2020, and will probably divorce early next year) and she moved him to her country & got him naturalised. I have another guy friend from the DR and all he does is bitch about guys from the DR. 😂 He hates guys like Yohan's friend who think that American women are just there as a walking ATM. Yohan having that expectation is bullshit but he didn't deserve to have the wool pulled over his eyes like that. Daniele: "I've given you everything I have!!" Um, did you give him your DEBT? Honey, you deserve everything that's happening to you right now. You were dumb enough to think that you could dupe the guy who only wanted you for your wallet. And to echo a previous commenter - WHAT do TJ and Yosh do for a living? Seems a little sketch. And TJ leaving Kimberly along with Yosh and his mother was a total dick move. The only person who can translate and communicate with Kimberly is Yosh? Fuck that. I love when she said "I don't want my house to smell like a petting zoo." Girl, same. I can't tell is this whole baby thing with Sarper is fabricated for the show or if he's stupid enough to 'forget' to mention that having a baby was a deal-breaker. I'm thinking it's the latter.
  25. I love how she just sits her ass on the bench while Dadwee (you know, the person she constantly babies and is so hyper-focused about his laundry list of health/other 'concerns') and Lennie unload the car. Also, love how she's in coach with the poors after dumping Chase in steerage when she was in business class during the Paris trip (according to a 'fan'). Is that guy serious when he doesn't know the Swiss currency? Do people actually travel without knowing that? And Angie claiming she "lost money" in a currency exchange, oh my god. "That don't make sense. Does that make sense to you?" Jesus christ. Just wait until she encounters someone who "don't speak English." 🙄 As someone with hella anxiety, I do understand Shitney's over-planning. I appreciate her 'letting' them shop because they like it and giving them a return-time window. There's nothing like waiting on someone when you've got a check-in time or a last-call train boarding. I'd be losing my damn mind, but I also would not put myself in charge of everyone's trip. I also appreciate her cautioning them to not be loud on the train. She's a braying fool, but I am glad that she didn't want them to look like "ugly Americans." Glenn started on Shitney when she was interacting with Hunter and Angie about the Bumble app conversation. He told her sharply, "Whitney, STOP" but I couldn't tell what he was referring to. Hunter saying "the way Whitney is acting right now" - she wasn't acting any differently than she was pre-trip, so something might have been edited out.
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